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Sean Bass

@seancbass.bsky.social
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Disc Golfer, Handsome Jackass

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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 3h
Stars fans. We have a Stars VIP Package we are auctioning off today on the air 1-3pm. $ goes to MADD NTX. 2 tickets vs Devils on 10/27, sec 116 row H. Parking pass. Dinner for two. Gully autographed mini stick and puck.
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Dallas Stars Roope Hintz Celebrates Goal
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 15h
Two racks of baby back ribs glazed with bbq sauce in a foil pan.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 15h
Guys. I smoked two racks of baby backs this afternoon/night. Just glazed them with some hatch chile bbq sauce and letting them finish up. The early weeknight back patio cook in the fall is choice.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 19h
this is all well and good but please, fellow texans, make sure you’re registered to vote (today 10/5) is the deadline. vrrequest.sos.texas.gov/VoterApplica...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's the whole reel, goodnight
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bernie Brewer Bernie Slide
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ceedee is that dude
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had to let them score after the hook & ladder worked perfectly. Go win it, Dak.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A sack?
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Good Point Agree
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only 20 spots remain. 100% of the $ goes to MADD NTX. If you don’t want to play you can also donate to a tremendous cause. #HEV
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Silkstavo Fring @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Light the Tower #GMG 🟢⚪️
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North Texas Mean Green Flag
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GMG
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Crank That Scrappy North Texas
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike clutch as hell
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Belli Belli
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Well...
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tatis, man. Bringer of joy.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Hell yeah” - older millennials watching Case Keenum cook on MNF
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the kiddo’s marching competition. Mansfield Timberview is doing a Mr. Rogers Neighborhood themed performance. Hand them the trophy and call it early.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good lord, guys
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
give.madd.org/campaign/764...
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Donate to MADD North Texas | Help End Impaired Driving
Support our cause by donating to MADD.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello Win Column
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are back. Oct 25 at Breckenridge. www.theticket.com/flinging_d/
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Flinging D Disc Golf Tournament
Join us for the Gillespies Irish Tavern and Kitchen Flinging D Disc Golf Tournament! Mark your calendar for Su...
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahaha. Of course it’s Marcus.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am pro walking Juan Soto here fwiw
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hopefully not the final DiamondTalk of 2026. Now on KTCK.
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Robert Downey Jr Frustrated
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is the 14 year anniversary of Heather’s death when we were hit by a drunk driver. The pain in still very much real for her parents. I do my best to help out MADD, which came through in our time of need. If you would, please donate to our annual fundraiser coming up in the coming weeks. #HEV
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a dad, I have to let you know that we need this rain.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Find 0, attack 0. Cowboys will win and cover.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Living right when a TD that should’ve been one is called incomplete and somehow held up by replay. Then Scary Terry drops at wide open TD in the end zone. Instead of allowing 14, they allow 3. Massive.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hahaha. Brady S-bomb.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Defense sucks, man
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not sure I can pick one, but maybe it’s Secret of Mana.
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Secret of Mana Dragon Battle
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your boy is quite baseball happy.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Always grill up some veggies with brats
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Junglecat, baby
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
North Texas might have to put up 50 today.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Per Skip, Garcia wasn’t available tonight. Also Latz wasn’t getting the 9th had he gotten through the 8th clean.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bummer. But go fight back.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Top 6. Up 3-0 on Sonny Gray with a chance to sweep Boston. Tied for the division lead with less than 10 games left. A lot will be decided. But it’s good to remind ourselves this is why we love sports. Meaningful September games in a pennant chase. This is a good moment.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Junglecat
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck AI and those of you who aren’t pissed off enough about this.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/09/2026
THE 1998 CADILLAC GOPHEARSE IS FOR SALE ONLY 3,000 BUCKS
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ROW THE BOAT
1998 Cadillac DeVille • Hearse
$3,000
Listed over a week ago in Anoka, MN
SKI-U-MAH
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DiamondTalk #HWC
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Futurama: We're Back, Baby!
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lane might just be doing a little gamesmanship on this week of all weeks by listing Leavitt as doubtful. Maybe not, but wouldn’t shock me.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck yeah, Latz!
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big fucking moment right there from deGrom.
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Soooo….RSN is clearly down. We didn’t get to see a 2-run double from Elias Diaz.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Sean Bass @seancbass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guards and Jays both lose 👀
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