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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 6h
Divide and concur — this radical plan from 1920, for "lasting peace" after WW1, proposed uniting central Europe into 24 wedge-shaped cantons which would radiate out from Vienna’s St. Stephen’s Cathedral: publicdomainreview.org/collection/u…
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 9h
100% a legacy defining black eye for Polis that he commuted an unrepentant and malicious person like Peters who is still fixated on trying to disrupt elections, tho. Should earn him an open ended blacklisting from Democratic politics going forward.
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 18h
This is the purest form of America for our class of middle manager email-meeting job guys
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’re also basically buying the drugs on the black market because drug manufacturers won’t supply them. They can’t even legally get a hold of the IV lines, syringes etc. They use compounded pentobarbital because Pfizer won’t sell them sodium thiopental anymore and it doesn’t work the same at all
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Winnie the Pooh, being British, enjoys religious freedom under Article 9 of the European Convention on Human Rights. Few know this
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s gonna be real surprised when he finally goes outside and discovers clouds
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when the freakin hurricane blew this guy over 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avalanche game announcer just said Jared brudner has won 63% of his games, which he then characterized as “3 out of 4”. The hockey mind is beautiful
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@thimoney.bsky.social
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is what Twitter used to be like all the time. “Ice Cube’s son admits he might have a race play thing going on” is some pure, vintage ‘09-‘10 style posting
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a great take considering the first waves of people were mostly Protestant exiles, paupers, widows, indentured servants, and anyone else who pretty much had no choice but to gtfo of Europe. Including my family. Long line of human garbage
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫡
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Burney. @barneydied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YESSSS “who the fuck- like, she wrote BOOKS?” Hahahaha
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god I really wish I could find the old video of the girl sobbing in her car that Helen Keller wasn’t real, legit top 5 funniest things I’ve ever seen
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Florida's club hockey uniform is amazing
Florida Gators club hockey uniform. Gator head logo and trim is gator teeth on breezers and socks and arm bands
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry,
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Worlds most well known pedophile lies about things that won’t happen” is a form of news, I suppose
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally tossing out “maybe if they weren’t dressed like that” in the year of our lord 2026
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still can’t believe Wife Swap was a real show
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am reporting a pause in making of my blueberry pies because they are too yummy. Blueberry pies will come back soon and they will be $400,000. Please report this in the news
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Writing an article called “Don’t You Know About My Daddy’s Car Dealership??” and getting it published in rolling stone
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flying alligator
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When one kid is out of the house so the other one turns into a zen master because there’s no one around to drop kick
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good to see him walking off, no idea which of my organs would have exploded if I got folded in half like that
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is one
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee requires DRIVING A CAR to the interview, likely mowing down a cyclist on the way
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone with that font setting on messages deserves to be bodied into oblivion
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate when Florida might be good again
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no!
No! Mom! Don’t come in! I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash!
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Solemnly] he’ll yeah
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Ctenophores Rock! @ctenophoresrock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Bob. They are a hermaphroditic comb jelly that recently underwent reverse development from adult lobate to larval cydippid, following a period of stress. The event reduced our colony to just Bob. Once our food source stabilized, Bob began to flourish & what was 1 Bob is now 500+ Bobettes! 🦑
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly one of the best use cases for AI. Software and throughput have always been the limiting factors for genomic discovery. The next phase problem is tertiary and quaternary protein folding in a biological environment - impossible to predict and basically no data to train on
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The tomato naming guy went hard on this one
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe the broncos should just take the rest of the year off
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not much what’s up with you
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With what missiles??
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a fucking legend
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Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not joking I can’t stop telling people this, probably at least once a week. “Google blastopores” and so on
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