kris hanson @kris.com.co · 3hThe company I've worked at for 10 years that laid me off yesterday has me contracting. I used to have my Slack display name as "Kris (Taylor's Version)" and "Kris (10 Minute Version)". They set me up with a guest account on Slack already and we're off and running. 140
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 23hI got laid off today from the job I've been at for 10 years. If y'all know of someone looking for a video editor with 10 years of experience, let me know I guess? 6104
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026LET’S FUCKING GO, SAN DIEGO. Everything about this game was just incredible. 040
Reposted by kris hansonSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Joe Musgrove is the first player to appear in sequential postseason games in different seasons with no regular season games in between h/t @EliasSports 223040
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026Joe Musgrove, a San Diego native who hasn’t pitched in a game in 2 full years, is warming up in the bullpen to close out this game in the 9th. I might cry. 051
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026Tatis told third base coach Bob Henley to GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY 021
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026Welp. He isn’t gonna do the thing. But my god, what a masterclass by Michael King. If THAT is gonna be his only hit in 7 innings, it doesn’t get any better than that. 020
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026This angle of Fernando’s lead-off first pitch homer is perfection. 051
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 30/09/2026INJECT THIS INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING VEINS FERNANDO TATIS JR, MY GOD 020
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 29/09/2026I was just soooo close to being hit by a USPS truck while using the sidewalk and while my body is happy, my wallet is not. 350
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 27/09/2026I’m so grateful for my immediate neighbors because only a block away, this apartment is seemingly having a giant party with what I’m pretty sure is live music like 3 times a week (they had this same party last night until at least 1AM)! And right next to them is a house that puts a projector up 100
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 24/09/2026Do people not realize that San Diego is the 8th largest city by population in the United States? 140
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/09/2026I cannot get a single damn stream to work. if anyone has a link, DM me 200
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/09/2026so... what sites are folks using to watch NFL games this year? 250
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 17/09/2026Just walked past a guy in jogging attire, who was indeed jogging, and he was doing it while smoking a cigarette. Dude was in great shape too. 151
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 15/09/2026clients love to request 30 seconds of information into a :15 second ad and then complain about how the entire thing is sped up by 125%. 240
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 14/09/2026Kevin Harlan is in peak midseason form with his "It's 4th and La Jolla" call when the Cardinals got the game clinching stop. 140
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 14/09/2026Feels like a good sign that the Cardinals had what would normally be considered their best win of the season and it’s week 1. 030
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 09/09/2026Every sunset in San Diego the last 2 weeks has been a banger. 071
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 28/08/2026I think he’s much more likely to sign extensions but if Booker signed a max deal in 2030, that’d likely put him at potentially like ~$940M in earnings by age 38. He’d have to play until 40 and would likely need to remain a Sun and get one last friendly deal, but that wouldn’t be a crazy outcome. 000
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 28/08/2026Here’s a fun fact: through the 2029-30 season, Devin Booker is presently the 4th highest paid player in NBA history. He’s unlikely to hold onto that spot though because most of these guys aren’t signed through 2030. 100
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/08/2026My August NBA hot take is, Steve Nash’s MVPs were so polarizing that he ended up being incredibly underrated amongst general NBA fans. 3110
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 16/08/2026Per the tire guy (and I have no idea how he’d know this), he thinks I was driving around with this in my tire for a while lmao 130
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 15/08/2026Amare Stoudemire was acting well before he was in Trainwreck. 152
Reposted by kris hansonCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People earnestly joining Bluesky in 2023 to talk sports and being greeted by Drew Eubanks discoursestatic.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 2762
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 09/08/2026Well, let me tell you how that happens…static.klipy.comDevin Booker's Smug Shrug at Suns PresserALT: Devin Booker's Smug Shrug at Suns Presser 180
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 06/08/2026Just walked past a McDonalds and a little girl was walking with her family in front of me. She looked into the completely empty room that used to be where the McDonalds Playplace was and said “oh my god that room would be so cool to play in”. SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT ONCE WAS! 170
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 02/08/2026You know how sometimes you forget that you ever saw a movie? Like you’ll go to watch it, and realize you saw it years ago? Same thing sorta just happened to me, but it was me just now remembering that Trevor Ariza played for the Suns. 360
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 26/07/2026The most awful thing about taking 3 weeks off from work and literally not working for 24 days straight is, I'm now supposed to like… work again in like 39 hours? 240
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 23/07/2026I'm late but shoutout @ianlivingston.bsky.social. That man threw me a life raft. 120
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 23/07/2026Anyone else think Mel Gibson lowkey looks a little like Saddam Hussein? 140
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/07/2026my 65+ bluesky children don't need to thank me. I'm still confused why bluesky kept giving me invite codes in batches of 20 while there was still less than 60,000 people on this app. 120
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/07/2026there's certain songs that are great but it feels like you haven't really heard it until you've heard it live. for me, that's Fake Empire by The National. (this was San Diego, 2017) 020
kris hanson @kris.com.co · 20/07/2026Idea of a Trump presidency after Beyonce dropped Lemonade felt inconceivable. Like it was a turning point for the nation and the world. 000