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kris hanson

@kris.com.co
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3x dog dad. 1x emmy winner. 2x emmy loser. editor of the instagram ads you hate. sad phoenix suns fan city heights | san diego, ca

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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 3h
The company I've worked at for 10 years that laid me off yesterday has me contracting. I used to have my Slack display name as "Kris (Taylor's Version)" and "Kris (10 Minute Version)". They set me up with a guest account on Slack already and we're off and running.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 23h
I got laid off today from the job I've been at for 10 years. If y'all know of someone looking for a video editor with 10 years of experience, let me know I guess?
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Padres?
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
LET’S FUCKING GO, SAN DIEGO. Everything about this game was just incredible.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joe Musgrove is the first player to appear in sequential postseason games in different seasons with no regular season games in between h/t @EliasSports
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Joe Musgrove, a San Diego native who hasn’t pitched in a game in 2 full years, is warming up in the bullpen to close out this game in the 9th. I might cry.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Tatis told third base coach Bob Henley to GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr. just scored from first base on a STEAL.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Welp. He isn’t gonna do the thing. But my god, what a masterclass by Michael King. If THAT is gonna be his only hit in 7 innings, it doesn’t get any better than that.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Michael King, I swear to God if you do the thing…
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
This angle of Fernando’s lead-off first pitch homer is perfection.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr. and Manny Machado: 3 Cubs: 0
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
MANNY MACHADO CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
Look at these dudes.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
MANNY MACHADO!
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
INJECT THIS INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING VEINS FERNANDO TATIS JR, MY GOD
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
FERNANDO TATIS JR. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
MICHAEL. KING.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
LET’S FUCKING GO, SAN DIEGO
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026
inject this into my motherfucking veins.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 29/09/2026
Happy Padres Playoff Baseball Day to all who celebrate
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 29/09/2026
I was just soooo close to being hit by a USPS truck while using the sidewalk and while my body is happy, my wallet is not.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 27/09/2026
I’m so grateful for my immediate neighbors because only a block away, this apartment is seemingly having a giant party with what I’m pretty sure is live music like 3 times a week (they had this same party last night until at least 1AM)! And right next to them is a house that puts a projector up
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 24/09/2026
Do people not realize that San Diego is the 8th largest city by population in the United States?
In their minds, the Padres' late owner, Peter Seidler, provided the blueprint -- by pouring money into a small-market franchise, elevating the roster to championship contention, turning the ballpark into a destination spot and, after his death, netting a record sale price. Seidler might have absorbed losses along the way, but, in their minds, it was worth it. His peers, they believe, could and should follow.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/09/2026
I cannot get a single damn stream to work. if anyone has a link, DM me
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/09/2026
so... what sites are folks using to watch NFL games this year?
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 17/09/2026
Just walked past a guy in jogging attire, who was indeed jogging, and he was doing it while smoking a cigarette. Dude was in great shape too.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 15/09/2026
clients love to request 30 seconds of information into a :15 second ad and then complain about how the entire thing is sped up by 125%.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 14/09/2026
Kevin Harlan is in peak midseason form with his "It's 4th and La Jolla" call when the Cardinals got the game clinching stop.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 14/09/2026
Feels like a good sign that the Cardinals had what would normally be considered their best win of the season and it’s week 1.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 09/09/2026
Every sunset in San Diego the last 2 weeks has been a banger.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 31/08/2026
Don't tease me like this, Invest 95E.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 28/08/2026
I think he’s much more likely to sign extensions but if Booker signed a max deal in 2030, that’d likely put him at potentially like ~$940M in earnings by age 38. He’d have to play until 40 and would likely need to remain a Sun and get one last friendly deal, but that wouldn’t be a crazy outcome.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 28/08/2026
Here’s a fun fact: through the 2029-30 season, Devin Booker is presently the 4th highest paid player in NBA history. He’s unlikely to hold onto that spot though because most of these guys aren’t signed through 2030.
#spotrac


Thru 2029-30


STATUS


All-Time


PLAYER
EARNINGS
1. Kevin Durant
$591,135,653
2. LeBron James
$589,322,432
3. Stephen Curry
$532,728,665
4. Devin Booker
$519,510,594
5. Paul George
$516,917,026
6. Joel Embiid
$508,943,687
7. James Harden
$508,670,071
8. Anthony Davis
$485,697,532
9. Damian Lillard
$476,912,353
10. Jayson Tatum
$469,471,035
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 25/08/2026
It hit 92 today and humidity right now is 88%. My God.
[DB...
San Diego, CA, USA
74°F
Feels like 76°F
Today Hi/Lo Temp
Hi: 92°F
11:26 AM
Lo: 70°F
6:15 AM
This evening: Clear
Hum
88%
24 hr
0.00 in
Pressure
30.02 in Hg
ESE
0 mph
Sunrise
6:18 AM
Sunset
7:23 PM
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/08/2026
My August NBA hot take is, Steve Nash’s MVPs were so polarizing that he ended up being incredibly underrated amongst general NBA fans.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 19/08/2026
Oh my god, Fernando Tatis Jr.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 16/08/2026
Per the tire guy (and I have no idea how he’d know this), he thinks I was driving around with this in my tire for a while lmao
A tire with a giant nail and washer in it
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 15/08/2026
Amare Stoudemire was acting well before he was in Trainwreck.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People earnestly joining Bluesky in 2023 to talk sports and being greeted by Drew Eubanks discourse
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 09/08/2026
Well, let me tell you how that happens…
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Devin Booker's Smug Shrug at Suns Presser
ALT: Devin Booker's Smug Shrug at Suns Presser
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 06/08/2026
Just walked past a McDonalds and a little girl was walking with her family in front of me. She looked into the completely empty room that used to be where the McDonalds Playplace was and said “oh my god that room would be so cool to play in”. SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 02/08/2026
You know how sometimes you forget that you ever saw a movie? Like you’ll go to watch it, and realize you saw it years ago? Same thing sorta just happened to me, but it was me just now remembering that Trevor Ariza played for the Suns.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 26/07/2026
The most awful thing about taking 3 weeks off from work and literally not working for 24 days straight is, I'm now supposed to like… work again in like 39 hours?
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 23/07/2026
I'm late but shoutout @ianlivingston.bsky.social. That man threw me a life raft.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 23/07/2026
Anyone else think Mel Gibson lowkey looks a little like Saddam Hussein?
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/07/2026
my 65+ bluesky children don't need to thank me. I'm still confused why bluesky kept giving me invite codes in batches of 20 while there was still less than 60,000 people on this app.
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/07/2026
there's certain songs that are great but it feels like you haven't really heard it until you've heard it live. for me, that's Fake Empire by The National. (this was San Diego, 2017)
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kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/07/2026
Idea of a Trump presidency after Beyonce dropped Lemonade felt inconceivable. Like it was a turning point for the nation and the world.
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