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Jay Garmon

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writer | husband | father | geek

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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 7h
a white cat in a pope hat with the meme text BLESS THIS POST
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 21h
I have worked at places where everybody is kinda lazy and I have worked at places where everybody at least pretends to love the grind but I’ve never been somewhere that such good work is done by people openly counting down to their next vacation
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 21h
I love the way Andy poses with young women. you are not gonna catch that man slippin!
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h
i hope she divorces him and he spends his miserable life alone which is clearly what he wants
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Matt Arnold @mattarnold.org · 8h
I just don’t understand how you can write “why did she go to the get assaulted house” without immediately reaching the next step “wait why is there a get assaulted house?”
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 8h
Underneath it, these guys think women are suckers for doing the grudge of care work They think women simply don't have the galaxy brain genius to invent technological ways to shirk care work
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 8h
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
Tired: Hasan Piker is bringing down the Democratic Party Wired: The Onion is bringing down the Democratic Party
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 8h
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8h
Universities bring in foreign students ... to undercut the wages of American residents? What? This is exactly backwards. Foreign students subsidize the tuition of American students. I wonder why the VP who follows Nazis online has this all wrong. Probably an innocent, non-racist mistake.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 8h
The far-right's favorite "intellectual" says the quiet part out loud.
A tweet from Curtis Yarvin that says "what if Open AI solves the Jewish problem"
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RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.myatproto.social · 7h
And you are teaching the baby that you care for them, that they deserve your time and attention, that you enjoy their company, that they are a person and not a series of tedious tasks and obligations
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 7h
setting aside that musk is nowhere near this popular, the US is years deep in a pretty massive accountant shortage, a fairly basic fact about the labor market the vice president should know, but doesn’t
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 7h
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 7h
gosh if only somebody had warned you all repeatedly for like 25 consecutive years
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The Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Merger Already Sounds Terrible
The new entertainment giant has an insane plan for how AI can improve the creative process.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 7h
These always remind me of the time I took a tour of the oldest operating jail in the country for a story about DV. I thought we'd have to trick all of the horrible details out of them but they met us with a PR person who advised me to "get a good shot of the barbed wire there."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 7h
"the AI agent can make restaurant reservations" is a really weird use case I always see pop up in writing about the personal assistant programs because this is something already very easily solved by "a website". why does it need to call anyone. all the restaurants are already on the website
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h
Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
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Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social · 7h
Plausible... www.smbc-comics.com/comic/woops
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Woops
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Woops
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Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social · 7h
Hey @502eire.bsky.social, it looks like Jason Falls productized your setlist spreadsheet. ezconcerttracker.com
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EZ Concert Tracker · Your live music history
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John Gallagher @johnrgallagher.bsky.social · 20h
Here is why AI may never write well: it's not a problem to solve.
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 21h
Over time we evolved to a system where students simultaneously compete for admission while institutions compete over enrollment. What has this competition done to benefit either party?
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 11h
Godspeed, ma'am. "Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 22h
This tree is very tall, very old and has clearly Seen Some Things. Also possibly Done Some Things #SpookyNature 🌿
A black and white photo of a big bare tree on a foggy day. It has irregularly shaped and angled branches and is much larger than the trees around it. It looks like it could be some kind of forest spirit.
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 19h
Eric Deters is just really into notes
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Tessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 18h
I feel like giving someone $300k and not getting even “one favor” might actually be the definition of a “sucker.”
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@lartist.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11h
the funny thing about this of course is that "athenian democracy" was a cautionary tale to the framers, who saw it as unstable and prone to demagogues and tyrants like the one rubio works for
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 10h
“She asked the powers at NASA to let her add a safeguard to prevent that error in a real flight, and they laughed it off as too unlikely… When an astronaut did make that blooper during the Apollo 8 mission, it caused necessary navigational data to vanish, and they called Hamilton in to get it back.”
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eric shamow @botmatrix.myatproto.social · 21h
you should not parent because of the things it can do for you but one of the nice side effects of parenting has been healing some of this pain for myself by creating healthier experiences for my kid
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we should bring back the "one computer per household" rule, along with the phrase "i'm going on the computer"
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve talked a fair bit about sobriety aphorisms that don’t work for me but here’s a real truth: “the only drink I can say no to is the first one”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
faculty trade the names of the staff who can actually help us like underground currency. Honestly, we should make actual trading cards one of these days. "JARED S." HOBBIES: GARDENING, FANTASY FOOTBALL ABILITIES: DEFEATING CONCUR, FAST-TRACKING REIMBURSEMENT WEAKNESSES: UNDERPAID, OVERWORKED
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sadly, evergreen
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Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"If we prosecute all the bad actors in the Trump admin, the GOP will just retaliate when they return to power, and we'll never get anything done again." 1) There is no world where the GOP returns to pre-Trump norms, period. 2) You're arguing for a Heckler's Veto. 3) You're cowards.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i do think it's worth stopping for a moment to recognize how extraordinary and how fucked up it is that this sentence exists.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Jay Garmon @jaygarmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Opus 5.5 has some notes on its user(s). www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/c...
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Louise Seamster @louiseseamster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People keep thinking they can automate the type of admin work often done by women... bc they think their institution is a machine and not a brain. They think it can be recreated as a set of tasks executed w/ rules, and that we can skip the parts relying on relationships, memory, and judgment.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are going to erase the national debt by selling chances to destroy Trump shit with a sledgehammer
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
according to the garbage BMI metric I am no longer obese I am merely overweight 🥳 (no more line jumping for pandemic vaccines 👎) and I also crossed 100lbs lost since starting a GLP so here is the unhinged graphic for that
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thin of patience, thick of thigh
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker.
Atelier Missor, active since 2021, describes itself on X as a “classical foundry in Paris, on its way to building a new Rome.” Its founder, Missor Movahed Ghaleh Nouri, has claimed he was drawn to pursue classical sculpture after receiving a vision of Napoleon I while wandering the Place Vendôme in Paris. His staff wear identical tan suspenders, billowy shirts, and unkempt facial hair, and—per previous versions of their website—spent much of the first half of the 2020s producing bronze and clay busts of such figures as (of course) Napoleon, Nietzsche, and Jordan Peterson.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
McKenzie Scott is a good case study that showcases we should tax the hell out of billionaires. She got $36billion, has given away like $25-$26billion and she is still worth around $35billion. There’s no reason for this to be happening while people are starving.
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