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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
man, i hate this part of texas
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
uh this rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZgB...
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Narnia: The Magician's Nephew - Official Trailer - Only In Cinemas February 11
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing UK
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Scorpio: Your impressive ability to stand out in a crowd will really wow them at the police lineup.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Monopolization: great for executives, terrible for everyone else.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Too many people way too comfortable making AI photos and videos on the X, and I mean people who say they are liberals. What are we even doing here, we don’t like the data centers but look a video of a cat doing deadlifts
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Pod Save America @podsaveamerica.crooked.com · 06/10/2026
"Abdul was almost too good. He was too poised and calm. There wasn’t an explosive moment that you can make go viral like he did with Jesse Watters." –Tommy Vietor on Abdul El-Sayed's interview with Martha MacCallum
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Blue Dot in Red State @bluedotin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Twins separated at birth?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really great thread here and this essay is wonderful. It makes me feel more sane for being long repulsed by this ghoul of a show.
It is a performance of joy so excessive, so desperate, that it reveals the void it attempts to cover. It is the logic of the assembly line applied to human connection. What Fallon offers is a standardized production of “fun” that feels increasingly like a desperate plea to ignore the crumbling world outside the studio walls.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course he did
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Willing Participant Unaware Of What He Is Participating In"
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look out! When threatened, the global elite can spit venom as far as three meters
Lauren Sanchez looking like some sort of snake and her boyfriend jeezy breezy baldy bezos
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Senator Mark Warner @markwarner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Completely heartbreaking. We owe our servicemembers so much more than these forever wars.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pablo Torre taking on the christian church scams was not on my bingo card
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He is a Champion for the People
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got some Braum's Rocky Road ice cream, that will fix all that is wrong with the world
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well that was a disappointment, can't believe the offense was that miserable. Mateer has to be better or you start someone else
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/05/2026
WILL COCAINE MAKE COLLEGE OBSOLETE?
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am genuinely curious if Chaz Ebert has a say in all this. I would be mildly offended if some chud was using AI to puppeteer my late spouse's voice and make up his beliefs like he was a cartoon character.
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Bill Simmons Is De-Apexing | Defector
It’s been an eventful year for Ringer founder and podcast host Bill Simmons. He ended 2025 and began 2026 at a peak in popularity, thanks to his performance on a podcast titled “Bill’s 50 Most Rewatch...
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Scorpio: We're getting a vision of a hippo angrily popping dozens of balloons printed with your face. Ambiguous.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For the Cowboys?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/08/2026
when even Hugh Hefner is like “this guy is a predator”
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Scorpio: Take heart- in some cultures, bed bugs are considered lucky.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cops are great
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Scorpio: In the symphony of life, you are playing the kazoo.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 16/07/2026
Steve was THE editor at Marvel who meant the most to me in my time there when I was coming up. I'm thrilled about this news and I know he's going to do a great job.
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Marvel Comics Names Stephen Wacker as New Editor-in-Chief
The accomplished comics editor returns to Marvel, as outgoing EIC C.B. Cebulski announces his plans for new Marvel APAC role.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scorpio: The chaos surrounding you is not your fault. We're all pretty fucken slizzered up here right now. Our b.
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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Your favorite show has likely been cancelled. The movie you were waiting on for years is still in development hell. The video game you wanted is done because the studio laid off three-quarters of its employees. Yet, there is money to spend on an AI actress. I hate it here.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Scorpio: Time to ask yourself if keeping your closest friends in specimen jars is healthy.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Never gets old
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18/04/2026
We got the video of the parachuter at Virginia Tech. They have rescued him at this point and he’s down off the scoreboard. Working to get more info.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My boss: “What have you don’t to lose so much weight?” Me: “I really didn’t think I had, just eating less” Also Me, knowing I lost 25+ pounds:
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a cartoon character named spongebob is smiling and looking over a wall
ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob is smiling and looking over a wall
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KP Upadhyayula @kp11studios.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
James Talerico: “God is non-binary” Christians: “WHAT THE FUCK NO HES NOT!!!” Me: Show me is dick Christians: w..what? Me: Show me his divine dick homie. That holy hog. They celestial cock. That pious penis. That sacred schlong.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I saw an Anti-ICE protest of about five people in my East Texas town at lunch. Gave them a thumbs up and a raised fist as I drove past them.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sure let’s endanger the public so that DHS doesn’t get pwned on social media
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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 20/01/2026
I hope he got away for good. 🙏🏾
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/01/2026
i’m noticing that he didn’t deny that he’s a pedophile protecter…
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
WHO DID THIS?!?!?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
One of the most guaranteed epic fails imaginable… too bad “nobody wants this” was taken as a title 😕
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Me watching the Sherrone Moore news cycle:
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a picture of the joker with the words well that escalated quickly .
ALT: a picture of the joker with the words well that escalated quickly .
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
you will be visited by 3 spirits
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
H/t @kdennis21.bsky.social
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
No wonder Kidman divorced him
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
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JeffIsInHell @jeffinistexas.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I know this is governed state by state, but it is fucking creepy as fuck that Rebuplicans think that 15 is "barely legal" Megyn Kelly is fucking gross
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Mik | Graphic Designer + Strategist @oksoboom.blacksky.app · 13/11/2025
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.
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