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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Francis calling in a favor and it being a special train was such a predictable but immensely satisfying moment of this #thegrandtour season
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not only is the crustpunk next to me chain smoking darts but he's also smoking brick week in the year of our lord 2026.
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kyle Martino still has an amazing head of hair
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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EarlyShowerBot @haha.yes.goalbot.dev · 19/09/2026
🟥 Red Card 32' (Lechia Zielona Góra). Lechia Zielona Góra 0–1 Znicz Pruszków. II Liga - East #lechiazielonagora #zniczpruszkow #iiligaeast
🟥 Red Card 32' (Lechia Zielona Góra). Lechia Zielona Góra 0–1 Znicz Pruszków. II Liga - East

#lechiazielonagora #zniczpruszkow #iiligaeast
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@rodger.bsky.social with the nihilist Arby's reference in Sports! has got me in a great mood for the week ahead.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every once in a while I check in on my local nextdoor and it's truly stupider facebook
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Having now spent 4+ years driving all over VA for work I can confidently say that it is too easy to get and keep a license. Not a day goes by where I don't see at least 2 utterly baffling behaviors.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026
At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis
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New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm reporting this for targeted harassment
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Going for a pausa de hidratación Anybody want anything?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
thinking about Jason Sudeikis owing $27,500 a month in child support
skeleton with head crushed by boulder
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still can’t believe Odysseus crew got turned into pigs, saved, and still were like nah we’re still gonna eat the sacred cattle
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BG Hansom @bghansom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
✨🎸 #comics #webcomic #art
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
“Wow, look at all these greens, not to mention the cucumber slices and the cherry tomatoes,” said Logan Barger
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Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ...
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ultimate player post: Being on a summer league team that is both good spirit/vibes, has a winning record, AND throws to everyone is rad. I'm having a great time.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
does It’s Raining Men imply an entire Water Cycle of Men
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them theonion.com/pharmaceutical-ad-urge…
Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Christ is returning soon. How will you as a Christian make sure he never learns about pornography?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is what they took from us.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy 68th birthday, Charles Norwood! 🎉
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To go from one of the best USMNT performances in living memory to one of the worst in the same tournament is truly an astounding agony
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jesus Christ what a photo
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SpOoOoOkY Of The Fear @wookieeoftheyear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
a country with the population of albuquerque just took argentina the distance. this tourney fucking rules.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lawd, the replays of the Lopes Cabral goal 🤌🏼
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
WORLD'S #1 ARCHIPELAGO NOW AND FOREVER
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh my God Cape Verde
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Question for the void: Do tourists stand out in DC more than other cities?
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The kalshi and polymarket ads are the worst ads are the only thing beating the chase card ad with Juno Temple
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
pickle juice official making the run for the cramping referee
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/06/2026
Jordan scores and prays to Mecca. Australia scores and prays to Maccas. This says a lot about society i think
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit
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ScHoolboy QAnon @hartwanders.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ram tying themselves to Dana white is a definite choice.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025
Tracy Morgan vomiting on the floor of MSG
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