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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his)

@jeremyabbott.bsky.social
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Software engineer, functional programming enthusiast. Final Fantasy junkie. Forever tired.

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had my Dolly Parton protection spell re-applied this weekend. You can get yours too. Get vaccinated.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026
There is No Workable Moderate Position on Transgender Rights www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Season finale of Silo was intense. Exceptional, but intense.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hi i’d like to report a mistake? you took the wrong 80 year old
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/08/2026
laughing even harder bsky.app/profile/jage...
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/08/2026
some day I'll stop laughing at this joke, but not this day
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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david celis @davidcel.is · 22/08/2026
*taps the sign* davidcel.is/articles/the...
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The DHH Problem
Ages ago, when I was still a student, I taught myself Ruby on Rails for my senior thesis and fell in love. Fifteen years later, and I’ve used Rails at every job I’ve ever held in the tech industry. Fi...
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/08/2026
Fun fact: So convinced were white officials in 1963 that the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom on the national mall would bring lawless and violent hordes of Black people that they imposed an emergency ban on alcohol sales in all of DC and neighboring Montgomery and PG counties.
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My husband is watching baseball. Me: Is there a rule that ends the game early if one time is losing this bad? Him: … No.
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Daddy, I must make biscuits on your new shirt.
My cat Doree resting on my chest. I’m wearing a pinkish orange polo, and she’s got her claws buried in it.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damien Owens’ tweet from 2022:

“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

but I’ve changed “celebrity” to “business”
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I asked the robot if it was my fault I didnt know how to read and it said no, it was the boring writer fault for use big word.
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is a great day for public health. “In a move that seemed out of reach just six months ago, the Food and Drug Administration approved Moderna’s influenza vaccine for older adults on Wednesday, the first licensed flu shot made using messenger RNA technology.” @jackiantonovich.bsky.social
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FDA approves Moderna’s mRNA flu vaccine, the first to use the technology
The FDA has approved Moderna’s influenza vaccine, the first licensed flu shot made using messenger RNA technology.
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Birthday flowers!🌻
A bouquet of sunflowers. 🌻
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month everyone! I'm a trans lesbian and a professional voice actor! Here's some fun stuff in the last 12 months that you may or may not have heard me in 😁🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 30/07/2026
Google hacking Microsoft wasn't on my bingo card (Wiz is part of Google) The fact that Microsoft had a "Master key" for a public service launched 9 years ago 🤦 It took 10 months to remove it from the architecture www.wiz.io/blog/cosmose...
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CosmosEscape: Taking Over Every Azure Cosmos DB | Wiz Blog
Wiz Research details CosmosEscape, a critical vulnerability in Azure Cosmos DB that granted full read/write access to every database. Now fully remediated.
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 30/07/2026
Hey voice actors, yall remember when I got on mic at the strike meeting last year and said we should continue striking (we didn't) and not give into the ridiculous concessions on AI (we did), because at least two of the companies we were striking against wouldn't exist next round of negotiations? 😚
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is the first week in almost a year where downsizing to 1 car has been problematic. Still worth it.
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
*Starts writing post* *Adds copious amount of context because ADHD* *Deletes because nobody with ADHD would read that much text* 🔁
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My husband is the best.
Screenshot of a text message that reads, “I got the cans in.”
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We’re watching the 2000 X-Men movie, and everyone looks so young.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21/07/2026
I must repeat this story: I once called house majority leader steve scalise a molerat on Twitter & he got so mad he called Microsoft to complain & an HR lady called me laughing to say please don’t call US Representatives molerats with MS in your profile but it’s fine if you just remove that part
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/07/2026
Break this company up.
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate that my default state is “I want food that’s not at home” while there is plenty of food at home. 😭
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My purr programming buddy.
My cat Hunkee sitting in my desk in front of my keyboard.
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 20/07/2026
It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...
FEC Schedule A itemized receipt, line C. Contributor: Taylor Fresh Foods Inc, 911-B Blanco Circle, Salinas, CA 93902. Date of receipt: 03/26/2025. Transaction ID: SA17.4550. Amount of receipt this period: $1,000,000.00. Marked "Memo Item" and labeled "NON-CONTRIBUTION." Receipt-for boxes (Primary/General/Other) are blank. Aggregate year-to-date: $1,000,000.00.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yep.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 13/07/2026
ICE is a menace to democracy and its murderous conduct should be soberly considered. But we should also recognize that these people are weak and sad and ought to be made fun of. Read more: www.theverge.com/policy/96430...
Verge headline: ICE are heavily armed killers. They’re also huge losers

by TC Sottek

Photo of masked agents
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is still my favorite one
GAY
VENOM
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Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his) @jeremyabbott.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trying to decide if I should take off for my birthday. It’s on a Wednesday this year and being off on the middle of the week isn’t super relaxing to me.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We voted for diarrhea
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well,
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asia Murphy (aka blk icon kylo ren)

i still don't get bitcoin

@Theophite 
Replying to @am_anatiala

imagine if keeping your car idling 24/7 produced solved Sudokus you could trade for heroin
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
poetry
Freedom 250
@Freedom250
UPDATE: The shelter at the IRS is at capacity. Please shelter in any of the other listed locations. Stay tuned for updates.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/06/2026
Think this will remain one of the all time "The haters said we couldn't do it, and turns out they were right. Great call from the haters" stories of all time.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
did he step or 🫥
FEMA official who said he teleported to a Waffle House steps away from job
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Man's Epic Fail Life: Thanks, Obama!
ALT: Man's Epic Fail Life: Thanks, Obama!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
But I guess if you're in the cult, this all makes sense. "Trump ordered his goons to arrest someone and they arrested someone, so there must be a valid reason for it!"


Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
Trump’s not the one “claiming vandalism,” for crying out loud. They’ve made arrests.
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President Trump said the newly renovated Reflecting Pool would likely have to be drained for repairs, and accused people of vandalizing it.
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FunFactor Podcast @funfactorpod.com · 17/06/2026
A photograph of the green reflecting pool in Washington, DC. Pixel art Kefka crouches beside it.
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Video contradicts cop's statement" is an evergreen tweet.
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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Mayor Mamdani streamed the Knicks game on 130 LinkNYC kiosks across the city.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 11/06/2026
So we're going to get legislation making privacy a fundamental right at the same time as we get legislation forcing us to ID ourselves to use social media platforms and online services?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/06/2026
My loves, please stay doing your business on Signal
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