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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My kids are eligible for the $250, but I hate the idea of having an account with his name on it (even if it gets a name change in 2029). But free money is free money. Regarding additional investments, this article covers it pretty well.

boldin.com

Is a Trump Account Worth It? It Could Leave Your Kid With Less

Beyond the free $1,000, funding a Trump Account can leave your child with less post-tax than a brokerage account, unless you get the Roth conversion right.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybel-leaf!”

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I thought I was buying the cheapest air filter I could find, but apparently I prefer the finer things in life.

Brands
Likely chooses ECOGARD for automotive filters
Product Preferences
Likely prioritizes premium automotive filters

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If I am watching something as soon as the episodes release it is probably monoculture. In this regard GOT was monoculture.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Same for “No way I’m going to Oklahoma.”

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Seems to be app dependent. I tried 3 random apps and the indents were not in the screenshot

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I do because I beat the super smart kids in my school, but I haven’t brought it up in conversation in the past 20+ years because no one (including myself) cares.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No, definitely not an equivalence. Probably poor wording on my part. I think that the dynamic of not speaking up carries over more serious offenses.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You’re absolutely right.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My experience is more with dumb teenage shenanigans (bad ideas, maybe illegal, but not resulting in jail time), but I bet the dynamic is similar when it comes to rape/assault.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also, remind them that their friends may be looking for someone else to be the first to say “this is not a good idea” to defuse the situation. With young men, there’s usually 1 or 2 presenting a bad idea and the other ones go along with it because no one has the guts to say “this is wrong.”

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I clocked that and I think it’s because they thought “Jews for [Candidate]” lands with a hard R when used by Republicans or non-Jews.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wouldn’t the foil trap the ethylene also?

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How do you serve drinks at a bar with this policy? “Previously, patrons were required to wear a well-fitted KN-95 mask ‘or better’ at all times.”

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Leftover Salmon is a deep cut.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This thread talks about it.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Maybe she starts the sex at 11:58 PM to juke the stats and get 2 sex days for each sex event. Also, she can only enjoy a meal if she eats it in the shower.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A whole bunch of unexpected things happening in week one: Giants successfully closing out a half. Arizona winning a game. Murray v McCarthy QB battle won by Carson Wentz.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I cleaned and painted the door later in the year.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

As a Rutgers Alum, I always appreciated “Busting up a Starbucks” because he shouts out Piscataway.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yeah, I may not remember the exact time that I went home and turned on the TV, but I remember where I was, who told me about it, how they told me, etc. I’m not transporting myself to ground zero in my memory.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

For a second, I thought you were economy posting.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This reminds me of a YA novel that has been etched in my brain ever since I saw the cover when I worked at a library.

goodreads.com

2 Young 2 Go 4 Boys

" 2 Young 2 Go 4 Boys is Linda Lewis' delightful preque…

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I got lost riding my bike in Massachusetts. A nice man told me to turn left at the rotary to get where I needed to go. So, I rode straight through a traffic circle looking for a Rotary club, never found the Rotary club, got more lost, and eventually learned a new word.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You can buy USC-C headphones for less than $10.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

That’s how you know it’s actually Tesla management.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Having a “tree guy” just means you spend $2,000-$5,000 every other year to keep giant branches from falling onto your house.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I memory-holed Sean McElwee to 2018 and missed his exit from Data for Progress. Shocking that he’d had have (self serving, I’d say) takes on prediction markets.

From Wikipedia: McElwee left the firm in November 2022 amidst allegations of gambling on election results and artificially manipulating polling results to affect races that he had bet money on. Additionally,
it has been reported McElwee had inquired among his employees about having them participate in an illegal straw donor scheme.
Senior members of Data for Progress informed McElwee that they would resign en masse, if he did not step down as the firm's executive director. In a statement reported by Puck,
McElwee said he would start a new organization in support of implementing the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Where a nightcap traditionally closes down the night, a daycap signals the transition from work to leisure.” Transitioning from work to leisure? That makes me happy. Maybe they can serve daycaps are my new invention, “Happy Hour”.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social Remembering Some Guys when cutting open my ceiling during a remodel. 1992 Dale Sveum Score card. Sure, it was in a return duct and a kid who used to live here could’ve jammed it in there, but my house was built in 1992, so I’m assuming Dale’s cousin worked on my house.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Stay in the right third of the lane, but also allow space between you and parked vehicles and avoid the middle of the lane. Ignore the fact that the right third of the lane is also typically covered in gravel, sticks, and garbage.

Position Is important
E-bike/moped drivers are entitled to use a full lane. However, it is advised that riders should try to stay in the right-third of the lane because e-bikes/mopeds are slower vehicles.
Use the left-third of the lane when you know you can keep up with traffic. The advantage is that you're more visible to drivers in front of and behind you. It also gives you a better view of the road ahead. The right-third keeps you farther away from the dangers of faster-moving traffic, but it makes you harder to see. Avoid riding in the center of a lane; oil and grime build up there, causing slippery road conditions.

KNOW ADDITIONAL HAZARDS
There are many hazards to look out for when riding your e-bike/moped. It's fun to ride your e-bike/moped, but one mistake could result in an accident that could cause injury or death Maintain a positive attitude and drive only when you are alert and physically fit. This will help you avoid accidents and get more enjoyment out of riding.
Motorists may force you off the road or cause you to stop suddenly. Although you have the same right to the road as motorists, don't dispute the right of way. Remember, the e-bike/ moped is small, and motorists may not see you. Also, sometimes motorists have difficulty judging an e-bike/moped's speed.
Car doors opening may hit you or force you into traffic. Search and scan ahead for parking or parked cars. Look for people in cars, front wheels turning toward the street, and taillights. If you see a car door opening, or a vehicle leaving the curb, don't swerve suddenly to the left. Instead, slow down and signal with your hand that you are stopping. If it is safe to pass, look behind to be sure other vehicles aren't passing you, then signal a left turn with your hand, blow your horn and move to the left-third of your lane (if it is clear). Allow space between your e-bike/moped and the parked vehicle, just in case you are not seen or heard.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

With Microsoft, it may not be intentional. This is the same company that has yet to move the delete email button away from the flag email for follow up button in Outlook.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And they showed Kruk getting those digits.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026