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i do all my own stunts. sports nonsense here, design nonsense at @jeremykanter.com. (he/him)

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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
home sick from school, delirious with a fever, the scene in pinocchio where the boys turn into donkeys
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
appreciate the houston dash drummers doing a little go-go beat in our honor
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i like how roy and jenner are physically identical to the players who previously wore their numbers for the caps (jensen and duhaime). but i am an even bigger fan of how desharnais is a full 22 inches taller than the previous #73 (conor sheary).
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
caps up 4-0, powerplay operating at 100%, we're gonna win the league
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not a fan of the haunted whooshing noise that ESPN+ makes during commercial breaks this year
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
this motherfucker stuffed
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trinity Rodman [back at Spirit training after Ben Shelton’s match ended at 3:30am this morning] exists in a different space-time continuum than the rest of us
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
insane that this team finally moved on from evander kane only to hire mike babcock and alex formenton
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please read this whole thread. It’s a very good depiction of how community care looks right now. Please be ready to show the same care.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 05/09/2026
Spring Hill. Lappe Lane. Caller said a woman is stuck in a hole out back.
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hardest mask in the league
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Welcome to the Boomtown @boomtownpodcast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
45 years ago today, Prince released “Controversy” (1981), the title track to his fourth studio album. #80s #80smusic #Prince m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gaz...
m.youtube.com
Prince - Controversy (Official Video)
YouTube video by Prince
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Senator Jay Costa @senatorcosta.com · 24/08/2026
Trump and his enablers are wreaking havoc not only on recipients of SNAP and Medicaid, but also on the hardworking caseworkers helping manager burdensome paperwork so that Pennsylvanians can access food and care. Unconscionable. www.pennlive.com/news/2026/08...
pennlive.com
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2026/08/trump-era-rules-drive-up-pa-costs-for-snap-and-medicaid-compliance.html
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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Best plural forms ranked: 1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac) 2) ending in -i (magi) 3) is to es (oases) 4) suppletive (people) 5) vowel changes (geese) 6) f to ves (thieves) 7) adding en (oxen) 8) no change (moose) 9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies) 10) adding s
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not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my previously conservative aunt expressed earlier this week that she “hopes the ICE agents who are getting the electroshock gloves zap their own damn weiners with em” i am simply reporting on the conditions
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 06/08/2026
The very tedious return of covid lockdown discourse reminded me of this series of pandemic propaganda posters I made during the 2020 "get back to work" push
Satirical pandemic propaganda poster from "The Modern War Effort" series by Rob Sheridan, 2020.
Image of Uncle Sam pointing, with the text:
I WANT YOU
TO DIE WORKING AT JAMBA JUICE
SO THE DOW JONES CAN INCREASE BY .3%Satirical pandemic propaganda poster from "The Modern War Effort" series by Rob Sheridan, 2020.
Image of Rosie the Riveter flexing, with the text:
We Can
SACRIFICE GRANDMA
So DAVE & BUSTER'S
Can Stay in Business!Satirical pandemic propaganda poster from "The Modern War Effort" series by Rob Sheridan, 2020.
Image of a sinking ship, with the text:
STAYING HOME
MIGHT SINK THE DOW
GET BACK TO WORK YOU DISPOSABLE PISSANT!
THE MARKET VALUE OF BURGER KING NEEDS YOU MORE THAN EVER!Satirical pandemic propaganda poster from "The Modern War Effort" series by Rob Sheridan, 2020.
Image of Uncle Sam's hand covering up a man's mouth, with the text:
QUIET!
DON'T COUGH!
PRETEND TO BE OK!
YOUR BOSS'S 8TH BOAT
DEPENDS ON IT!
GET BACK TO WORK, MAGGOT. THE OLIGARCHY NEEDS YOU.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i consider myself reasonably athletic and think the best case scenario might be that i'm killed instantly
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 30/07/2026
Squishiness on trans rights is a dealbreaker for me because (a) it’s a straightforward issue of personal freedom and bodily autonomy much like abortion, and (b) the right is obviously coming after us cis gays next.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/07/2026
“it should be illegal to buy sandwich meat”
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com
OpenAl and Anthropic executives are sounding the alarm about the rise of cheap Al, particularly powerful new models produced in China, suggesting they will lead to a "dystopian" Al future and present unacceptable security risks without regulation.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yall this Madonna album is so good
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Variation 8, Cathedral Series (flipped), by Suzan Frecon, 2011
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18/07/2026
"Sen. John Fetterman received maximum donations from reclusive Nazi billionaire" (accurate title)
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 18/07/2026
One of the more curious type of fire dept calls today involve people with open windows or AC that pulls air from outside setting off smoke alarms.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 16/07/2026
Downtown. Roberto Clemente Bridge. Caller says that a guy has a sign asking for money for hookers and drugs. Caller is offended.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sick and tired of the government telling me how to live my life
How can you avoid this infection?
The CDC has two major tips.
First, avoid consuming food or water that may be contaminated with feces.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Merino scores that...
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
if, as a sports fan, you have an innate understanding of which color to get when buying a player's jersey, i believe that's a form of synesthesia
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No World Cup game today, guess I'll go fuck myself then
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
shoutout my guy in the OG hypervenoms
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
would be hilarious if ovi put us through months of anguish only to re-sign at 12:01 on july 2
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
me when after review number ten paraguay cover his mouth the decision is red card: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me when after review number twenty the united states committed serious serious foul the decision is red card: Well this sucks. What the fuck.
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
so john carlson signed with tampa in the middle of the night as a fuck you to the caps for trading him in the middle of the night, right?
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j @jeremykanter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
would be hilarious if ovi put us through months of anguish only to re-sign at 12:01
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 30/06/2026
The Baron from Dune soaking in oil
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