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JoEbLo Portmanteau

@jel1975.bsky.social
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“A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down your pants.” - Chuckles the Clown

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 6h
well she shouldn’t have done those tweets
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The midterm results we're in for won't be the result of those Trump voters having their come-to-Jesus moment and suddenly manifesting empathy and social responsibility. It'll be because they stayed home on election day, stewing in their resentment, declaring everyone on the ballot an unworthy RINO.
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Edward R. Murrow award medallion
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every Pete Hegseth speech just sounds like the worst kid in middle school fell asleep watching Patton and forgot he had to give a book report in English class the next day
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
AI stans being self-piss drinkers is so on brand Commander Shepard is bug-eyed yelling about it lmao Also with their precious AI sucking up all the clean water, what's left to chug anyway? There a bunch of lunatics about to get very pissed off about being called drinkers
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get giddy seeing so many polls showing a Democratic advantage but then I remember the Des Moines Register 2024 final Iowa Poll and unlike MAGA try to learn from history.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Canada forced us to hit them. If they didn't make us mad, we wouldn't have to do this.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Mark Lerner @ragandboneshop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just add TEARS.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay I’m pitching this tomorrow THE AMERICANS but they’re PANDAS
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How long do I have to stand here? 
A supermarket cone that says do not move 
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This article is Shaboozey erasure
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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The UnKaren @kareneubanks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Add kids AND start lowering the qualifying age for seniors. Those +50 often face age discrimination, layoffs, &/or health issues. Many older workers must rely on no insurance gig jobs or are forced into early retirement, right when preventive screenings & healthcare services become more necessary.
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard it a couple weeks ago.
static.klipy.com
Hated It - Two Men React
Alt: Hated It - Two Men React
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
historically accurate massachusetts content
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF
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Rita Hayworth as Gilda: Iconic Hair Flip
Alt: Rita Hayworth as Gilda: Iconic Hair Flip
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A better way to phrase this Variety headline would be "Publicity Seeker Who Invented A Program Continues Long Con"
Variety headline: Tilly Norwood Would Love to Work With Tom Holland and Olivia Colman, ‘but Only If It Were Their Digital Twins’ on an ‘AI Production’
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Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Emanuel is a uniquely unattractive candidate, even among a generally lackluster group of Dem centrists. Idk why the Times persists in fluffing him.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 25/09/2026
found a guy
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@Imichaelhall.bsky.social
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're still in the early going so I'll be very interested to see what happens from here out, but this is a dramatic swing in the content. Very likely indicates that the anti-trans ads were falling flat.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that 18 percent seems really well represented in the news and on social media bsky.app/profile/atru...
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nicki waiting until the maga movement is in full swirling-the-bowl mode and deciding ‘hey, I’m gonna jump on that!’ is certainly something.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this guy hates you you're probably doing something right
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
1868: Let's allow these people to save face so we can move one and get back to work fixing the country. 1974: Let's allow Nixon to save face so we can move on and heal the country. 2021: Let's not convict Trump so we can move on and get back to work fixing and healing the country. 2026: …
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, Tammy, holding no one accountable is a master plan to preventing it from happening again. Excellent strategy. I’m sure it will work out well for everyone.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom didn't just let this happen, he actively helped make it happen. Any comment from the crowd who spent weeks harassing anyone who said they were hesitant to vote for this sociopath?
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to update the sign.
Lenny from the Simpsons changing the sign to 0 days without being humiliated on the world stage.
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This smarmy bastard can go fuck himself with craggy branch
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only bright spot about this list is that Rahm is nowhere on it.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
custom made for the fine folks at Bad Lip Reading
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/09/2026
"This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me," says a gray-haired cishet white man in a cowboy hat. How does the Onion do it, this isn't even their platform.
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My least favorite part of the Tilly Norwood discourse is the extremely large overlap that exists between people who aggressively ask you to “Define what makes a woman” while losing their shit over pronouns, and people who gleefully refer to a robot as “she/her”
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"In response to being banned by the president from the White House, we will attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner even harder next year."
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP Duncan Sheik. "Barely Breathing" is still such a banger.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i don’t expect republicans to vote democrat necessarily, though some areas tend to flip on principle, but maybe theyll just stay home altogether. it’ll save gas.
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How record diesel prices will rip through the U.S. economy. Trucks, rails are only the start
Record diesel prices are already walloping the transportation sector, and if energy prices stay high, the economic impact will spread.
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Tres Rivers (Three Rios) @paulegriffithjr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The amount of times “you can touch it if you want” has been spoken in the White House has to be unsettling.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The Venn diagram of Dr. Martin Luther King’s ”white moderate“ and today‘s “we gotta compromise on trans rights moderate“ is a circle
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“They are going to spend many millions of dollars against Democrats no matter what … Democrats can either welcome their hatred, a la FDR—promise to save jobs and people from A.I.—and reap some of the financial and political upside. Or they can stick with neoliberalism and get it coming and going.”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Careful - don't want to get on the 80 side of an 80-20 issue"
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
both
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JoEbLo Portmanteau @jel1975.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Next up: The gravity hoax and flat earthers
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