iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

highly-specific and also super nerdy: my sous-vide immersion unit

also I think that workday is a convention that simply doesn’t exist any more for a plurality of roles but we keep pretending it does for Reasons

it’s always nonsense too. “but what about [insert profession here]?” as if the times we currently do things aren’t already arbitrary

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“but without daylight savings I can’t have a barbecue at 7.30pm” yes you can. you can barbecue at 3am if you want. I don’t give a shit

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

imagine, and I’m just putting this out there, that you can do any activity at any fucking time you like because you’re a grown adult who makes your own choices. now further imagine that you don’t have to inflict your choices or preferences on anyone else

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bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s great because when I get up in the morning I’m a fucking zombie and then at night I can’t get to sleep. the perfect combo

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

wishing a very fuck daylight savings to all who celebrate

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spring forward more like spring fuck my life

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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026

Every day we get closer to this:

Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

brb, updating my work email footer

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

that’s not a typo it’s my job description

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

please stop personifying your computer program. it didn’t *decide* or *want* to do anything. it can’t fucking *think*

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looks like my intel was wrong! it’s gonna be a lot harder to construct erotic roleplay scenarios around the actual book. I’ll do my best though

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a book of leaked emails detailing a century-spanning secret love affair between an ancient demigod and a personified river spirit

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none of the lobby groups claiming to represent me ever bother to consult me. it’s almost like they’re constantly fucking making shit up

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the forbidden romance between a sexy vampire and a sexy witch, as told through a decade of carefully crafted OIA requests

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sorry to disappoint but my brain is still just *one* organ. and it’s not in my head

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everyone’s gonna be pretty embarrassed when it turns out Nicky Hager is releasing his first ever romantasy novel this evening

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Team manu can be pretty persuasive

if it was you then I am sorry. I promise I’m usually better at the whole recognising faces thing. perhaps the dementia is kicking in

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someone greeted me by name today and I did not recognise them and now it will bother me for the rest of my goddamn life

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a flock of black robins keyed my car

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

is it still milkshake ducking if someone was awful from the beginning

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If you’ve got a new electric Porsche you’ve already demonstrated you don’t care about money!

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...

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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall

A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!

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FYI in the future having an AI husband will be compulsory. I don’t make the rules I’m sorry

what if in the future your AI husband remembers your AI scepticism and divorces you and gets the house and custody of the kids

then the AI fridge will add unwanted dairy products to your online grocery order

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