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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybel-leaf!”

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social Remembering Some Guys when cutting open my ceiling during a remodel. 1992 Dale Sveum Score card. Sure, it was in a return duct and a kid who used to live here could’ve jammed it in there, but my house was built in 1992, so I’m assuming Dale’s cousin worked on my house.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

With Microsoft, it may not be intentional. This is the same company that has yet to move the delete email button away from the flag email for follow up button in Outlook.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Saw this post, looked at the gaps and the stage profile and realized they never had a chance. Tadej was inevitable today.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

And that’s why you don’t let the pigeon drive the bus.

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Either Ken Martin and the Democrats have only raised $465,000 this quarter or this is a very confusing email. Either way, this is a shit subject line.

Email subject:
» sent from Ken Martin's iPhone

Jay — I know it's late, but this can't wait.
I just got out of an emergency meeting with the DNC budget team.
As of 9:55 PM this evening, we're pacing to come up seven percent short of our $500,000 end-of-quarter fundraising goal.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I have an engineering joke, but it’s still in a review cycle.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Most masters cyclists give off dentist vibes.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

@ed3d.net deploying the slow build Final Jeopardy theme just made my day while listening to Normal Men.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

NYTimes is doing age discourse again, but not about Trump who is also often “seen drifting in and out of sleep”.

The New Hork Times

The Judge in the Maduro Case Is 92. All Eyes Will Be on His Stamina.

Judge Alvin K. Hellerstein was seen drifting in and out of sleep in court last year. The case of Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader, will test his endurance.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Now 2-10. Grimace, please save us!

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

June 12, 2024: Grimace throws out the first pitch at the Mets game. Mets go on to have the best record in baseball for the remainder of the season. June 12, 2025: Grimace does not throw out the first pitch for the Mets. The Mets are 2-8 since the .

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Found the @ifbookspod.bsky.social table at Barnes & Noble, but they called it something else…weird.

A collection of self help books on a table

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe

Imagine of Rocinante from The Expanse. Gray ship with orange highlights in front of orange planet.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I mean, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden grind my feet on someone's couch? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie Murphy’s couch.

Last week, I asked Wahl by text — his request - whether Nehemiah was his real name, whether he had ever gone by Nehemiah and whether, as I had been told, he had given the name Nehemiah to get past U.S. Secret Service to visit Donald Trump during last year's Alabama-Georgia football
game.
"You shouldn't believe everything you hear," he said. "I don't know who or what your sources are, but you have some bad information."
After I let him know I had found that old speeding ticket and Tennessee voter registration, he wrote back.
"My first name is Nehemiah, and that's not something I have ever tried to hide," he said.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

17 years since the original implementation date just makes it look like an unnecessary change.

Congress passed the REAL ID Act in 2005 after the 9/11 attacks in 2001 as a way to bolster security screenings at airports. Most of the 9/11 hijackers boarded commercial planes using fraudulent U.S. driver's licenses and state IDs.
The law was originally intended to go into effect in 2008 but has been delayed several times.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Why is Tim Pool on the cover of my new sketchpad?

Sketchpad cover with a man in a gray suit, dark beard, and black winter hat walking in front of a brick building.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Alt headline: David Hogg forces DNC officers to remain neutral in primaries. “DNC Chair Ken Martin is expected to announce a proposal to change the party’s rules to mandate all DNC officers stay neutral in all Democratic primaries”

politico.com

DNC gives David Hogg an ultimatum

DNC Chair Ken Martin is expected to announce a proposal to require DNC officers to stay neutral in all Democratic primaries.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I may have seen the ugliest #cybertruck last weekend.

Cyber truck wrapped in white with 3 spoilers on the back. Also, the asshole parked at the end of the parking lot away from everyone and still couldn’t manage to park within one space

Additional view of the same shitty cyber truck

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Really regretting not buying the JetBlack Victory last Fall. Instead I was on the waitlist for two months just to miss the 1 hour and 22 minutes of availability.

The 1 hour 22 minute that I missed:

From: JetBlack Cycling 7:57 PM
Subject: VICTORY ORDERS NOW OPEN

From: JetBlack Cycling 9:19 PM
Subject: VICTORY SOLD OUT!

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

@mtsw.bsky.social TRUMP TOOK EGG so badly at NJ Costco that they just replaced the eggs with more milk. No empty shelf picture to take.

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

This longer excerpt from Schumer's press office puts into context that Schumer was mocking Trump for caring about the wrong things.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Hmmm…is TikTok scraping BlueSky data for potential connections? I follow @peark.es on here, but have never communicated with him via email or watched his TikTok content (I don’t scroll TikTok. I only view TikToks that are sent to me via text or linked from BSky).

Email stating”George Pearkes is someone who you may know”

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

At that point in the season where Dan Campbell outsmarts himself.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

::Singing at the top my lungs:: It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Of course it’s Peter Baker.

NYTimes headline and subhead:

ANALYSIS
In Pardoning His Son, Biden Echoes Some of Trump's Complaints
President Biden and President-elect Trump now agree on one thing: The Biden Justice Department has been politicized.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Vegetarian Wellingtons complete. 4+ Lbs of mushrooms cleaned.

Vegetarian Wellington in a puff pastry that spells out HAPPY

Slice of Wellington, showing mushrooms and onions inside puff pastry.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

It’s gotta be a crime to have a New York team as the only option to watch at 1 PM.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Roasted Jalapeño Pinto Bean Dip for lunch. Used the immersion blender instead of the food processor because I wanted fewer things to clean.

Pinto bean dip with sliced scallions on top.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

My son just pulled this shit with my daughter, but replace pancakes with Halloween and waffles with Christmas.

Tweet by @BravoCoolee from 2017.
Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

Sunday afternoon touching grass. Checking out @bsky.app IRL app.

Wooden black and blue butterfly cutout at farm.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

@pfrazee.com app feature request, please and thank you. When opening an image to full screen, is it possible to allow rotation? Would allow for easier zooming and reading of text screen shots.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Hi @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social, I think about the wire everyday. Is the wire still where it shouldn’t be?

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