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Jerden Cooke

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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 9h
Pah, we can all do that. Come to my Roy Orbison Pink Floyd show in which I wear glasses and make no further inroads toward Orbisonity
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 9h
I have not yet heard a bad example of Moonic Productions’ “song in the style of”
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 17h
Learned yesterday of a metal Britney Spears tribute act called Britallica. Looked some up and sadly I like the concept much more than I do the reality. However, It made me imagine BOY DIVISION: five hunky, pretty lads who do Joy Division, New Order, Electronic and Monaco songs in the style of NSYNC
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weirdly liminal train
A photograph of a section of a UK passenger train’s interior. All the visible seats are empty and the greenery whizzes past outside
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s not finished! … He’s finished.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having never seen Hi, Mom! (1970, Brian De Palma) I have no idea what the right mood is to be in to watch it so I never have. However, straight after two other Gerrit Graham films in tribute seems as good a time as any.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Gerrit-fest continues with Greetings (1968, Brian De Palma)
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We lost two Frank N. Furters in the same year and then Beef who is basically Phantom of the Paradise’s Frank (while also being Rocky. Look, it works. Trust me)
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well fuck this, I’m putting Phantom of the Paradise on then. Also maybe Used Cars?
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pokémon are stored in the balls.
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Cuban Boys @thecubanboys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the point where I felt our cult, Peel-endorsed, weirdo sampling avant-garde disco band went a bit too mainstream for my liking.
This image shows a newspaper feature titled "It's the hamster shuffle" detailing a novelty dance routine with four steps: The Bounce, The Wiggle, The Spin, and The Jog

 Includes promotions for mobile phone delivery within 24 hours and a Nokia mobile phone offer with a bottle of champagne.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did not expect the most recent Star Trek episode to do the Burnistoun lift joke but here we are: youtu.be/TqAu-DDlINs
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Burnistoun - Voice Recognition Lift
YouTube video by Burnistoun
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As the topic of retro gaming-focused YouTubers and lack of scruples is a hot one (for good reason), I wanted to take a moment to share in this thread some of the ones I watch. I'd recommend them as decent, passionate folk, and will share a video to start off with. 🧵
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What a photo
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
HUGE NEWS: Chris Morris spotted filming in London this week! Assuming this is related to his "snake oil of dataism and AI" project, given he recently appeared with Cory Doctorow. If you have any info then please let me know: waynecarr@gmail.com www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #ChrisMorris
Screenshot from the Chris Morris subforum on Cook'd and Bomb'd. It reads:

"This isn't much of a wicked whisper, but a friend spotted yer man doing some filming in central London yesterday. I've seen photographic evidence, he was there with a small film crew in hi-vis and they appeared to be filming traffic.

Anyone know what he might be working on?"Quote from the PBJ Management website, the agent for Chris Morris. It reads:

"His most recent feature film The Day Shall Come satirized the wanton injustice of FBI sting operations and he is currently working on projects about the Anglo American Coup in Iran in 1953 and the snake oil of dataism and AI."Screenshot from the Barbican website for a past event, it reads as follows:

"Cory Doctorow in Conversation with Sarah Wynn-Williams and Chris Morris
Dystopia is Not the Future
Sat 15 Nov 2025, 15:00,Frobisher Auditorium 1"
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Eight hours later and the left side of the scaffolding is no nearer to being done.
Unfinished scaffolding outside the Kennedy Center to facilitate the removal of Donald Trump’s name from the building
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you know, you know
A title card for a fictional episode of Doctor Who which reads

The Bafflers of Winternox Village
Written by Russell T. Davies
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Ashleeee 🌊🪭 @reactiveashley.cat · 02/06/2026
38 now.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think one of the NYT crossword setters is using today’s puzzle to come out:
Partly filled in NYT crossword, published on June 1st 2026. Some of the cells are shaded a different colour which, when filled with the Down answers, read MOM DAD IM QUEER.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hey look. It’s one of the sort of things people say you can’t show on television any more. Being shown on television.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Backrooms (2026 | Dir: Kane Parsons)
A shot of Homer and Marge Simpson from an early Simpsons short on the Tracey Ullman show. They are at home and apart from a framed photo of Baby Maggie, the pastel pink walls are bare and behind Homer, despite this being a normal family home, is a perplexingly high number of slightly-offset wall arches leading through a series of apparently bare rooms.
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Pocket Knockers @pocketknockers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
In the first "full" episode of our revival podcast series, Mike tells us about his root canal & John talks about his weird eyes. youtu.be/Up1UnQ1Vaac channel84.co.uk/pocket-knock...
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What is surprising, though, is his support of gender reassignment. At least in the case of LLM chatbots.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I know that Freemasons and their places of operation aren’t exactly the super-secret setups they’re often portrayed as but I was still amused by this:
An extremely readable sign ahead of some roadworks, block capitals in black on a yellow sign reading:

MASONIC CENTRE 

ACCESS AND CAR PARK

OPEN AS USUAL
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I consider my spelling pretty good (whether iOS renders these spellings accurately is a different matter) but somewhere between “desperate” and “separate” I can get extremely lost.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Painted on the wall of a fish and chip shop are the words: Our potatoes are carefully selected from UK Farmers which are then peeled & cut on the premises
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why?
Push notification from Amazon which reads: “We thought you'd like new Sia t-shirts and hoodies”
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Gillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A screenshot from Twitter:

Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licences"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dana Scully: No Mulder don't be silly, it's just the title of low rent dating advice book from the 90s. Fox Mulder: *somehow ends up being completely right about Men being from Mars and Women being from Venus by the end of the episode*
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Cook'd and Bomb'd @cookdandbombd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If you're preparing for the new series of @taskmaster.tv then feel free to join us on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forum, where we have 50 related discussions taking place over the course of 9,481 posts which have generated 1,480,269 views. www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index... #Taskmaster
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Screenshot of the threads tagged with "Taskmaster" on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forums, showing 25 of the 50 separate discussion threads dedicated to this show and its international spin-offs etc. 

It's a four column screenshot, it shows the subject of each thread; the thread starter; the replies generated by the original post; and the views which each discussion has generated.Page 2 of 2.

Screenshot of the threads tagged with "Taskmaster" on the Cook'd and Bomb'd Comedy Chat forums, showing the second batch of separate discussion threads dedicated to this show and its international spin-offs etc. 

As with the first one, it's a four column screenshot, it shows the subject of each thread; the thread starter; the replies generated by the original post; and the views which each discussion has generated.

Come and chat with us!
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Birds of a feather 🏳️‍⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Dr Kate Fitzgerald @katefitzgerald.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.
A photo of a television paused on a scene from TWIN PEAKS where the giant’s head is just out of frame and a cat has popped its head up from behind so it looks like its head is on the giant’s body.
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Zeljko Kos - Making Pompeii: The Legacy @zzeljkokos.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
After years of work as a solo developer, the final trailer for Pompeii: The Legacy is here! It’s almost time 😊 🏛️ Full Release – April 9, 2026 #indiedev #gamedev #citybuilder #trailer
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Pompeii: The Legacy - Full Release Trailer
YouTube video by Siscia Games
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Very surprised to see Nick Helm in one of those newly-recovered Doctor Who episodes.
A bearded man from The Devil’s Planet, the recently-recovered third episode of 1965 Doctor Who serial, The Daleks’ Master Plan.
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I see this poster all the time and always wonder if the photo is of the supplier or an example of one of their Sams
A poster for a man called Sam Supplier, and his residency at Basing House in Shoreditch, I think he's a DJ. He's got a kind of single tiny blond pigtail and shaved sides
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run.
"British scientists don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins"
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A genuine honour to be peripheral to this
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Not having any of the old consoles or computers really helps in the crippling nostalgia stakes.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
@vickyscreams.bsky.social Planning on doing this month’s Scream Unseen? If so, whaddaya reckon? Undertone? Obsession? I doubt they need to build word of mouth for Hokum (then again I saw Blair Witch at an Unseen so who knows?)
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wow! Twenty whole weeks!
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Thanks to a ridiculous offer on the price of a month of Jordan’s full-whack Patreon, I got the sheer thrill (in this video) of seeing my name share a screen with the PURE FLIX logo.
The logo of Christian streaming service and production studio Pure Flix (later renamed Great American Pure Flix) with the words “Super Produced by: Jerden Cooke” added to the top right corner.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Genuinely* faster to list characters Frank didn’t play. *hyperbole
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
and the end product that this dehumanising disgusting behaviour was in service of, the thing these women were expected to sacrifice their dignity and safety for… was Cars 2. Grim.
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Nice to have made a knock-on sale of the other item I have on Bandcamp: jerdencooke.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
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Music from What’s Wrong With Wolfie?, by Jerden Cooke
13 track album
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I reviewed Resident Evil Requiem and I loved it. My favorite installment since Resident Evil 4, it's scary, ridiculous, and impeccably presented. Fantastic stuff. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/residen...
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Resident Evil Requiem - Requiem For A Scream (Review)
Resident Evil Requiem Released: February 27th, 2026 Developer: Capcom Publisher: Capcom Systems: PC, PS5 (reviewed), Switch 2, Xbox X/SThe average mainstream game series can struggle to maintain cons...
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Jerden Cooke @jerdencooke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@commandersterling.bsky.social Thanks, Steph
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