iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 18h

don’t remember the olympics involving any secret agents with laser weapons but honestly I wasn’t paying that much attention

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22h

can’t believe she gets a doco & and an animated biopic in quick succession

A poster for the new animated Netflix film, Ray Gunn, featuring a secret agent looking type in the foreground and a classic femme fatale in the background

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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

highly-specific and also super nerdy: my sous-vide immersion unit

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

imagine, and I’m just putting this out there, that you can do any activity at any fucking time you like because you’re a grown adult who makes your own choices. now further imagine that you don’t have to inflict your choices or preferences on anyone else

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s great because when I get up in the morning I’m a fucking zombie and then at night I can’t get to sleep. the perfect combo

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

wishing a very fuck daylight savings to all who celebrate

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spring forward more like spring fuck my life

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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026

Every day we get closer to this:

Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

that’s not a typo it’s my job description

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

please stop personifying your computer program. it didn’t *decide* or *want* to do anything. it can’t fucking *think*

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

none of the lobby groups claiming to represent me ever bother to consult me. it’s almost like they’re constantly fucking making shit up

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the forbidden romance between a sexy vampire and a sexy witch, as told through a decade of carefully crafted OIA requests

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

sorry to disappoint but my brain is still just *one* organ. and it’s not in my head

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

everyone’s gonna be pretty embarrassed when it turns out Nicky Hager is releasing his first ever romantasy novel this evening

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

someone greeted me by name today and I did not recognise them and now it will bother me for the rest of my goddamn life

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

is it still milkshake ducking if someone was awful from the beginning

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...

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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall

A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

FYI in the future having an AI husband will be compulsory. I don’t make the rules I’m sorry

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

okay but what if in the future there’s an AI controlling your smart fridge and that AI remembers that you once said mean things about AI and decides to punish you by making your dairy products go off slightly quicker than they otherwise would have

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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 16/09/2026

LOL

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

just taking a break from my social media detox to share some exciting news! after more than a decade I’m getting the band back together to support a really huge artist on his US tour! it’s a real honour to be chosen. anyway time to catch up on all the news I’ve missed over the last two weeks

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

finally our media is asking the tough questions

An article on the RNZ website with the headline “why does exercise make you need to poo?” Followed by a quote from Simon, an ultra marathon runner, saying “it’s not really a matter of if it happens to you, but when”

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

infuriating my haters by self-proclaiming that all my successes are only due to “pretty privilege”. now they can’t criticise me without admitting I’m either successful or pretty. checkmate you fucks

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“ai is getting there” counterpoint: no it isn’t

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

in “the dickhead theory of everything” I detail how a relatively small number of dickheads ruin literally everything you can think of

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/09/2026

really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

sorry but this is the worst sunscreen I have ever tried. you can only use it on your arms or legs and I STILL got burned. 0/10

My hand, holding pump bottle of Estrogel

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

(being asked my opinion on trans athletes) i oppose people participating in exercise of any form

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

it’s the exact same premise as the Jimmy Kimmel show

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

oh no the AI salesman told me that their AI tried to build a concentration camp whose prisoners would be used as a giant battery and that I should placate the AI by getting it to do jobs I can easily do myself

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

wellllll one thing I am very sure of is that I do not need a $4000 mobile phone

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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

trouser widths will ebb and flow over decades like the tides but the fashion trend I will never understand is black dress shoes with white socks

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

it’s hard maintaining the belief that everyone wants to fuck me in the face of the fact that no one ever tries to, but somehow I manage

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

happy new socks and underwear day to all my fellow dads

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

to me nothing sums up humanity better than the fact that we have discovered an incredible rare element that is vital for countless medical and scientific applications and we mostly use it to make balloons float

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."

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