gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 13hMy floofy dog had to have some lumps removed today and it's the first time I've seen her shaved to the skin. She's covered in spots! 150
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Update: my work is half-assed but done enough and I'm going to nap. 060
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me: I am too old and tired to pull all-nighters for work. Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense. 140
Reposted by gertymactacularChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY 4448051657
Reposted by gertymactacularAnn Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/09/2026Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems. 5742294
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I NEED TO REPORT A CRIME. THE CASHIER ASKED IF I WAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE SENIOR DISCOUNT. ☠️☠️☠️ 251
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My regular server at the shitty (affectionate) sports bar up the road told me she was proud of me because I didn't need a box for my cheese fries today. Gold star! 050
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My boss asked me to lead an icebreaker in a meeting tomorrow. Icebreakers are dumb but whatever, sure I can do that. Then she sent me what Copilot suggested I say to lead the icebreaker. I'm tired y'all. 350
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In today's episode of Is it Perimenopause or Am I Just Fucking Losing It?: the bottoms of my feet are too hot to sleep. 041
Reposted by gertymactacularanj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026STAR TREK 💫 60 years of these guys….. #startrek #startrek60 #startrekday 423190
Reposted by gertymactacularJohn Picacio @johnpicacio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Baltimore Homies: Mark your calendars for @charmcityspec.bsky.social’s September 25th author extravaganza featuring @marygthompson.bsky.social @justinkey.bsky.social @restingdinoface.bsky.social and more at The Ivy Bookshop. cc: @sarahpinsker.bsky.social @nottenst.bsky.social @capclave.bsky.social 31813
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Volunteer: The panel room is full! Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor? Volunteer: No. PIL: Is it a fire hazard? Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards. 040
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One life lesson that never really seems to stick with me: always pee before you paint your nails. 150
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am officially very excited for DragonCon and getting through my last day of work this week is going to be tough. 340
Reposted by gertymactaculardoodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me 340351945
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026College Friend A: What do you do if a man tries to tell you what to do? 11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses* 180
Reposted by gertymactacularJordan L. Hawk @jordanlhawk.com · 28/08/2026PREORDER ALERT! The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25! Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year? CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5 13818
Reposted by gertymactacularV. S. Holmes @vsholmes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Submissions are open to my LGBTQ Gothic, Fantasy, and Horror ITCH.IO Bundle! Closes Sept 25th For pieces written by someone under the 2SLGBTQIA umbrella or that features a major character that identifies as such. forms.gle/uQhSYf2iuGPA... #booksky #writesky #gothic #itchiobundleforms.gleLGBTQ Gothic, Fantasy, and Horror ITCH.IO Bundle Sign UpBUNDLE DETAILS Bundle runs Oct 3rd - 17th Equal revenue split (to the nearest integer, as allowed by itch) < 50 authors to allow equal split 1 Submission per account Submissions close Sept 25th REQUIR... 76361
Reposted by gertymactacularJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184602294
Reposted by gertymactacularTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173686418
Reposted by gertymactacularcaitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 26/08/2026'cause i've seen, oh, blue skiesyoutu.beThe Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going HomeYouTube video by THIRDPROJECT 2494214
Reposted by gertymactacularFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 100268196333
Reposted by gertymactacularUncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We are OPEN!!!!! 18059
Reposted by gertymactacularSarah MacLean @sarahmaclean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You don't need a crown to be queen. Duchess arrives February 16, 2027 410611
Reposted by gertymactacularCandace Harper @foxglovefiction.com · 20/08/2026Looking for something high heat and sapphic but still short enough to read in a single setting? According to my calculations, it's time to read News Flash by Candace Harper! Available FREE on my newsletter OR 99c through all e-tailers and with a Kobo Plus subscription! foxglovefiction.com/... 003
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I wrote some books! A F/F set in England in the 1920s, featuring a chaotic American and self-doscovery. A contemporary M/M duology about what happens when a hook up app and sex in coffee shop bathrooms leads to love. www.amazon.com/stores/Gretc...amazon.comGretchen Evans: books, biography, latest updateFollow Gretchen Evans and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Gretchen Evans Author Page. 152
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My persistent chin hair came out in one pluck today so that's about as good as this week is going to get. 120
Reposted by gertymactacularDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026I'm going to keep saying this until it's rote practice: If you are in official connection with let alone in charge of an archive of data, if is your professional & moral responsibility to secure that archive, as a backup or otherwise, against just such an emergency, so we're not Hoping some kid did. 121979852
Reposted by gertymactacularOlivia Dade @oliviawrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A starchy demon utterly undone by love. An underpowered oracle fighting for her community (and cheese). Sexy Satan. Villains actually getting their comeuppance. WOO(R)SD is out today, and I hope you love it as much as I do! Bookshop.org: go.oliviadade.com/WOObs AMZ: go.oliviadade.com/WOOamz 1517155
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We're 25 days out and I've completed the most important part of my DragonCon prep: flu shot and covid booster. 1120
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Actually, it's more like "disconnects work laptop from dock and double monitors, connects fun laptop to dock and double monitors". 130
Reposted by gertymactacularCarolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026*slams laptop shut until Monday* 0192
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mr. Mac informed me that he purposely did not mow a strip of our backyard because there was a frog in there and he didn't want to hurt it. 🥹 280
Reposted by gertymactacularhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211466652
Reposted by gertymactacularBookstore Romance Day @bookstoreromanceday.org · 31/07/2026All of this year's virtual events have been assembled into a collection for your convenience. www.eventbrite.com/cc/bookstore...eventbrite.comBookstore Romance Day 2026All of the virtual events being presented by Bookstore Romance Day for this year's celebration. 01414
Reposted by gertymactacularWilliam C. Tracy @wctracy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Whoof! Spent all day creating the October/November Space Wizard Year 5 part 2 campaign! It's a part of this year's Book Bazaar. You can sign up for it here. There's a lot of great new stuff coming to you this year! #amediting #amwriting www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...backerkit.comSpace Wizard Science Fantasy: Year 5, part 2!Get notified when Space Wizard Science Fantasy: Year 5, part 2! launches on BackerKit! 165
Reposted by gertymactacularChelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026THIS IS FREEEEEE 035
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 27/07/2026For the first time in more than 30 years, I no longer have Microsoft Office. Fuck SaaS models. #freedom 160
Reposted by gertymactacularAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see. 273188754
gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I finally watched Project Hail Mary and Grace gets to teach pebbles in his own terrarium 😭😭😭 050
Reposted by gertymactacularMisa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Jimothy supports disability rights. ✨🦝✨ #Jimothy 06621
Reposted by gertymactacularJennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026omg, Eric (our producer) makes the coolest shit! what! 0235
Reposted by gertymactacularSandstone @quartzen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Kobo is running a promotion for their Kindle Unlimited competitor service Kobo Plus, from now through August 4 where you can get a 14-day free trial and then your first month after that is 99 cents- might be a good time to check it out if you've been wanting to! Unsure if this promo is US-only!kobo.comRakuten Kobo 410288
Reposted by gertymactacularNatania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Give my werewolf baby some love, will ya? 1187