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Hershey Kisser

@jensaysthings.bsky.social
52 followers 38 following 365 posts

Fan-ish, knitter, sayer of things, etc. Ace, agender, (she/her)

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 15h
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's possible I shouldn't have had that iced latte at 4:30 pm
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I missed a telehealth appointment today because they said it was a video call but it was actually a phone call and I am frustrated and STRESSED. I have been waiting for this appointment for 3 months!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
B: I really love jam Me: you really are John Watson B: ?? Me: you know, because he likes jam? And then I had to explain why JW likes jam, with a brief tangent on Tunalock
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Searyn @searyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yay
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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Ryan Hall, Y’all @rhyall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thursday night, 96% of the Moon will disappear into Earth’s shadow. Most of the U.S. will be able to see it. One of the coolest sky events of the year.
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Aunt Fancy @auntiefancy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bamboo fabric is almost always just rayon. Rayon is made by using chemicals to turn cellulose into a goo and extruding it into a fiber, and the process is usually quite toxic. There's a lot I like about rayon as a fabric, but it's not really sustainable and you shouldn't pay a premium for bamboo.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/08/2026
I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist. But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.
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sasha and the banshees @trashphalt.beauty · 13/08/2026
I refuse to listen to mountain slander from anyone whose mountains are too young to have haints
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watching Hadestown in the theater at 9:15 on a Sunday morning because that's how I roll
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just made a salsa using tomatoes, jalapeños, and cilantro from my garden. Feeling very smug
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AK Faulkner ➡️ NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 25/07/2026
FLAWLESS time to share my favourite dude rocking 😆
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
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Scaryanne Martin @mariannemartin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hard to believe it's been only six months since you joined our family, my little Hershey kiss
A chocolate brown Chihuahua is lying on the back of a grey couch. She's looking pensively out a window into a suburban front yard
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The book I'm reading is at the point where one thing after another is going wrong for the protagonists, all orchestrated by bad people in power for self gain. It's a good book, but difficult to read right now because *gestures around*
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NyyxVeil 🏳️‍🌈 @nyyxveil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And if you don't know how to Alt-text. Have no fear! Everyone's favorite Capybara Alt-text info guide is here to help you! 🫵
An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, color, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”  Source: veroniiiica.com
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
LRP: I wish I weren't such a weenie about horror, because there are so many good Appalachian horror stories out there now that I live in Appalachia
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Michael G. Williams 🏳️‍🌈 @mcmanlypants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
[dashes across stage trailing a banner] CHILDREN OF SOLITUDE out now on Chirp, Libro.fm, and Libby (Audible soon) thank you sorry sorry the banner is very long I know and keeps getting longer oh gods what have I done Chirp: bit.ly/coschirp Libro: bit.ly/coslibro Libby: bit.ly/coslibby 🌈📚 💙📚 🩸📚
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Children of Solitude
This Appalachian cosmic horror novel tells the story of a gay man who must return to his ancestral home in the mountains of Western North Carolina after his mother’s death to clean it out and sell it ...
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
sometimes the invisible hand of the free market gives you a slap in the head
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just finished Assassin's Apprentice and have to wait 9 weeks for my hold on the next book to come through 😭
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
funny how that works
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Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.
daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.
college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.
everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here is me, pleading with museum shops. We do not want yet another bookmark and eraser with your logo for 11 euros. We. Want. Replicas. Of. Your. Nerdy. Stuff.
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My period is officially in its second trimester 🙃
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Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If you are thinking about donating, money is the best bet with food banks because the people there now how to buy in bulk at a cheaper cost. They also know what the local community needs. Same with shelters, though they typically always need things like socks, underwear, and sanitary products.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I've been expecting the "NO AI" marketing to become a big thing across many industries. And here we are.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/04/2026
I think all of us born between like 1975 and 1985 need a support group for the fact that living through a rolling apocalypse, living with long covid, and starting menopause apparently all have the same symptoms.
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The cilantro harvest is strong. For possibly the first time ever, I think I might have too much cilantro. Scissors for scale
A large white bowl approximately 12 inches in diameter is overflowing with cilantro cuttings. A pair of scissors with blue handles sits on top.
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Boo Misemer @dmisemer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ever fucking green
Tech Enthusiasts: My entire house is smart!

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fun fact I learned: hematologists are often oncologists as well, which is why I'm sitting in a cancer center waiting room right now 🫪
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Today is my last day of work (by choice) 😲
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12/05/2026
dear god PLEASE let this also lead to a wider acceptance that treatment needs to include *improving quality of life* and not just "how to make them have baby"
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This one hurt my feelings but at least I don't feel alone
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You said it better, @jensaysthings.bsky.social
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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Small anime girl wearing a hat that says “please be patient I have autism” saying “it's crazy how if u get good grades they let u raw dog autism your whole life”
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
may we all strive to fulfill the promise of the Virginia state flag (tits out, tyrants underfoot)
the Virginia state flag, which features a vaguely roman woman with on tit bared, standing on the neck of a guy who might be Caesar. the motto below is sic semper tyrannis--thus always to tyrants. extremely baller tbh
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
FRIENDS! Help me quit my soulsucking day job that wants to replace humans with poorly functioning robots! If you or someone you know is looking to buy or sell a home, no matter where you live in the US, reach out to me! I can refer you to an amazing agent in my network and receive referral bonuses!
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Lorrie Kim @lorriekim.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Frida Kahlo octopods take so long to make but they're so worth it.
Two octopus toys shaped like Frida Kahlo.
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Scary scary thing ✅ It wasn't fun, but it wasn't as bad as I'd feared. Fun scary thing at 11:00
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Hershey Kisser @jensaysthings.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Doing two scary things tomorrow back to back: one scary (exciting) and one scary (scary). Don't know how I'm going to be able to sleep tonight
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Added to my vocabulary immediately.
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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