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Maybe Jeff Callsem

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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 23h
John Dies At The End For Tax Purposes
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The lower subdivided part, called the junk, is one immense honeycomb of oil
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 12/10/2026
they’re going to keep doing this shit as long as there are no consequences
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 12/10/2026
at what point do we begin harassing news outlets about not covering these things that would have been weeks of coverage under a Democratic president
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
but furreal what if Lanterns just straight up becomes DC Game Of Thrones on HBO? because there’s a bounty of batshit crazy places it can go from here
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and theyyyyyyyyyy STINK!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As always. Real easy to get that dub. The people love this
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is horrifying Tuskegee-level shit.
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
classic “Revenge Game: Act I” arc
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
And this is why she should have stayed in jail www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Election deniers Cleta Mitchell and Tina Peters want Trump’s commerce secretary to seize voting machines
The problem? No federal official can seize control of election administration from the states and counties, who hold the power run elections under the U.S. Constitution.
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when Hal Jordan is King Lear #Lanterns #Learnterns
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're a teacher, thank you. You make the world a better place.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Purple Texas is everyone's problem now
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/10/2026
oh so it's defund the police now?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
If I had to pick a favorite kind of conflict? It’s gotta be internecine
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"lol cowboys" forever ... this is still a beautiful country
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Charlie Becker is the white Larry Bird my god
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been wondering when we might see more of this. All the industries conservatives pretend to love rely on the labor that ICE is trying to drive out.
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yooooooooooo what’s up with that horny as hell eckrich’s ad?
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it)
opening titles to LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS that read: "on the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence"
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one idea i have is for more than six guys to own every media company on earth. i’m only spitballing.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, I'll be damned. They finally found a spine.
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it “some” or is it “lots”? I get it: It’s so hard to qualify that which can be quantified and whose headlines can even be bothered to be remotely accurate and instructive in today’s climate, ammirite?
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not being able to buy your way out of ads is almost the ultimate in enshittification of television.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t want to be dramatic but: tonight’s game will determine whether Ole Miss or LSU fans are destined for hell
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SkyFam, I just irresponsibly housed an entire O”Henry Bar… …did y’all know how aptly named that shit is?
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ROBERT FROST COULD NEVER!!!
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
well, to be fair, should one lose three fingers and/or toes…
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI literally telling ICE to conceal what they do for a living if they ever want to find someone willing to date them and centrist Dems somehow can't just say Abolish ICE as the platform. Like who are you pitching if you're worried about how Abolish ICE sounds? Lol
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’ve downplayed the fact that climate change killed David Lynch.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bootlicking will not save you.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when Jake Tapper dug in his heels to defend Fox News when Obama dared to move them to the second row of the press room? Well, now that the roles have reversed, I'm sure that Fox News will -- come on, stop laughing, let me finish
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It would be so funny if Dan Campbell turns out to be a Sirianni who is only good because of a coordinator
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
so yeah these all-white Broncos helmets are just all of the suck
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s not NFL season until I see Eagles fans cursing God because their team won
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/09/2026
Democrats are not entitled to our votes. If they want want them, they have to meet us where we're at. If you don't like it, get better policy positions on trans people.
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Traveling Pilsburys
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 13/09/2026
There it is. That's how you do it. You don't "have to" do a goddamn thing with this stupid framing except reject it and point out how it's an obvious distraction from the things that matter. Anything less than this is capitulation.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/09/2026
if you're losing the dipshit rogan bros you're cooked
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Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drew Lock is not how does on put it … …it?
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bluesky Elder
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
I can’t wait to read the NYT op-ed from Renee Good’s wife about grief on the one year anniversary of her death. Surely the NYT will extend the same grace to Becca Good—whose partner died protesting against state power—as it has to Erica Kirk—whose partner died defending white supremacy
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Happy Labor Day!
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