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Jeremy Hellwig

@jeremyhellwig.bsky.social
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I do standup. Member of Fatal Bus Accident. Probably other stuff.

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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First thought, probably forgot a bunch of great stuff.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you live in St Louis and are looking for something to do this weekend, I have a very fun afternoon standup comedy show tomorrow at 2pm at Perennial Brewery in South City. There's a great lineup and you will be done by 4. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-mat...
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
City SC played bad in the end of that game, but it's insane to me that the broadcast can repeatedly show footage of an obvious handball, and it isn't even considered that they might check that on VAR.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/08/2026
First we lost the Diddy Pardon, now Dolly Parton. What's next, Dopey Popey? 🤔
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
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Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hadn't heard of this controversy before now, but it's really great to see one of my favorite comic creators come to the defense of one of my other favorites. Also this is really well articulated and I gained a new appreciation for the level of visual research that goes into nonfiction comics.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Turns out all the dumbest people I know think COVID was a hoax and more people died from the vaccine than the virus.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Grandpas were a salesman and the proprietor of a TV repair shop. Grandmas were a switchboard operator and a post office employee.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone in STL is getting bombarded with ads that say Cori Bush is bad for jobs in St Louis. Actually look into what they're referencing, and it's because she opposes sending arms to Israel. Some of those bombs are made locally by Boeing. A vote for Wesley Bell is a vote for genocide.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Jewish Man and Italian man congregate. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." The agreement reads as follows "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." They both sign the agreement. Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind both of them, embraces them warmly and says "ooh yeeah."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
getting mad at the film adaptation of journey to the west because it's not historically accurate. sun wokeong
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The craziest hours I've ever seen for a restaurant.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My middle school bully died years later from getting drunk and being bit by a snake and my first thought when I heard was "hell yeah, that's hilarious." He didn't do anything nearly as horrible as Lindsey Graham.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Do you live in St Louis? Do you like comedy? Are you free Saturday afternoon? You should come to Comedy Matinee, 2pm at Perennial Brewery in Carondelet. The lineup is really good. If you can't makes this week, it'll eventually be a monthly show. So follow me here or ComedyMatineeSTL on IG.
Flowers in the background. Comedy Matinee. July 11th, 2pm, $10adv/$15door. Perennial Artisan Ales. 8125 Michigan Ave, St Louis.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I've seen my Bosnian neighbor's grandson wear both a Bosnia Herzegovina jersey and a USMNT jersey. I wonder who he'll be rooting for in the next round?
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Listening to this week's Jackie & Laurie Show, @jackiekashian.bsky.social just said something about her dad that literally made me double over with laughter, then immediately sighed and said "so maybe there's something funny there people will want to hear."
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just saw this and I'm so mad. I literally just introduced this show to another friend over the weekend. It was the funniest show to come out this year and I'll be surprised if anything comes close anytime soon.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 26/05/2026
Not only was Steyer's answer on this really good, it's appalling how BAD Becerra's answer is. He immediately rolls over then tries insulting the reporter's intelligence.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”
Kareem Rahma on “Subway Takes”Robert Shaw holding a gun in “The Taking of Pelham 123”
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Walked to the little Mexican grocery store in our neighborhood to get supplies for tonight's dinner because living in the city is the best.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you're stuck trying to fix a scene or make a plot point work better, just try to think of the stupidest thing that can happen in that moment. It won't necessarily be the answer, but it'll get you to the answer that is always stupider than what you originally had. This is probably comedy specific.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
as several people have pointed out, citing the fake "62 million" number rather than the true "1000 people" number actually lessens the possibility that anyone will face consequences for raping their spouse. It's actually possible to hold 1000 people accountable for that
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The movie poster for Big Night (1996) written and directed by Stanley Tucci.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I gasped. This book is going to be so good.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I can already tell I'm going to listen to this new Robyn album 1,000 times this year.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This made my day.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Very fun hearing @whatsallthispod.bsky.social pick my entry for British Thought of the Week. I don't know why, but I just knew @libbycwatson.com would love diving into the Weights and Measures Acts.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jackie is one of my favorite comics of all time, and I have loved all of her previous specials/ albums. I'm very excited to listen to this on a future roadtrip (my preferred non-live way to experience standup), but everyone else should watch this immediately.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is from a live show in 2019. I can't remember why my character was worried about getting sent to Pervert Jail, but this was the slide that accompanied that moment.
Three gross looking men are behind bars, and there is a label that says PERVERT JAIL. Upon closer inspection, all three men are Max Landis with different haircuts.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 26/02/2026
this is extremely fucking important, esp with what just happened in kansas. they are trying to criminalize every aspect of our existence. i try not to be alarmist about things but this is where we are and it is BAD bad
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
On a hot streak in terms of movies I saw in theaters this month. BTW @letterboxd.social it seems like this tag should be a default option. Everyone I've mentioned it to started using it themselves.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
neither I nor my ad agency noticed that Spotify was putting nine ads in each of my podcasts when you listen to it on Spotify two before the show-six mid roll- and one post show. Over 800 episodes for about a year and I got $150. Feel free to never listen to the dork forest on Spotify.
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Missouri Workers Center @moworkers.org · 18/02/2026
“I reject the lie that deporting my neighbor is how I win better pay and working conditions. We’re fighting for a country where families stay together without living in terror, so we’re ALL better off!”
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I saw it yesterday and it's incredible. Some of you don't yet know you're going to have it on your best of the decade list, so you might as well go experience it in theaters.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 14/02/2026
For Valentine’s Day, the Letterboxd crew pours our hearts into highlighting 23 underseen romance films that could use a little more tender love and care (in the form of additions to your watchlists). boxd.it/2Yq
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
@jackiekashian.bsky.social @anylaurie16.bsky.social listening to this week's podcast and feel compelled to chime in about the guy that had his shows canceled in St Paul: i got booked to open for him last year (had never heard of him) and he doesn't have jokes. It's all racism. Felt like a klan rally
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Bee Quammie @beequammie.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/02/2026
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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