Reposted by James JenksREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026everything from the fit of the jacket to that head tilt as he says it is so completely Brass Eye i actually cannot cope 1334789
Reposted by James JenksMicah @rincewind.run · 23/02/2026at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology 3756731963
Reposted by James JenksBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026They're now waiting for Trump to show up so he can receive his Olympic hockey gold medal. 926748
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Yep - definitely going to have a stress-induced clutcher. 060
Reposted by James JenksBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Team Canada and Team USA have the same number of goals now. In hockey that is known as 'a tense game'. Follow me for more thrilling hockey facts like this. 1418313
Reposted by James Jenks🗣️ PaRappa Thee Yappa™ [of #BeehBC] @brilliantbeeh.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026"AI is the future" The future: 26472136
Reposted by James JenksBen McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock. 1624875829
Reposted by James JenksNic Wilson @nicwilson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Saturday's the perfect day to hang out with your mates on a gravestone... 212620
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I painted my friend's beloved dachshund recently, and less than a week later, the poor thing fuckin' died unexpectedly. Hopefully it had nothing to do with my painting, and it wasn't a suicide, but this is the third time someone's died after I've painted them. Anyway, dm me for commissions 3151
Reposted by James JenksAdam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 19/02/2026IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM 1423654
Reposted by James JenksCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?" 21783208
Reposted by James JenksSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody: 11599395
Reposted by James JenksGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████ 6860431723
Reposted by James JenksTom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny 251580359
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Whoever's trying to private message me on here, while I admire your determination, I'm sorry to have to report that I CANNOT see your messages and/or nudes. My age verification thing hasn't gone through so bluesky is holding all my private messages to ransom. Soz. 3120
Reposted by James JenksIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"That was The Piss Crystals, with Taking Out A Starlink Satellite" 1716
Reposted by James JenksUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/02/2026“Your guy is late.” “It’s only been five minutes, chill.” "Something doesn't feel right." “Everything’s fine, Dave.” "You sure this is the spot?" "Yes." "And you know this guy is cool?" "Yes, just relax." "Don't give him the money until-" "Until I see the kibble, yes I know." 19720189
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026"I've always been very moved by the movements of the mouth and the shape of the mouth and the teeth... ...I like, you may say, the glitter and colour that comes from the mouth, and I've always hoped in a sense to be able to paint the mouth like Monet painted the sunset..." - Francis Bacon 2100
Reposted by James JenksM☿th @monroetempleton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow 311640234
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Painted my worst pet portrait so far. Accidentally painted Snoopy back from war. 2210
Reposted by James Jenksbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Nerds assemble! I need recommendations for a speaker who can talk not only about the growth in awareness of ADHD/autism in the UK, and the importance of accommodations etc., but also the sociological aspects of underdiagnosis/stigma in women/minority communities etc. Pls repost for wider reach, ta. 155984
Reposted by James JenksMike Ingram @mikeingram.bsky.social · 10/02/2026There’s a house on our block with a camera that actually talks at you, every time you pass by, to remind you that you’re being recorded, and that family is sitting on the world’s largest archive of my wife’s middle finger, in case anyone is looking for an art project 845264
Reposted by James JenksAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026"The second I met Epstein, I was disgusted, and I swore I'd never interact with him again." "And then later you visited him on his private island?" "Yes. With my wife, four children, my nannies (plural), and another couple. Had lunch with him on the island. Then we all left. It was in 2012" 46806146
Reposted by James Jenks🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/02/2026Now that my nervous system is regulating itself, gather 'round for a story of a helicopter pet mom who took her dog to the vet because she thought she felt lumps on his face and was concerned they were tumors only to have the vet diagnose him as having cheeks. That happened. 😂 #barkfestclub 1738511
Reposted by James JenksVerity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I find myself in need of £130 to join a trade union with, so here I am, shilling books with a hopeful expression. ko-fi.com/s/7292dd0671ko-fi.comPseudotooth paperback (signed) - Verity Holloway's Ko-fi ShopThe debut novel from Verity Holloway, Pseudotooth is an adult take on ‘portal fantasy’, boldly tackling issues of trauma responses, social difference ... 42225
Reposted by James JenksLou Morgan @lmorgan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026One of my favourite facts about Delacroix’s “Liberty Leading the People” is that as one of the paintings suspected of using mummy brown pigment, it’s almost certainly painted with people 0143
Reposted by James JenksOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Anyway, in the 19th century, artists finally began to cotton on to the connection between the name ‘mummy brown’ and its source. Pre-Raphaelite Edward Burne-Jones interrupted the lunch where he found out to rush home, get his tube and “insist on our giving it a decent burial there and then” 1211
Reposted by James JenksKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 06/02/2026One of the comments called this “Beige Against The Machine” and I made a noise that startled the dog. 291411240
Reposted by James JenksAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The entire anti wokeness nonsense of the past decade was about making this kind of gutter racism broadly acceptable again bsky.app/profile/adam... 9973981785
Reposted by James JenksKyle Lukoff @kylelukoff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026When will the media develop object permanence 218139
Reposted by James Jenksformthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein 2849971243
Reposted by James JenksJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Having adhd is like being a Roomba surrounded by shoes 019218
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I was fortunate enough to meet Sir Ian a few years ago. I live in Shakespeare's birthplace (not the house), and you can't chuck a rock in this town without hitting an actor. Anyway, Sir Ian was walking down Waterside, and I've always been a big fan, but the only signable thing I had on me was... 2134
Reposted by James JenksOmg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue 5783269014043
Reposted by James Jenksbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026get up new life just dropped www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukVolunteers wanted to live on Skomer Island and count puffinsSuccessful applicants will spend several months helping conservation efforts on Skomer Island, off the Pembrokeshire coast. 64211
Reposted by James JenksEllie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Jeffrey Epstein took more photos of people he only hung out with once than I have of my best friends of 15 years 16871135
Reposted by James JenksHenry Dyer @direthoughts.com · 11/09/2025British_political_decision_making_V3(FINAL)_USETHISONE.png 019359
Reposted by James JenksOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/02/2026The Lords is a massive problem. How can a supposedly advanced country still be maintaing a veritably feudal upper house where you can't get rid of members. It's absolutely insane. 66845183
James Jenks @jenksy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Remarkable how many of these creeps in Epstein's orbit were seemingly fine with having their photos taken in compromising positions. If I were in a hotel room with my trousers off and my friend whipped out a camera, I would be like, "Could you fucking not?" 4150
