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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I drove behind Ja'Marr Chase's Hyundai Sonata today in Cincinnati. I was star struck.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

First thought, probably forgot a bunch of great stuff.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you live in St Louis and are looking for something to do this weekend, I have a very fun afternoon standup comedy show tomorrow at 2pm at Perennial Brewery in South City. There's a great lineup and you will be done by 4. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-mat...

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The craziest hours I've ever seen for a restaurant.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Do you live in St Louis? Do you like comedy? Are you free Saturday afternoon? You should come to Comedy Matinee, 2pm at Perennial Brewery in Carondelet. The lineup is really good. If you can't makes this week, it'll eventually be a monthly show. So follow me here or ComedyMatineeSTL on IG.

Flowers in the background. Comedy Matinee. July 11th, 2pm, $10adv/$15door. Perennial Artisan Ales. 8125 Michigan Ave, St Louis.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Here's the episode. Also the Chicago comedy book was great so I'm definitely going to check out the KC one. He said the book was originally going to be about the most infamous standup sets in history, but like 3 of them happened at Sanford and Sons in KC so instead he did a history of that place.

A screenshot of my podcast app showing The Dollop episode 725 - The Possum Open Mic with Mike Bridenstine.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I ended up going fire dinner instead of lunch. Noodle Story is pretty great.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Scotch Bonnet are always scary because the upper end is 3.5x the lower end.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

This is from a live show in 2019. I can't remember why my character was worried about getting sent to Pervert Jail, but this was the slide that accompanied that moment.

Three gross looking men are behind bars, and there is a label that says PERVERT JAIL. Upon closer inspection, all three men are Max Landis with different haircuts.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

On a hot streak in terms of movies I saw in theaters this month. BTW @letterboxd.social it seems like this tag should be a default option. Everyone I've mentioned it to started using it themselves.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Idk man. You both forgot about something.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I'm pretty sure it was Kevin's Place, which later renamed to Kevino's Pizza and added Italian stereotypes to its ads. I just found this image on Reddit, but I remember seeing these signs in South City.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I just released a standup album. Available on all the audio streaming platforms. Also, my wife just released a Christmas romance novel. It's on Kindle Unlimited and Amazon.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My debut standup album is available for pre-order. It's very good and I think you will enjoy it. Also, my wife has a romance novel coming out later this month, and if you pre-order both of them, we'll mail you one item we found in our house.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

This is a real book that exists, not a meme.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Share your favorite black and white movie. I love The Apartment so much, but I could see thinking of a better favorite if I spent more time on it.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I'm picturing this ICE goon taking off his work uniform and he's pale as can be except the exposed spot on his forehead. Maybe that's how we identify them, by their goofy tanlines.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I briefly thought that lady at the end was wearing a necklace of hotdogs

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Watching #loveislandusa and look how bad these two are at taking photobooth photos.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I'm loving the essay so far, but is this paragraph about episode 3? That's what ROTS is, but I'm confused by the reference to Wedge. Not trying to be obtuse; a few of these movies I've only seen once.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

They're organizing tonight's musical guests by height. #snl50

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If you live in #StLouis, go buy tickets to my upcoming comedy show/ play. Or, if you live elsewhere, go to the same link and just watch our videos and short film. We had a sold out finale in 2019, and we've been working on this comeback episode since early 2023. www.fbacomedy.com/tickets

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I was wondering why Tidal only had one @roywoodjr.bsky.social album. Turns out, you have to search his name with AND without the period.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

This ad spend seems awfully optimistic.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Google AI also struggles to differentiate whether things are fictional. I was watching Curb Your Enthusiasm the other day and I googled to see if Groats Disease is real. It isn't. It was made up for the show. Google AI cites a lot of joke posts and claims it's real.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Watched Conclave and at this moment, my wife thought this guy was eating a lollipop.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Forgot to post this somewhere other than Facebook. Happy new year!

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

This shit sucks. Comedians! In 2025 can we stop promoting our shows like this? "Please come to my show. It's going to be bad and you'll have a bad time." I don't care if it's ironic! The target of an ad should be hesitant possible audience members! Not jaded fellow comics!

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

In 2019, we did a Fatal Bus Accident episode where we all got sick and had to quarantine, accidentally predicting the pandemic. Looking over our old PowerPoints, I realized we also predicted there would be a handsome Italian boy with distinctive eyebrows named Luigi.

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