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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It makes me think this was the point of bombing Iran - to drive gas prices up enough that we could justify buying Russia's oil reserves.

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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer” Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!” Dr: *shakes head ‘no’* Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly* Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The problem with satire is that it ends up being reality way too often.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.

My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have never seen a book with as much demand as Daggerbound has generated at the Fort Worth Library.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Here in Texas we have giant parking lots that radiate heat. Sunshine is the one resource we have that doesn’t cost anything. Solar panel covers for the parking lots could probably run the store they’re next to.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We need Sandman Slim's alternate reality video store where you can rent that movie, along with Blazing Saddles, starring Richard Pryor, and Shrek, starring Chris Farley.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@austinastro.bsky.social Hey, my dad has a bunch of old telescopes and tripods, do you accept donations?

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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The origin of the phrase 'Free Rein' was to give a horse the freedom to go where he wanted, without using the REINS. It's not 'Free Reign.'

This week's Connections puzzle misspells the word 'rein as 'reign,' making the phrase incorrect.

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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 18/08/2026

We are in love with this Hecate mask by Menighbe! #beautifulbizarre #art #maskart #masks #hecate

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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

ICE is now arresting people outside church food banks in Austin. Let that sink in. Families going to get the basics, handcuffed and detained. Know your rights and look out for your neighbors.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Pumping the military full of testosterone, bringing back the old ineffective weapons, wasting all our missiles on Iran, definitely not the actions of somebody who wants what's best for America.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My multiple sclerosis doctor, when I told him that my feet hurt so much that it was hard to wall, said “My feet hurt too! Dropped some drywall on it.” When I told him I felt really weird when light flickered in my eyes, he told me to wear a hat.

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Heather Hill @rollin-academic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Surprised that he didn’t try to keep the trophy. @beernouveau.co.uk

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Anybody know Japanese characters? This is a mid-80s bandana I found at my parents house, back when Japan everything was very stylish for a minute.

Mid-80s black and white bandana with Japanese characters and the Japan flag.

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The Kennedy Center board has filed an emergency motion to stay at the DC Circuit and it is bonkity-bonkers. For the first time, they say they amended the bylaws to strip all funding from the center if it removes Trump's name. No Trump KC, no money. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

resolution of this motion, and ask the Court to rule on that request no later than
7 PM. Without the name, “Trump” on the Building, our fundraising will not
only come to a halt, but any and all monies raised or committed would be
obligated to be returned, refunded, or terminated. The Bylaws of The Trump
Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Foundation state, unequivocally: “The
Corporation may make donations to the Center in support of its educational,
artistic, cultural, and performing arts functions; provided, however, that in so
doing, the Board of Directors shall condition such donations to the Center upon
the name of the Center remaining unchanged as the ‘Donald J. Trump and John
F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.’ In the event the Center
should at any time remove the name of President Donald J. Trump from its
filings, marketing, branding, façade, or any other affiliated location, the
Corporation shall recover from the Center the total of all gifts, donations, and
contributions made to the Center by or on behalf of the Corporation.” The
reason for this clause is that people and companies, who have given, or will be
giving, millions of dollars to the Center were only willing to do so with the name

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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Qatari Amiri Diwan: President Trump confirmed the continuation of efforts to complete the final procedures in preparation for announcing the arrangements regarding the signing of the agreement

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Trump is suffering from poor circulation. Inadequate blood return from his hand back to his heart causes pooling at the back of the hand, which starts looking red and flaky, and eventually develop an ulcer.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My son would think this was very funny if he had ever watched A Christmas Carol, but he's 11.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Texas's status as a beef-producing state has always been artificial, boosted by cheap petroleum to make fertilizer that grows feed corn. Price of petroleum goes up, cost of growing corn goes up, and suddenly Sysco can no longer maintain a profit.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

For those of us who read Dungeon Crawler Carl and wondered what Spanish blackwork was, this is what they were talking about. It's beautiful.

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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I can't think of anything more ghoulish than some shambling avatar of myself.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Apparently Trump Jesus was posted first with normal winged soldiers, then reposted with this weird three-horned devil figure with Nixon arms. www.rawstory.com/trump-267670...

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Help if you can, share if you cannot.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

Purple masquerade mask with gold edges and purple feathers, with a peacock feather in the front.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

My controversial opinion is that Don Trump Jr. is actually Rossano Rubicondi's illegitimate son.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

America was built on a mythology that reinforces and supports those ideals that we think of as being 'American.' This sounds dumb on the surface, but from George and the cherry tree to Helen Keller, we're fed a carefully curated group of stories that were meant to define being 'American.'

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I don't care what Kristi Noem's husband wears while he does a fascism, I care that he's doing a fascism. I don't care who Kristi Noem fucks while she's doing a fascism, I care that she's doing a fascism. I don't care about these people as people, I care that they're fucking fascists.

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