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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It makes me think this was the point of bombing Iran - to drive gas prices up enough that we could justify buying Russia's oil reserves.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've noticed that the physician notes have more friendly language than they used to - probably know that the patient will be reading it at some point.

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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer” Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!” Dr: *shakes head ‘no’* Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly* Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The problem with satire is that it ends up being reality way too often.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I crave salads after trips, unless it involves a lot of restaurants.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Need to go back to their roots of playing absolute bangers we couldn't understand the words to.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.

My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I always wanted one of those Harvey Dent suits, where the left side is normal, and the right side is absolutely insane.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Brand of collards? I’ve always cooked mine from scratch, I’m confused.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have never seen a book with as much demand as Daggerbound has generated at the Fort Worth Library.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think so too, but he did have a 'memory' - no telling whether this was actually a manufactured memory or the real thing.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He claimed to have continuous memory of his life from birth onward, including the experience of being born.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I saw Ray Bradbury speak at my university! Looked a little like Colonel Sanders.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think my warranty has run out.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh yeah, forgot about the rhizome! Not sure what the right thing to do is, so I just planted it sticking straight up and hoped for the best.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I planted four yucca volunteers this summer!

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Here in Texas we have giant parking lots that radiate heat. Sunshine is the one resource we have that doesn’t cost anything. Solar panel covers for the parking lots could probably run the store they’re next to.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He has a method for capturing wild yeast that requires a bit of work, but a very interesting process.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Have you considering regrouting the bathroom?

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ah, interesting - yeast comes in later in the process?

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How are you supposed to get home?

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wonder if the yeast biome is similar to the little guys that make sake.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We need Sandman Slim's alternate reality video store where you can rent that movie, along with Blazing Saddles, starring Richard Pryor, and Shrek, starring Chris Farley.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The story is perfect for old actors who are cool with screen cap and digital recreations of their younger selves (but green.)

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s easy, just raise the price of oil and ta-dah!

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@austinastro.bsky.social Hey, my dad has a bunch of old telescopes and tripods, do you accept donations?

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We crammed as much of Dad’s stuff in there as we could! I think we need to take some stuff out, or find smaller alternatives. But yeah, the neighbors are a trip.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My dad is staying in an assisted living facility in Austin that costs $4,000 a month. This is relatively cheap compared to Ft Worth, which would be $5400 a month.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Assisted living is ridiculous. Better hope you got insurance to cover the assisted living if you need it, because it’s not covered by regular ins.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We used to go to Ye Olde Bull and Bush, an authentic public house on Montgomery in Ft Worth. The owner as a point of pride talked about the role public houses played in society and how it was a chance to be with the community, while socializing.

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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Me either, I've always been thrifty. But now we make sure to eat ALL the leftovers, and freeze it before it goes bad.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Definitely making cheaper meals these days, and wasting less.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The origin of the phrase 'Free Rein' was to give a horse the freedom to go where he wanted, without using the REINS. It's not 'Free Reign.'

This week's Connections puzzle misspells the word 'rein as 'reign,' making the phrase incorrect.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is lower than Nixon’s approval rating when he resigned. The Republicans are still big mad about it.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yeah, I hate the phenomenon of milkshake duck.

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Jensequitur @jensequitur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s unfortunate, I’ve enjoyed his contributions to public radio over the years.

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