Elevating the classic for Hemingway’s new look.

‘She's playing a long ideological game here.’

And how we can fix it. Maybe!

If you are an American citizen living abroad, you have the right to vote. And you still have time.

Loathsome bully cowards.

Morning news roundup!

Trump’s so awful that EVERYBODY is sick of Republicans. Including some Republicans!

For holy warriors!

Six to twelve inches is a lot bigger than I was originally led to believe!

No beardos! No weirdos! Testosterone cowboys! WHEEE!

We accept.

Morning news roundup!

MAGA dorks outraged there is a white gamer guy in her ‘welfare-to-work’ ad.

Surprise! Nevada has zero noncitizen voters, down from an initial estimate of 15,000.

Do not resuscitate campaign.

That guy’s a idiot.

Tommy Tuberville, relinquish your crown!

Morning news roundup!

Dangit, is it all falling apart?

Former Republican mayoral candidate Gaea Powell found guilty on eight counts related to voter fraud.

Nannystaters want to take away your reproductive rights again.

Also: women laughing at salad.

The consequences of turning a huge agency over to a yutz. See also Hegseth, Peter.

Trump loyalist Kurt Olsen has resigned from the 'grand conspiracy' probe in Miami, along with at least six other prosecutors assigned to the investigation.

Just asking.

Just another day of horrible people using people’s desperation for propaganda purposes.

Oh boy Republicans sure do hate communists.

Don’t make a “home bar”. Make this. And some drinks.

Bread and roses!

Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate, and more!

Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate, and more!

Nevermind the maternal and infant mortality rates.

Le code c’est moi.

You can make it up!

Good morning, it’s your news roundup!

We’re sure this story won’t get any stupider.

And other California voting conspiracy theory scandals.

Bad faith bad faith!

A former student has filed a lawsuit against the university for the way they handled her assault.

This is your captain yiffing.

It’s your morning tabs and things!

Also says artificial intelligence is now SUPER Intelligence, and you must comply.

Fuck ICE.

Fuck ICE.

Oh yeah they’re panicking.

Well, some of them are.