not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 3hfinally started the sopranos for the first time and i knew it would be good but my god tony saying “there is no mafia” is even funnier than i was braced for 030
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dads french doctor told him he has la maladie des rois (gout) 040
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you approach 40 and your relatives start to die off and you get REAL corny about family real fast. it’ll happen!!!! 060
Reposted by not very evawe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels 222688444
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026finally got into the storage unit and when i finally have room at home for the globe bar and wooden birdcage it’s over for u hoes 160
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i BETTER be going through perimenopause because otherwise i just can’t sleep anymore and feel more legally insane than usual for some other reason 150
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i think by 2027 or maybe 2028 i will develop some thoughts, hobbies, interests, etc again 040
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i’m over myself today i have a bad and unpleasant attitude 171
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026young fun and vibrant YOUNG FUN AND VIBRANT i am YOUNG FUN AND VIBRANT and NOT SLEEPY 080
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026potion that makes you seem young fun and vibrant instead of old haggard and tired ? 100
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026your beautiful girlfriends ass in shorts can be sooo motivating and good for morale when work and perimenopause are teaming up to ruin your life 070
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i know i’m deeply exhausted bc i got weirdly into the touchy feely improv style game they made us do at the beginning of this two hour working meeting i only even went to bc the person who normally goes from my office was out 130
Reposted by not very evamattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/09/2026im breaking my silence: the straight woman dyke stolen valor outfit situation is out of control 1148239
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it’s sooo annoying that i’m really good at my job sometimes 050
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they DONT want you to go to happy hour with your beautiful wife and get champagne and seafood after an 8 hour in person meeting. which is why it’s imperative to do exactly that 030
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026handsome pete had his one year vet appointment and he is a sturdy 8.5 pounds of pure peter 070
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i don’t want to alarm anyone but i got a full night of sleep for the first time in weeks 060
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026at least they didn’t take my C for the red wings away 060
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026every day is a new and exciting opportunity to receive the stupidest fucking email you’ve ever gotten in your life 1102
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what if malevolently stupid people WEREN’T in charge of literally everything 020
Reposted by not very evaMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34181074484
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026therapist mentioned coyote vs roadrunner in our most recent session by the way 160
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the good news is when it’s a heat advisory you can cry about your dead cat in privacy on the patio of your local bar because no one else wants to go out there (also bc there’s a crying woman out there possibly) 060
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026today is biz’s birthday, my bizzy baby i think about you every single day i miss you and i love you tremendously 080
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it’s a beautiful friday at the start of a long holiday weekend to sit alone and feel extremely bad about yourself 130
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026quadruple texting my beautiful girlfriend at her fancy new job bc i couldn’t remember if she likes hamburger helper or not 060
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 02/09/2026if you guys knew some of the whack shit the library is trying to pull with AI you’d puke up all your blood bile and humors on the ground 180
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 02/09/202678 degrees inside our apartment and i just put on fuzzy socks 010
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i might be old but ted leo is even older. and isn’t THAT a blessing 040
Reposted by not very evaPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/08/2026riding a bus full of kids that just got out of high school for the weekend 81258
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this is what i need to be hustling towards everything else is just a distraction 040
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026going thru our staffs blistering evaluation of summer reading because i want to re-experience the major depressive symptoms of my mid-20s 130
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i simply couldn’t be any more on time today than two hours late. best offer. best i can do. 030
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i want an ipad but before you laugh just know it’s so i can track severe weather more effectively 120
Reposted by not very evachristina @formeresq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you don’t like subtitles on none of your other opinions matter to me. You are a worm 1251
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 25/08/2026sincerely just hit myself in the face trying to kill a fly like an incompetent cartoon character 020
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 24/08/2026treating myself to an expensive bagel as a reward for talking myself out of doing an onerous chore today. and it makes sense if you think about it actually 050
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026listening to my audiobook about the north american heat wave of 1936 and yes i do have to do a little LANSING MENTIONED!!! whenever a car assembly plant’s worker passes out or whatever 240
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i am going to invent a croissant that doesn’t make me look like a dickhead when i eat it at work 030
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 19/08/2026considering getting my life together and being less of a fuck up, will let everyone know where i land on the issue 060
not very eva @veryeva.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i love my therapist and my other therapist thank u to my therapists as a whole once more 030
