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Jeremy Hellwig

@jeremyhellwig.bsky.social
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I do standup. Member of Fatal Bus Accident. Probably other stuff.

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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 23h
I wonder if the Saints fans that dress up as the pope are mad the actual pope is a Bears fan.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great lineup. I don't remember if Mandee's been a Comic of the Week yet, but she should be.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally own the same print. My wife and I are on season 4 of our rewatch and she just said we need to get around to hanging up that print.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's a lot of research to suggest multisport participation up to a certain age is more advantageous than year round focus on one specialty. Also, yes better competition generally makes you better, but there's a lot to be said for coaching focused on fundamentals over winning for much of childhood
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First thought, probably forgot a bunch of great stuff.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you live in St Louis and are looking for something to do this weekend, I have a very fun afternoon standup comedy show tomorrow at 2pm at Perennial Brewery in South City. There's a great lineup and you will be done by 4. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-mat...
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
CoRn
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
City SC played bad in the end of that game, but it's insane to me that the broadcast can repeatedly show footage of an obvious handball, and it isn't even considered that they might check that on VAR.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There's so many movies out or about to come out that I want to see in theaters, but between having a cold the last couple weeks and needing to work on a bunch of standup, I think I'm going to miss a bunch of them.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/08/2026
First we lost the Diddy Pardon, now Dolly Parton. What's next, Dopey Popey? 🤔
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had a VW rental car last year and EVERYTHING was a touch screen. AC, volume control, everything. Felt really unsafe how often I had to look away from the road. I hated it. When I returned it, the person at Enterprise said "yeah everyone hates the VWs."
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, it's so dumb to say this distracted from the message of his speech when this is the only reason anybody heard about the speech. He bought himself a ton of name recognition.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's so good.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
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Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I used to lose my voice whenever I got sick, like Kathryn said. Then I learned cough drops dry out your vocal cords, so now I only use them if I'm coughing too much to sleep or can't cough in a meeting. Also Throat Coat Tea helps if you think to drink it proactively.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I initially read that number as 63026 and thought "why is she telling us he lives in Fenton?"
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Highest compliment I can say about an author: the only reason Tillie Walden's books don't take up half of a book shelf is because I lended at least 3 of them to friends.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hadn't heard of this controversy before now, but it's really great to see one of my favorite comic creators come to the defense of one of my other favorites. Also this is really well articulated and I gained a new appreciation for the level of visual research that goes into nonfiction comics.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Posting to tell people to come to your show, and typing "come" pops up a giant list of hack comics it thinks you might be trying to tag.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They bet big on hydrogen instead.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not the same thing, but this reminds me of that Jenny Nicholson video about the $5k+ Star Wars Hotel when she points out most of the attractions were things originally announced for the general Star Wars part of the park then canceled to save money.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A 43 year old woman calling a professional rival "bro," in a weird imaginary situation she made up, makes me cringe so hard my calves hurt.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Turns out all the dumbest people I know think COVID was a hoax and more people died from the vaccine than the virus.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've heard Australian and English comedians say a good way to get into an American accent is to say "I need my credit card."
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Grandpas were a salesman and the proprietor of a TV repair shop. Grandmas were a switchboard operator and a post office employee.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imagine being that lady in the middle that dressed up as the food, and then you see the ad and everyone else is essentially in yellow face.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I had heard about that before we started the show, and a few episodes in I remember thinking "either these two characters are going to change massively in the next 8 episodes or whoever told me that is insane."
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There's a spot on Gravois where the turn light for I think Comton never turns green. I mentioned that to someone the day I noticed it and they said "that's been broken for months so I just never go that way."
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone in STL is getting bombarded with ads that say Cori Bush is bad for jobs in St Louis. Actually look into what they're referencing, and it's because she opposes sending arms to Israel. Some of those bombs are made locally by Boeing. A vote for Wesley Bell is a vote for genocide.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
St Louis County has 88 municipalities and 10 "unincorporated census-designated places." Population right around a million. It's really stupid. The next county over, "Saint Louis City" only has the one municipality.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Jewish Man and Italian man congregate. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." The agreement reads as follows "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." They both sign the agreement. Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind both of them, embraces them warmly and says "ooh yeeah."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
getting mad at the film adaptation of journey to the west because it's not historically accurate. sun wokeong
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They're all on Kindle Unlimited. Mostly spicy contemporary romcom, except The Masked Professor which is darker because it's a modern Phantom of the Opera. There's also 3 Christmas books. lizzerkel.com/books
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Books — Liz Zerkel
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't even know which post you're talking about, but as the husband of a romance author, I'm constantly hearing about horrible takes she sees on social media, some of which surely have to be ragebait.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rise of Skywalker. Not even bad in a funny way, just insulting to the audience's intelligence. Felt like a two hour temper tantrum about Last Jedi existing.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Last year we planted a ton of pollinator attracting wildflowers in a chunk of our garden that we were sick of weeding, and we got a lot more tomatoes and peppers than anyone else I know. Our backyard constantly being full of bumblebees, butterflies, and occasionally hummingbirds probably helped.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every time I go to California, one of the most important parts of the itinerary is "have some of the best Asian food I've had since I left China." When I was in SF in January I had actual Mongolian food for the first time in 16 years. It was incredible.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The food actually looks really good. jiangnanstlouis.com
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寻味江南 Taste of Jiangnan · 江南风味 · 上海 · 淮扬 · 川菜 · 海鲜
寻味江南 Taste of Jiangnan — 江南风味、上海本帮、淮扬、川菜与海鲜。地址:8406 Olive Boulevard, University City, Missouri 63132, United States。
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The craziest hours I've ever seen for a restaurant.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My middle school bully died years later from getting drunk and being bit by a snake and my first thought when I heard was "hell yeah, that's hilarious." He didn't do anything nearly as horrible as Lindsey Graham.
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Jeremy Hellwig @jeremyhellwig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Do you live in St Louis? Do you like comedy? Are you free Saturday afternoon? You should come to Comedy Matinee, 2pm at Perennial Brewery in Carondelet. The lineup is really good. If you can't makes this week, it'll eventually be a monthly show. So follow me here or ComedyMatineeSTL on IG.
Flowers in the background. Comedy Matinee. July 11th, 2pm, $10adv/$15door. Perennial Artisan Ales. 8125 Michigan Ave, St Louis.
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