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Jeremy Osner

@jeremyosner.bsky.social
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Well... ⏩ Studied at La universidad desconocida ⏩ Lives in Orange, New Jersey ⏩ From Modesto, California ⏩ Pronounces name EE-mer-EJ REN-saw

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RyNo @yellowapple.us · 18h
Fire coming out of a puddle of mud is horrifying and weird and awesome.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 20h
Oh man, I got to try this
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 20h
I let go of all my grudges and floated out to space.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thus reinventing the hat
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Store yourself in sacks, ok?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Freaks of nurture
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...and personalize that shit exactly to my preferences dammit I Me My Preferences
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rely on each other
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...but 'words' are fixed length and dependent on architecture
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky ...Here's Daisy!
Daisy close-up
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
id be such a good ghost i got unfinished business as fuck
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh shit how is there not an Olympic sex event(s)
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Got condensate?"
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok anybody want to disambiguate?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking around, that I might find out.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I kept using that word; but it did not mean what I thought it meant.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This looks like a setup for a dark comedy
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“warty boy” yeats
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inspired by this post: bsky.app/profile/jere...
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still want to see the #trolley meme rendered with #ToonervilleTrolley images and characters
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When will #ThomasPynchon write a prequel to #GravitysRainbow 🌈, but in a #Renaissance or late- #medieval setting, with Captain #Blicero strapping #Gottfried into the #catapult #parabola
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#betterthatway
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do they call it the inexorable March of time when it happens in all the other months too?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...like Sousa in April
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beware the ides of time
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blister in the sun
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...come on, I don wanna follow that shit...
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky ...and back down
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky on our way up the hill
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Back in like 2014 or so I was posting a lot of tapes of myself to a fiddling forum and after a couple months someone replied with a pretty brutal comment about I should learn to tune up before I started posting tapes of myself, and I haven't been back there...
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whoa
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hooray for parabolas!
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit you got to get in touch with the bouncy-castle folks and hire it out to birthday parties
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to visit your amusement park
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me with my beeskee mutts
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National Geographic: Emperor Penguins March
ALT: National Geographic: Emperor Penguins March
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm holding out for the Icee bear gig
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in imperpetuity
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in Queens sometime swing by Nounós yogurt in Astoria, it will change your thinking about plain Greek yogurt
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if probosces unfurled like a butterfly's tongue?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Double-take

In between a flash of image from a dream forgotten and another, darker, grittier, so far beneath the surface of one's waking stream of consciousness, one scarcely has a chance to know the faces, let alone to sense what brutal resolution lies in store for them, before it's gone, a double-take, an urge to breathe, a suffocating feeling of enclosure, walls are closing in, this rabbit-hole dead-ends
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Delighted to be part of the problem
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Live long and prosper! #spocktober
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coast to coast and into Sheboygan, it's ok/ make a toast, oh boy, here I go again, what the hey/ smooth operator...
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky oh no! They are leaving!
Daisy watching us from the window
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"ho" short for hoarfrost
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The poastess with the most ess
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The crows are quiet, my friend... *Too* quiet!
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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