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Neither as funny nor as clever as he thinks. Brace for disappointment. Luncheon Vouchers Accepted Here

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Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy New Years from Mars. It's the first day of the new Martian year, which lasts 687 Earth days. According to the internationally adopted timekeeping system, this is Mars year 39. The Curiosity rover sent down this view from Gale Crater today.
Black-and-white photo of a rocky desert landscape with hills of layered rock.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 15h
Have the talent police finally caught up with Omid Djalili?
A screen grab of a headline from the BNC website that reads "UK-Iranian dual nation arrested overRAF Fairford incident, police say".
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 16h
Sad news that one of the pioneers of black and extreme metal as passed away. blabbermouth.net/news/venom-f...
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Updating Enid Blyton for current-era sensibilities is all very well, but this one might be pushing things
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Solved it in three steps did you Wordle Bot? Did your girlfriend that goes to a different school help you? Were you riding your motorbike that you keep at your grans house? Away and sleep in yer ain pish ya digital dobber.
Wordle Bot the wankstain.
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The Strictly Spoiler @strictlyspoiler.com · 25/09/2026
The Strictly Spoiler competition officially launches tomorrow! 🪩 With Amazon Vouchers and Strictly Spoiler Plus subscriptions up for grabs every single week of the 2026 series, this is going to be huge. Full details on how to get involved dropping tomorrow… 👀 #SCD #Strictly #StrictlySpoiler
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Top Of The Box - the story behind every single released by BBC Records And Tapes, from Every Loser Wins to Awesome Dood! by Edd The Duck. Paperback (15% off code PUBLISHER15) or Kindle from here. timworthington.org/books/top-of...
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Top Of The Box
Top Of The Box by Tim Worthington – the story behind every single released by BBC Records And Tapes.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week it's deep in to the Cheapshow archives as the random number generator lands on episode 33: Eli Silverman's Fanclub from June 2017. Will be interesting to hear how these youthful scamps compare to present day Paul and Eli. www.thecheapshow.co.uk/episode-33
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Ep 33 Eli's Fan Club | CheapShow
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Richard Harrison. Who will reform the ninja empire now?
The late Richard Harrison speaking in to a novelty Garfield phone in a scene from Ninja Terminator, one of many ninja films created by Godfrey Ho by editing new footage of Western actors in to existing martial arts films to take advantage of the martial arts boom of the 1970's. My personal favourite is Majestic Thunderbolt in which Harrison participates in an epic finale shootout in which no watermelon or chicken is safe.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not just Ed Sheeran gigs that are getting effected by the situation in the middle east.
A screen grab from the BBC news website which reads "Status quo at Jerusalem's holiest site under threat as Isreali nationalists flout rules". I did check online to see if I should have used effected or affected in my post, but still don't really know. Annoyingly I did know when I was younger but have used neither term regularly enough. I guessed and if I got it wrong please correct me.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New Dr Who just dropped.
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Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GUILTEIGHHHHY!!!!
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In my day you just hid them on top of the wardrobe.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As Cheapshow lies fallow this week the random number generator has taken back to May 2024 for episode 384: Dikkeneks. A sauce heavy episode, which is always glorious (and hopefully with an explanation of what the heck the title means) awaits. www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-384-dikke...
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Ep 384: Dikkeneks | CheapShow
It’s the episode Paul has been dreading and Eli has been longing for… A super deluxe Sauce Report that may set off an already grump Gannon. The Price of Shite isn’t going to fare much better!
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How your email finds me...
Slobodan Praljak drinking a fatal dose of cyanide in court.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To fill the Cheapshow void this week the random number generator has taken me back to episode 151: Mostly Unhaunted from October 30th 2019. Can't remember this episode so looking forward to rediscovering it. www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-151-mostl...
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Ep 151: Mostly Unhaunted | CheapShow
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 10/09/2026
I share 99% of my DNA with a chimp and I get banned from every zoo in the country
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Tom Pullin @tom-pullin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TONIGHT - Penda's Fen, BBC4, 22:15 (22:00 for the Spencer Banks introduction). Tonight's broadcast carries a guidance warning for 'upsetting scenes'
Shot of the demon from Penda's Fen sitting on Stephen's chest, from his POV. It is dark and hazy and slightly bad quality, being ripped from a VHS recording. Behind the demon a window and a shelf of books can be seen.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pokémon are stored in the balls.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Quote your first anime.
A scene from the anime classic Castle in the Sky (or Laputa: Castle in the Sky if you're old lime me).
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank you @gilltav.bsky.social for reminding us all of the Police response in 2021 👇 when some 40 environmental activists of Insulate Britain blocked the Port of Dover: 39 arrests. Compare that to yesterday when 200-400 fascist paramilitaries intimidated Dover town and blocked the Port: 0 arrests.
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Port of Dover: Arrests made as Insulate Britain blocks port
Queues form at Europe's busiest ferry terminal as Insulate Britain shift their protest from the M25.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"A right to peaceful protest".
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Improved thanks to the input of a friend.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but reading Port Protesting Nazi Nonces
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but reading Port Protesting Ninja Nonces.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No new Cheapshow this week, so used a random number generator to pick an episode from the past 500, so it's back to March 2021 and episode 222: Die Hard... On a Podcast www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-222-die-h...
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Ep 222: Die Hard On A Podcast | CheapShow
This week "baddies" take over the show and Paul & Eli are forced to sneak around the pod and save their entire existance from destruction! Yipee Ki-yay Mother Spoffer!
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had been at my mates the night before when we saw the newsflash about the crash. He phoned me the next morning to say she was dead. My most vivid memory was he told me he was eating French Toast and I laughed and told him he was being very insensitive.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A poster created using the Avengers Doomsday movie poster generator featuring Dr Doom striding across the poster from left to right. In a predictably purile move the poster text now reads "Massive Dump" with the subtext "I'd give it five minutes".
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Saw this Remembermobile while out for a stroll earlier.
A white Renault Kangoo van. The rear doors have been rememberafied. The left door has a silhouette of an American soldier, judging by the rifle, kneeling before a cross shaped headstone. What looks like an American M60 type heavy machine gun rests against the stone with a helmet on top. Above a selection of WW2 era aircraft silhouettes complete the tableau. The right hand door has "We will remember them" with a couple of poppies and two more aircraft silhouettes for maximum respect. There is also a random strand of black spaghetti under the word "them". The side of the van is visible and has a black and a blue stylised "tribal" dragon head design on it, this may or may not be in rememberence of Smaug, or perhaps Idris the dragon out of Ivor the Engine.
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 25/08/2026
Jamie Stephenson revisits a crucial turning point 40 years ago, marking the moment when the Irons stopped simply writing songs about history and became a band haunted by time itself Haunted By Time: #IronMaiden’s Wasted Years & Somewhere In Time Revisited buff.ly/TyIjMuP
Iron Maiden Somewhere In Time album cover. A Maiden style terminator type robot with a gun in its hand and musculature showing with a skinned cyborg look. The background is a retro futuristic city and the edge of a piece of graffiti reading 'Eddie Lives' can be seen on the edge of the right hand side of the image. Iron Maiden Wasted Years album cover. The control deck of a time machine with a space scene outside.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every vintage gameshow:
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just in case I'd forgotten that I'm at an airport, I just paid six quid for a meal deal.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Checked in online for my flight down for Cheapshow 500, like the jet setter I am.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I see ZZ Top have found the replacement for Frank Beard.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The cover of the 1991 Ozzy Osbourne album No More Tears, the first CD I ever bought. Incidentally the last CD I bought was on Sunday, it was Hibernation Devastation by the excellent thrash band Bangover, I know you don't really care but it's an excuse to spread the word about Bangover who really are jolly good.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wordle Players, when you read Wordle Bot's comparison of its solution to yours, do you have a specific voice you read its comment in or is that just a me thing?
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
The titular star of the old computer fame Jet Set Willy facing his housekeeper Maria,  who is denying him the chance to go to bed and sleep until he cleans up his mansion, her arm outstretched pointing. The image is in blocky black and white 8 bit graphics.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Watching TV last night I discovered that Babe Station isn't about a pig that runs a railway.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Managed to sneak a paparazzi shot of the robot from The Black Hole sunbathing in next doors garden.
Some sort of silver and red coloured vacuum cleaner sitting on a pile if outdoor chairs next to my neighbours shed. It's shape and colour make it look like V.I.N.C.E.N.T., the robot from the classic "what on Earth were they thinking? It's nothing like Star Wars" Disney film The Black Hole, the ending of which is, I assure you, many degrees of strangeness weirder than you remember. And the novelisation is even more WTF, though it does have eight pages of colour pictures from the film, so that's something.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any metal fans within traveling distance of Gateshead should get along to Downcast Studios for this year's Get Heavy Fest. Day and weekend tickets available www.fatsoma.com/e/89lo3ih2/g...
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Feel so selfish that when I visited Burrowhead I didn't leave flowers at the site where a fictitious character died in a fictitious place in a film based on a work of fiction.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Remove those earphones - you're blocking out the music of humanity The music of humanity........
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As a lazy person if I pass away in my sleep people can say I died doing the thing I loved.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don't wish to stand on anyone's toes, but here's a bit of quality Dutch music television. youtu.be/js25LZ0_5KU
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CHICO JOHNSON - Do The Hula Hoop (Full Version, Musikladen, 20.09.1984)
YouTube video by 3Disco
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Isn't this who Sarah Brightman sang about loosing her heart to?
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nice bit of shrinkflation from Kenko. New jar, same price but now with a subtle drop in weight.
A close up of the label on an old shape jar of Kenko coffee, showing 200g and apx 125 cups of coffee inside.A close up on of the label on the back if a new shape jar if Kenko coffee, showing it now contains 190g and apx. 119 cups of coffee.
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Didn't know they'd made a film of your mum's life story.
A photograph of the cover of a DVD of the Disney film "Holes".
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