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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴

@pres-stormare.bsky.social
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Founding father, post modern world citizen, Earthling, anarcho-dilettante. He/Him. Append the following to all posts as appropriate: "IMHO" "in Minecraft". Follower of Thembo.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
seems i've been profoundly mishearing some lyrics in "So Haunted" by Cut Copy
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ben Rosen
@ben_rosen
BIGGEST TWIST ENDINGS

3) fight club
2) the sixth sense
1) the song "row row row your boat"
9:22 AM - 4/3/20
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP The Head of Desserts youtu.be/ZSv_FPJsNaw?...
youtu.be
Mad Men "Lady Lazarus" S5E8 - Just taste it!
YouTube video by Aqeel
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s okay to date the school shooter if he’s hot.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fascism is bad but looks cool
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
YOSPOS bicht
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you aren't actively letting your spiders know they are valued roommates we can't be friends
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he will. he will if I post good
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
@QVT
Welcome To Gamestop Says Dad As He Turns My Nintendo
64 Off
9:18 PM • 2011-05-10
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm hootin' and hollerin' @birdrespecter.bsky.social @arif.bsky.social @edzitron.com
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MINUTE DRILL
We Have Never Been More
Back
SEP 19,2026 • 1:28:49
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i was aware how weird and dumb the "rationalists" and their satellites were thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social and aware how weird and dumb the folks in the AI industry thanks to @edzitron.com. now i'm aware that the latter are almost entirely a subset of the former thanks to this podcast episode.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 21/08/2026
the only married news team in the tri-county area
a pen and marker drawing of Jan and Wayne Skylar the channel 5 news team
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" is the only correct response to asinine thought "experiments" like this.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born.
NOW
IS THE TIME OF
MONSTERS
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
EVER DREAM THIS MAN? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams too, or you have any information that can help us identify him, please contact us.
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gah!
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
youtu.be/-rdrkG9nzXw?...
youtu.be
Hot Chocolate High Velocity [4K REMASTER]
YouTube video by N M
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@milesofgray.bsky.social ET home foam
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
good shoot
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Japan is just tightening its lax immigration policies!" Japan's foreign resident population is only 3.4% of its total population and the lowest of any G7 nation already, what lax immigration policies lol
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 28/07/2026
Neuromancer is chillingly relevant today because it asks: what if a guy would rather Die than stop Going Online
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 28/07/2026
Despite being published over 40 years ago, Neuromancer remains the defining sci-fi classic of today because it speaks to eternal, timeless needs: a fast computer and a hot girlfriend
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
of course japan would somehow do a superior timecube😤
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?...
youtu.be
Noisestorm - Crab Rave [Monstercat Release]
YouTube video by Monstercat Instinct
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*infinite screaming*
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Framed #1578 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 framed.wtf i'm suing. contact me jf you want to join the class.
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Don't do any of this.
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 04/07/2026
AHHHHHHH
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
daughter got mad at me for screaming 😢
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i still carry the torch for dubstep
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
existential-dreadnado
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
not to hand anything to Iron Joe, but i feel like Stalinism is largely predicated on believing that "people will choose (to be) Nazis". it's sort of the whole justification for the Stalinist deployment of state violence.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
new boy lunch just dropped
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
crudely drawn comic featuring guy in t-shirt and three swept back hairs in front of a desktop computer

guy: 'say "i am alive"'
computer: '>I AM ALIVE'
guy: 'oh my god.'
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
they’re trying to arrest me for pissing in the reflecting pool. a bunch of cops are chasing me but i’m too fast and my dick is still out and pissing and the piss is landing on their faces as they chase me
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/06/2026
pee it day one with game piss
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
beginning to understand why liberals are so big on reforming institutions instead of dismantling them: those institutions are the only thing keeping them from acting on their powerful bloodlust
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Twitter screenshot from April 2025

Daniel Ahmad
@ZhugeEX
They're calling it the American Century of Humiliation.
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
he's right, you know
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Probability spread looking like Charlie Kirk’s EKG
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
it is wednesneigh my dudes
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Peter Stormare, America's First President🏴🤷‍♀️🏴 @pres-stormare.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
76ers Wilt and Westbrook get it done www.82-0.com/share?id=9sa...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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