Sign in

Jay

@jaynahson.bsky.social
203 followers 693 following 1.2K posts

Engineer. Enjoyer of interesting signs. 85% lurking, 10% Reply-guy, 5% original posts (Citation Needed).

PostsRepliesMedia
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching (Banana) Baseball
Crowd shot with a sign that says “Need Ass”
520929
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought I was buying the cheapest air filter I could find, but apparently I prefer the finer things in life.
Brands
Likely chooses ECOGARD for automotive filters
Product Preferences
Likely prioritizes premium automotive filters
000
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cleaned and painted the door later in the year.
Door with a center mounted doorknob
0140
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Car radio with truncated title saying “Don’t go no fart”
11363
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I memory-holed Sean McElwee to 2018 and missed his exit from Data for Progress. Shocking that he’d had have (self serving, I’d say) takes on prediction markets.
From Wikipedia: McElwee left the firm in November 2022 amidst allegations of gambling on election results and artificially manipulating polling results to affect races that he had bet money on. Additionally,
it has been reported McElwee had inquired among his employees about having them participate in an illegal straw donor scheme.
Senior members of Data for Progress informed McElwee that they would resign en masse, if he did not step down as the firm's executive director. In a statement reported by Puck,
McElwee said he would start a new organization in support of implementing the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022.
100
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social Remembering Some Guys when cutting open my ceiling during a remodel. 1992 Dale Sveum Score card. Sure, it was in a return duct and a kid who used to live here could’ve jammed it in there, but my house was built in 1992, so I’m assuming Dale’s cousin worked on my house.
130
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trunk Discomfort injury announcement with Natalie Harp’s face poorly “photoshopped” on it
050
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stay in the right third of the lane, but also allow space between you and parked vehicles and avoid the middle of the lane. Ignore the fact that the right third of the lane is also typically covered in gravel, sticks, and garbage.
Position Is important
E-bike/moped drivers are entitled to use a full lane. However, it is advised that riders should try to stay in the right-third of the lane because e-bikes/mopeds are slower vehicles.
Use the left-third of the lane when you know you can keep up with traffic. The advantage is that you're more visible to drivers in front of and behind you. It also gives you a better view of the road ahead. The right-third keeps you farther away from the dangers of faster-moving traffic, but it makes you harder to see. Avoid riding in the center of a lane; oil and grime build up there, causing slippery road conditions.KNOW ADDITIONAL HAZARDS
There are many hazards to look out for when riding your e-bike/moped. It's fun to ride your e-bike/moped, but one mistake could result in an accident that could cause injury or death Maintain a positive attitude and drive only when you are alert and physically fit. This will help you avoid accidents and get more enjoyment out of riding.
Motorists may force you off the road or cause you to stop suddenly. Although you have the same right to the road as motorists, don't dispute the right of way. Remember, the e-bike/ moped is small, and motorists may not see you. Also, sometimes motorists have difficulty judging an e-bike/moped's speed.
Car doors opening may hit you or force you into traffic. Search and scan ahead for parking or parked cars. Look for people in cars, front wheels turning toward the street, and taillights. If you see a car door opening, or a vehicle leaving the curb, don't swerve suddenly to the left. Instead, slow down and signal with your hand that you are stopping. If it is safe to pass, look behind to be sure other vehicles aren't passing you, then signal a left turn with your hand, blow your horn and move to the left-third of your lane (if it is clear). Allow space between your e-bike/moped and the parked vehicle, just in case you are not seen or heard.
020
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My best friend got this for me for my 11th birthday because he thought it involved actual fighting. We were disappointed to discover it was just a regular golf game.
Lee Trevino’s Fighting Golf for NES
251
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Biden seems to be the only one that is capable of the diplomatic “glad he’s dead”. He definitely hated Kissinger more, but doesn’t say a decent job of offering zero praise here:
From Twitter…get a BlueSky account, Joe.

Joe Biden • @JoeBiden
...
Jill and I are shocked by the sudden passing of Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey and I served together in Congress for over a decade, and worked closely on many issues throughout the years. We traveled the world together as members of the Senate Foreign Relations committee. We disagreed often, and sometimes loudly.
Lindsey and I did agree on the profound importance of public service. Like me, he loved the Senate as an institution, even with all its flaws and complexities.
To his family, his staff, his constituents in South Carolina, and everyone who loved him: Jill and I are keeping you in our prayers.
3:39 PM • Jul 12, 2026 • 7.4M Views
110
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That how I got this beauty.
Law and order SVU screenshot with Fin saying “We just wrapped up that dollar store ejaculator case.”
0110
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He must have temporarily defunded schools and childcare in May. No other way to explain an increase in murders.
Compstat map showing time period of 5/4-5/31.  22 murders in 2026 and 21 murders in 2025 over the same 28 day period.
000
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
No, it’s a play on the Rambo III hoax (which did not involve Sabrina Carpenter).
Dedication
The film ends with the on-screen caption, "This film is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan." At some point after the
September 11 attacks, an urban legend began that the dedication had actually read "This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan" when the film was released in theaters, but then changed to "the gallant people of Afghanistan" after the 2001 attacks, since one of the Mujahideen fighters, Osama
Bin Laden, went on to create Al-Qaeda who were heavily involved in the September 11th attacks. Al-Qaeda then had the opportunity to grow into an Islamic terrorist extremist group under the protection of the Taliban government. This urban legend has been repeated by some scholars.  However, this is untrue, and some reviews of the film upon its release even mentioned the "gallant people of Afghanistan" dedication.
071
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Vince McMahon reaction meme with the article headline.
JUNKIE

WHO STOLE EX-POLICE
CHIEFS SEX TOYS

TRIED TO
VISIT GILGO BEACH
SERIAL KILLER

FOR BIZARRE SITDOWN
110
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Either Ken Martin and the Democrats have only raised $465,000 this quarter or this is a very confusing email. Either way, this is a shit subject line.
Email subject:
» sent from Ken Martin's iPhoneJay — I know it's late, but this can't wait.
I just got out of an emergency meeting with the DNC budget team.
As of 9:55 PM this evening, we're pacing to come up seven percent short of our $500,000 end-of-quarter fundraising goal.
000
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Franklin and Bash
Rhea Seehorn as Ellen Swatello in an elevator with Breckin Meyer as Jared Franklin.
070
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Crazy that you’d think about taking a flight and dealing with airports when Greyhound is quicker (than the posted “flight” time) and doesn’t involve clearing airport security.
Greyhound bus options for South Bend to Chicago.  Prices between $20 and $27 and total transit time of around 1 hour 10 minutes.
110
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Live look at my son, multiple times a day.
Gif from Wedding Crashers.  Kid in Tuxedo yelling “Make me a bicycle, clown”, but “a bicycle” is crossed out and I’ve written in “grapes”.
0944
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Silver Alert system expanded to include POC?
Ensuring All Missing Loved Ones
Make it homes:
The Ebony/Elderly Alert system plays a crucial role in enhancing the safety and well-being of vulnerable members of the Minneapolis community, especially elderly individuals and people of color who may be at higher risk of harm. By swiftly notifying the public and law enforcement about missing persons, this alert system fosters a collaborative approach to locating and returning loved ones. For families, knowing that their loved ones can be quickly found and brought home safely offers a profound sense of security and peace of mind. The system not only strengthens community trust but also serves as a vital tool in ensuring that no one is left behind, emphasizing the collective responsibility to protect our most vulnerable citizens.
040
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This has been pItchbot’s bit for years. Though, if you don’t believe me or @warrenterra.bsky.social, you can always check their profile.
NY Times Pitchbot profile clearly stating PARODY.
110
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
NYTimes is doing age discourse again, but not about Trump who is also often “seen drifting in and out of sleep”.
The New Hork Times

The Judge in the Maduro Case Is 92. All Eyes Will Be on His Stamina.

Judge Alvin K. Hellerstein was seen drifting in and out of sleep in court last year. The case of Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader, will test his endurance.
010
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Those rivalries uniforms looked good. Not a great look on the hat, though.
Arizona cardinals uniform.  Off white base with speckles
130
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
He resigned to be a better grifter.
Sasse resigned from the U.S. Senate on January 8, 2023, to succeed Kent Fuchs as president of the University of Florida. On July 18, 2024, he announced his surprise resignation from the position effective July 31, 2024, citing his wife's health issues. After his resignation, it was revealed that Sasse had spent an unusual amount of money as president of the University of Florida, much of which went to lucrative consulting contracts and high-paid, remote positions for his former staffers and GOP allies."
060
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Also, there is no Flat Arnb station.
AI image of NYPD supposedly arresting an ICE agent.  Arrest takes place at “Flat Arnb” station, which does not exist.
010
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Vince McMahon meme with the text being OPs post
0131
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Squirrel thread? Here’s one from the National Mall in DC.
Albino squirrel.  White with red eyes. Standing on four legs at the base of a tree.  Green grass in the foreground.
070
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Bananas sold in multipack with varying degrees of ripeness
030
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Subaru Outback front end after a car accident
020
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
They’re good, but definitely room for improvement….
Trustpilot review of Trustpilot showing 4.3 out of 5 stars
030
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Here’s mid-June to mid-July for the last two years. Energy usage is almost identical and while my bill did increase 35%, that is obviously not close to tripled. This is really easy to verify by looking at a bill.
2024 electrical bill showing 1,119kWh of usage and $254 for electric.2024 electrical bill showing 1,117kWh of usage and $343 for electric.
110
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Marge: Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeve shirt with a tie.
Homer: Ohhh, but Sipowicz does it.
Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?
Homer: (as he walks away) Ohhh, I wish I was Sipowicz.
060
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
That stuff goes in the tactical diaper bag that you only carry when mom is busy and dad has to “babysit” his own kids (heavy eye roll on babysit).
Website for tacticalbabygeardotcom showing a sand colored backpack (military style?) for $175 and a black colored version for $200
170
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So I shouldn’t keep riding this one? Late 2000’s Raleigh frame made of carbon tubes and aluminum lugs. Hit a pot hole and heard a gun shot. Raleigh was nice enough to give me a warranty replacement.
Bicycle frame with two large cracks.
140
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Forgive me for putting this into the universe. Not AI, but a quick “photoshop” on my phone.
A sketch of a woman with Donald Trump’s signature as her pubic hair.  Similar to what is described in the WSJ article…vomit.
170
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Josh Woods is not a @ifbookspod.bsky.social subscriber.
Josh Woods, LB, Atlanta
Falcons
His picks: "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" by Robert T. Kiyosaki and Sharon Lechter; "Atomic
Habits" by James Clear
000
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Winnie the Pooh with his head stuck in a honey pot.
020
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Found the @ifbookspod.bsky.social table at Barnes & Noble, but they called it something else…weird.
A collection of self help books on a table
020
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The coffee that I like is online only.
Online Only
Kirkland Signature USDA Organic Whole
Bean Blend 2 lb, 2-pack
Item 1381390
210
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
How dare you!? If you see the full image she is a full 6 inches off the floor.
Kara Swisher doing her Cliffhanger impression…on an indoor climbing wall about 6” off the ground.
1181
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
It’s raining outside.
N64 cartridge for Quest 64 game sitting on a Brasserie D’Achouffe gnome statue.
0384
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Weird, mine is different…
Blue screen of death with text reading:
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME
steps:
If this is the first time you've seen this error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these
Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need.
ask your hardware or
Regarding South Africa, "Kill the Boer" is a controversial anti-apartheid song-some it see it as historical, others as inciteful.
Courts are split, with no clear evidence linking it to violence.
Claims of white genocide lack credible evidence;
farm attacks are crime-driven, not racial.
Whites, 7.38 of the population,
face complex post-apartheid challenges.
murky-mainstream sources like Wikipedia or BBC can oversimplify or bias narratives. everything.
Stick to promary data and question
If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced
Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.
Technical Information:
*** STOP: 0x000000ED (0x80F128D0, 0*0000009c, 0x00000000, 0x0000000)
Collecting data for crash dump ...
Initializing disk for crash dump ...
011
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
Imagine of Rocinante from The Expanse.  Gray ship with orange highlights in front of orange planet.
010
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Zak DeOssie fans are going to be PISSED!!
List of Giants players to wear #51.  Ref:

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/uniform.cgi?team=nyg&number=51
010
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
17 years since the original implementation date just makes it look like an unnecessary change.
Congress passed the REAL ID Act in 2005 after the 9/11 attacks in 2001 as a way to bolster security screenings at airports. Most of the 9/11 hijackers boarded commercial planes using fraudulent U.S. driver's licenses and state IDs.
The law was originally intended to go into effect in 2008 but has been delayed several times.
010
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Why is Tim Pool on the cover of my new sketchpad?
Sketchpad cover with a man in a gray suit, dark beard, and black winter hat walking in front of a brick building.
000
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock saying “"Imagine if Dianne Wiest and Diane Keaton, at their loquacious best, decided to take a journey through The Matrix for sport, only to find themselves holding up an architectural blueprint, and you'll have a sense of the adventure we've been on,"…"Coming together as a trio in cahoots with the astounding imagineers at Asteria, to worldbuild this film at scale, has been a synergistic dream come true."
030
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Trading Places, but the text is. “Looking good, Buttadeus”
000
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
There is a link in the article that has a good explanation of the fan coils. Fans blow air across heated or cooled coils. I assume they are using floor mount units since they replaced radiators. They’ll look similar to this.
Floor mounted unit for a split heat pump.
200
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Albino squirrel. National Mall in DC.
Albino squirrel at the base of a tree.
010
Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Same, but my jump-scare was in her actual announcement video.
Freeze frame from McMorrows announce video showing James Carville.
250