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The Dalai Parton

@jasonbiffle.bsky.social
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Half-demon, half-Mephistopheles, already knows the tenor of life's darkest secrets. Professional Mad Max, Pumpkaboo enthusiast. 🌈 he/him

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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 18h
I have never seen it, and now I will.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So excited. Doing a rewatch of s1 before I start this one up in a few weeks probably, but this and Harjo's previous Reservation Dogs remain some of my favorite shows of the last decade.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, she's 3 for 3 in my book. I have no real attachment to this property whatsoever. Never read the books, saw that first movie 20 years ago, liked it, then never thought about it again. Fully expect it to be the focus of culture war shit next year. I'm intrigued!
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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will always repost this whenever I see it
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
“this concoction is a sickly sweet flavor we like to call ‘the event horizon.’ it will make you blind. when light returns, you will see Hell Itself.’l
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
“we call this flavor ‘the shoggoth.’ it opens the mind to non-euclidian geometry. it drove three of our top technicians to madness.”
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh man, this takes me back. I was never a big GIJoe kid, but we did have this movie on VHS, and it rocked so much.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loved this one
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHILD'S PLAY 2 My now husband really brought around to the series nearly 30 yesrs latet, and now I love it.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
these fucking ghouls should never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This might be slightly older (I don't have kids myself), but Michael Daugherty's KRAMPUS feels like fun gateway horror for youngins interested in horror.
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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Robert Daniels @812filmreviews.com · 28/09/2026
“A devastating and heartbreaking kaiju movie, Godzilla Minus Zero is a towering epic of destructive proportions.” My review of GODZILLA MINUS ZERO via Screen Daily
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‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ review: Towering monster sequel amps up the action and raises the emotional stakes
Takashi Yamazaki's epic follow-up to 'Godzilla Minus One' premiered at the New York Film Festival
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We went last night. First time I'd seen it since theaters opening weekend, and my husband's first time in theaters (he hadn't watched anything Marvel until the last few years). It's still a blast to watch and experience, and props for how they managed to wrangle the thing together.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Matt Dailey @mattdailey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
..."Godzilla begins to shuffle away, but Mothra again offers the flower, which Godzilla shyly accepts. Mothra takes their hand then abruptly stops. She runs her proboscis along G's arm and shoulder, then gasps,"You?" Godzilla nods and asks, "You can see now?" As the film fades, Godzilla smiles back.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah And may it keep going as long as it doesn't look down
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn't have this on my radar until I read this. Husband's out of town, so think I'll check this out tomorrow evening.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So good I bought the DVD twice!* *forgotten I already had it the first time
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I still really like this movie. I don't care about the 20 minutes the movie stops to do the Illuminati in the middle, and they really missed out on Strange being tempted by finding happiness in other universes, but they also let Sam Raimi direct, so every set piece has me hooting and hollering.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rewatching DOCTOR STRANGE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS does remind me I've never read Doctor Strange comics and should get on that.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026
Who run Beautytown?
A very old-fashioned yellow shingle for a business called MASTER BLASTER HAIR CARE. I took this picture in Cincinnati, Ohio
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
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Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again he's using the same logic that Maeby applied when she threw away a banana for every dollar she stole out of the register.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The quickest way to a man's heart really IS through the stomach!
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When we got the N64, it came with the pod racing game included and I don't think we were prepared for how much time we'd spend on it as a family.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Has major "we can't just make a Blade movie where he kills a bunch of vampires" energy
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought the special was made as a backdoor pilot? Can't you just.. do it again, but multiple times a year?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Talarico stuff is extremely disappointing. Even putting aside how it’s just wrong, what’s the strategy? Are there really thousands of people on the fence, just waiting for him to throw trans people under the bus? If that’s their big issue, they aren’t voting for him ever anyway.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I turned 39 a few weeks ago, and definitely feel like it's starting to hit. I'd like to get back to boxing or some kind of martial arts again. Read more. Travel again. Find some other creative hobbies beyond just running DnD games.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A+ font choice
The "You Wouldn't Steal A Car" meme template but it says "You Wouldn't Seasonal A Latte"
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I won't lie, at the initial announcement, I was all, wake me up when Majora's Mask gets its remake, and now... it's so beautiful 🥹
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day, y'all.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm here for GODZILLA XXX KONG
things are hot and heavy in a comics panel between Godzilla and King Kong -- they make out while the city burns around and behind them
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh man I missed PROJECT HAIL MARY in theaters but this is a very good reason to push it up to the top of the catch up pile.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
while milo gets to chit chat on TV with clear access to safety and basic needs, the US is flying untold numbers of immigrants to unsafe countries of origin or other countries where they don't speak the language or know anyone.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.
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Marge Simpson: All You Can Do Is Laugh
ALT: Marge Simpson: All You Can Do Is Laugh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tiny Tim was no angel
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's not my favorite but I know in my heart of hearts I identify most with
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Pokemon Snubbull
ALT: Pokemon Snubbull
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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The Dalai Parton @jasonbiffle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Definitely aiming to see this in theaters again before it goes away (after an upcoming week of Dolly and Tim Curry movies). It's so good.
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