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Cassandra

@jcankash.bsky.social
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Told you so. Part mermaid, part nerd. Keep me near the ocean with good WiFi and all will be well with the world.

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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Giving Lil Nicky
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a man with horns on his head is talking to a woman and says `` you 're such a handsome boy '' .
ALT: a man with horns on his head is talking to a woman and says `` you 're such a handsome boy '' .
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This ain’t even about footsteps …
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It’s that “GO!” that I have a hard time getting into…
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
*stares at you in executive dysfunction*
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/07/2025
Whewwwww I feel this SO IN MY BONES
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jace cavacini @dysamoria.com · 02/07/2025
LLMs are not search engines. It is very important that people understand this fact.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
sorry about my language i accidentally read books
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Sigh
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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Of course I'm nice. I could only fill a mid-sized cemetery with the people who are dead to me.
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Fly like an eagle…
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Elon saying he’s going to reprogram his chatbot’s view of history is a perfect example of why these kinds of AI products aren’t the neutral “tools” people always defend them as. They’re little political projects reflecting the ideologies of their creators
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OKSOTHICK. @sayitaintsoph.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Being overstimulated by your period is something that doesn’t get talked about enough.
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Can confirm this feeling is absolutely contagious
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
You need to see the comments…..
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
All these fronts bout the place causing problems
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I will tell you when my light come back again
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Red cabbage would also like a word.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Have you tried eating a truly unsafe amount of tortilla chips and salsa to fix your problems
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don’t see any smoke in the distance so I’m guessing you have not yet burned the house to the ground
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hidden camera video gotta go along with it cause these kids be too dramatic for their own good sometimes and I KNOW your nerves are over it 🤗🤗🤗
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Did this with mine and my friend’s kids and now I’m the fav aunty cause “Aunty Killy is nuts” (none of them could say Kimmy)… and now I get to do it to my niece much to my sister’s dismay.. it is SO much fun
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Party pooper (but yesss absolutely naughty business)
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Magic, duh
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a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Here’s a good option through the post office … jamaicapost.gov.jm/products/zip... Hope it helps
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Zipmail | Jamaica Post
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Zach Stafford @zachstafford.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Straight men remain the most emotional people in the world.
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If only we didn’t have an OSHA law that addresses this kind of thing just languishing …
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 31/05/2025
Black text on white background reading: Long story short, it was a bad time. Long story short, I survived.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Showing up at a crime scene with two cups of coffee and handing one to the officer in charge while asking him, “So, what do we have here?” is only appropriate if you’re a cop. I know that now.
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BadRedhead Media, LLC / Rachel Thompson / RachelintheOC @badredheadmedia.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I own that.
People who read: dressy, classy, cultured. 

People who write (aka, me): frazzled, jammies, pens everywhere...
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Brett in Miami @bretthalsey.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
People who get upset with you for setting boundaries are the same people who were benefitting from you having none.
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ana•stasia | ⚢ | co @ohmystass.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
when people can’t control you, they will try to control how other people see you.
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This has been my entire morning *sigh*
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I’ve read it twice and I’m going back in because WHUT?
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
sit down sir, I have tattoos older then you
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I can just picture it lol
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
They should do this here … but they won’t … *sigh*
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 23/05/2025
People moving weird ain't new. But people feeling comfortable moving weird is a very recent thing. Being weird is not what I'm talking about. I said "moving weird." And if you're not 100% sure what that means, then this post isn't for you. Learn to be ok with that.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Involving young people in their local community decision making has a huge positive impact on them and their communities? Maybe there's a broader lesson here about how we should shape our democratic systems 🤔
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’m really tired of this thunderdome live we all living
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Cassandra @jcankash.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Was that a whole ass U TURN?!
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
One of the kindest things you can do for a person is cook for them. Or give them seven million dollars.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The heart wants what it wants: A human body to live in
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 21/05/2025
I have a pretty standard way of responding when someone likes something that I don’t. I leave them be to enjoy themselves and be happy. If I’m curious, we’re friends, and it’s appropriate, then maybe I’ll ask them what about that thing really makes them happy? Maybe I’m missing something great!
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Bertitude @kaiel.me · 21/05/2025
This is the easiest problem to solve. The issue is that the government WANTS to drive up the short term rentals because it’s what they are using to drive the construction. They DGAF. jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news...
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Tourism leaders warn against surge in short-term rentals | News | Jamaica Gleaner
WESTERN BUREAU: Traditional hotels in Kingston and across the Caribbean are sounding the alarm over the unregulated expansion of short-term rental platforms like Airbnb, which they say are siphoning off as much as 30 per cent of business from small...
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
i need yall to stop thinking that shitty people who do shitty things must be doing them because they’re being blackmailed. almost always, they do the shitty things simply because they’re shitty people.
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
If I post about horror books and you feel inspired to remind me of the horrors of reality and how current events should be plenty of horror for me, see this hand 🤚 and let it silence you. My retreat into fictional horrors are saving me every day. You go do whatever it is you do. Bye bye now.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Great job everyone
The study revealed that AI chatbots actually created new job tasks for 8.4 percent of workers, including some who did not use the tools themselves, offsetting potential time savings. For example, many teachers now spend time detecting whether students use ChatGPT for homework, while other workers review AI output quality or attempt to craft effective prompts.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 16/05/2025
New guidelines urge doctors to “not underestimate the pain experienced by patients” during the IUD insertion procedure and outlined a range of pain management options. nyti.ms/4ktIOjf
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