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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 23m
*sighs* I stand with Jose Canseco
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 51m
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Micah @rincewind.run · 1h
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 8h
Happened to me. I think it helped me enjoy craft beer more too. Most “debates” on weed at this point is just fear mongering and I think that’s true of a lot of other subjects at present
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Least hard thing to do and many places incapable of doing it. Makes you think (not really)
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the goalposts for being an effective or "efficient" person just change with tech advances so there's nothing AI is going to be able to do that is going to be like: wow, now that the robot does my tasks i have infinite time to sit by the pool
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There will be plenty of time to dissect the Cubs’ failures and path forward in ensuing days, weeks, months but this SD series felt like a reminder that if you don’t secure a bye or home-field advantage in WC, you expose yourself/the team more to the randomness that can happen in a 2-3 game series.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another one of those people where everything I’ve learned about them has been against my will and made my life worse for it
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you get a little too high in the 6th inning of a cubs baseball game
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 30/09/2026
"If you hear in the next 34 days that there is a new security threat you’ve never heard of, one that somehow requires federal law enforcement or the military and not local police, an alarm bell should go off in your brain. Do not let him get away with that."
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plug in anything into Google 2-3 times and you get 2-3 different answers in their AI summary when you refresh the page. This might’ve changed but I don’t use Google search engine anymore.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack white in a cubs shirt looking furious
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s the behavior of people who have nothing else in their life imo
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey I had something like that happen like sophomore year of college and it too was relatively eye opening
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum hits a wide open Kalif Raymond for a TD
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 29/09/2026
Penta has “PAC” written on his boot. #WWERAW
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Justin Steele is currently facing hitters Gabriel Arias, Justin Dean and BJ Murray Jr. at Petco Park as Cubs’ workout gets underway.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

Follow

IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

8:06 PM . Sep 27, 2026 . 18.3K Views
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My takeaway from one (1) day in lower manhattan is everyone here actually wants to live in the Midwest. Or at least romanticize it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve come to realize a lot of people don’t care about anything until it affects them personally and he has deeply fucked up the economy and people’s ability to get jobs and go on vacation. American life has changed in the last two years, materially, and universally for the worse.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the main thing AI is showing is that an awful lot of people have nothing to say about the world or themselves.
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Even the marlins shortstop was laughing at how PCA took stolen base 39
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know I don’t think it says much to the quality of the product they’re “adding to” by making these things. That’s true in all “entertainment” where “ai” videos like this are churned out
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump cost them money & gave them less than nothing to show for it
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Demi for Illinois @demiforillinois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine calling ICE “patriotic” while they’re literally throwing the American flag in the trash… I found this in the trash at Broadview ICE detention center today. Abolish ICE
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The president of the White House Correspondents’ Association is Fox News’ Jacqui Heinrich. She’s married to a Republican congressman, Brian Fitzpatrick. Expecting the WHCA to forcefully fight Trump’s ban on CNN, MSNOW and Politico is like expecting your goldfish to cook your dinner.
People mag photo of Heinrich and Fitzpatrick
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 15 - Frame 51 out of 2738
Season 3 Episode 15 - Frame 51 out of 2738
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the most normal congressional testimony of the last decade
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He’s got more good opinions and principles than he has good songs
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Banned: Macklemore's powerful statement deserves reading. www.instagram.com/p/DdRdsy0m2H...
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a generative AI CEO is telling you something, take it with a grain of salt the size of an iceberg. So if they want regulation now, it is more likely something to do with finances than an immediate existential threat. These dipshits do not care about existential threats other than going bankrupt.
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This time should come again if the internet doesn’t disintegrate as a social space entirely imo
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The internet used to be soooooooo much meaner. If you were too old or too young to be on it all the time during the 2000s, you really can't grasp how much of a change there has been.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I’m glad we don’t have a large contingent of right wing chuds here but it does mean we spend an awful lot of time yelling at each other
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve seen seasons of Chicago bears football where they didn’t score 24 points in a month
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have fun making lots of money at least
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan @jbird2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is already an all-timer of a day to see shit online and it’s barely noon lol
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He is objectively correct to do so, as that is the true legacy of post-9/11 America
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