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Jared Crookston

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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please, have one 13-year-old boy review your ad before going wide with it. It'll only take one.
Ad at the mall for injectable vitamins etc that features the business owner holding the product in front of a sign cropped to read Doctor Approved Cock.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Best try at a picture of the eclipse on my phone that doesn't have a huge amount of bloom
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/08/2026
I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of America
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Why the Most Urgent Threat to America Is Actually a Bee
The giant, coordinated movement against them is not enough. Just ask these extremely credible experts.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good grief my musical tastes were different at 14. Haven't thought about this album in decades
Blackhawk debut album
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
autistic people 🤝 trans people > the official policy of the most powerful government on earth is that their existence is a crime that is worse than childhood mortality
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This gave me a lot to think about in regards to my communities, and in particular, church. For all my specific gripes I know that the expectation to form a true community with folks that cause discomfort as described in this post has helped me to be less selfish and hold my judgement better.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thanks again @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jack Gasoline
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Share an 80s movie you will always love
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Better Off Dead: Go That Way Really Fast
Alt: Better Off Dead: Go That Way Really Fast
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not that I think that we need any more words spilled about the Giants pitchers who violated MLB uniform policy last week, but I wrote 3500 of them anyway. On Pride Night, the difference between intent and impact, and what baseball owes to the people who love it. bigwestdugout.com/2026/06/18/w...
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Welcome… With an Asterisk
I have really made an effort over the last few years – no, I swear, I have! – to remove myself from the petty, day-to-day squabbling that politics has become in the social media age. Not because I …
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Easy peasy to subscribe- grateful to support Evan and his team, and grateful for all the careful work they do.
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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙲. 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚗 @charlescmann.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
In what may be the nerdiest history podcast ever, the estimable Virginia Postrel and I have teamed up to recount the history of things you didn't even know *have* a history--beginning with 3 episodes on brushing your teeth, working out, and cooking dinner. Coming soon: blowing your nose!
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Everyday Abundance: The hidden stories behind everyday technologies
Documentary Podcast · Updated Semimonthly · Everyday Abundance explores the hidden histories behind everyday activities and the technologies we don’t even know are technologies. Virginia Postrel and C...
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social knows how that picture of Shatner got published
Comic of an old man talking to a small boy holding a fishbowl, with text: "It's funny, Connor. I used to be demanding of our corporate artists. Change this, do this, don't do that. But as soon as "AI" came out, I'd let any old dogshit go to print. It turned out all I wanted the whole time was to be in charge."
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Jesse to political candidates: this could be us but you playing
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Rural Alberta Advantage Weezer CHVRCHES Courtney Barnett Phoenix The Postal Service The Beths Vampire Weekend Wet Leg
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Fazia Rizvi @faziarizvi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This was an Eid celebration, cancelled at the last minute. It's like cancelling a Christmas gathering. Good food, fancy dresses, family and friends, all the kids get money. This is how fanatical Abbott's government has become. Anti-DEI paved the way for this and there's just not enough pushback.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/05/2026
I get what he's aiming for rhetorically here, but... one thing folks have not commented on a lot is that Zohran talks about *very complex concepts* all the time. And does not often dumb them down. He might explain them simply, but he talks about college seminar topics regularly. Obama did this, too.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Finished this book over the weekend- such a fun and fascinating read! This definitely started to fill a gap in my historical knowledge, since all I previously knew was what anyone learns in high school, plus the occasional fictional movie.
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Waxy.org @waxy.org · 17/04/2026
TasteBuds NYC: every week, two guys spin a wheel of countries and find a restaurant in NYC serving that cuisine, random joy ensues www.youtube.com/@taste...
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TasteBuds NYC
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 15/04/2026
This is absolutely wonderful, set aside some time and some butter to enjoy it.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you see this post a concert photo you took
End of the Phoenix concert where Thomas Mars is crowd surfing and then held upright
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
More mature than what my kid wrote years ago (still hanging on the outside of my office door)
Handwritten sign made by a small child that reads "PLES DO NOT COMe Iin Here or I will PUNCH You In The Fahs"
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In Utah I think most of my field trips were pretty generic (is the capitol building special compared to a different state, really?) but we did go to a mountain man rendezvous one year, where I picked up a rabbit pelt. My wife was in Bitburg on base and had annual field trips to the brewery.
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Moudhy Al-Rashid (she/her) @moudhy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends. It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.
Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My kids convinced me to go out to watch Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie, which is set in Toronto. Came home and followed it up with a screening of Strange Brew to double my Toronto-based comedy exposure.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It was never about fairness in high school sports, it was always about destroying trans people’s lives
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/02/2026
TRUMP CLAIMS: “Prices on everyday goods are falling.” FACT CHECK: Prices on items such as groceries have risen sharply, but it is true that the cost to bribe an American president is the lowest it’s been in decades.
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Maura Quint’s State of the Union Recap
State Of The Union February 24, 2026 Washington, DC 8:52 PM: The State of the Union is opened by House Majority Leader Mike Johnson, who has been r...
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Federico Viticci @viticci.macstories.net · 20/02/2026
blessing your Friday with Such Great Heights (!) covered by CHVRCHES (!!!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzx2...
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Such Great Heights (From "Tell Me Lies (Season 3)")
YouTube video by CHVRCHES - Topic
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
An entirely reasonable question prompted by a show that has never once explained where anyone came from or why they’re still here. #cookiemonster #drwho #elmo #grover #oscar #sesamestreet #snuffleupagus #timelord #vampire #OddNews
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If Oscar the Grouch Is a Time Lord, Then What Is the Rest of Sesame Street?
An entirely reasonable question prompted by a show that has never once explained where anyone came from or why they’re still here.
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Mark Nance @mnance.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just had a Super Bowl halftime where the singer: 1) boasts about the poor place he’s from; 2) boosts the value of agriculture; 3) celebrates small town life; 4) highlights the joy of inter-generational celebrations; and 5) promotes marriage. And tomorrow, the MAGA movement will attack it.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You probably heard that the Tour Down Under was interrupted by kangaroos last week. So I ranked the countries where cycling's top races take place by how much it'd suck to encounter the national animal at full speed on a bike.
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The Countries of the UCI World Tour, Ranked by the Threat their Charismatic Megafauna Pose to…
When you write about a niche sport — and I think it’s fair to call road cycling a niche sport, at least in the United States — there’s…
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 19/01/2026
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Become a Member — Assigned
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I've got my TV set to show artwork from the louvre whenever it's idle. A recent piece of art had me wanting to tell the kids, "You mustn't touch that cruciger! Do you see how it aged that poor baby Jesus? He looks like a tiny man!"
Detail from Jan Van Eyck's The Madonna of Chancellor Rolin. A brunette woman is holding a baby that is holding a globus cruciger. The baby looks like a little old man. A comic from MarriedToTheSea by Drew Toothpaste. There is a woodcut of an elderly-looking boy touching a fringed ottoman, and a woodcut of a woman protectively holding two children by her side, saying "Children! You mustn't touch that ottoman! Do you see how it aged that poor boy? He looks like a tiny man!"
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Do I have any trans followers from Maine who are part of organizing efforts against ICE? I'm in MA and can travel to report on Maine happenings, but I won't unless I can connect with people on the ground who would know my work and have reason to trust that I won't exploit people or sell them out.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 29/12/2025
Thin Desires Are Eating Your Life. “A thick desire is one that changes you in the process of pursuing it. A thin desire is one that doesn’t.” [joanwestenberg.com]
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Thin Desires Are Eating Your Life
The defining experience of our age seems to be hunger.  We’re hungry for more, but we have more than we need.  We’re hungry for less, while more accumulates and multiplies. We’re hungry and we don’t have words to articulate why. We’re hungry, and we’re lacking and we’re wanting. We are
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Bex (she/they) @t-rex-bex.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It really is this simple. Love your kids, family, and neighbors for who they are
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 18/12/2025
Entirely Too Many Thoughts About Wake Up Dead Man. An excellent, long & close read of Wake Up Dead Man, particularly its focus on “religion, faith, and grace”. [reactormag.com]
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Entirely Too Many Thoughts About Wake Up Dead Man - Reactor
Digging in to the nuances of religion, faith, and grace tucked inside the latest Benoit Blanc mystery
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My son is crushed. Quinn is his favorite player.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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a man in a clown costume says hope you enjoy it in front of a group of children
Alt: Weird Al in a clown costume says hope you enjoy it in front of a group of children - UHF
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 04/12/2025
These folks rock. You should follow, read, and - if able - support them.
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Waxy.org @waxy.org · 25/11/2025
Strong Bad Email returns after a 3.5 year break: I love that they're still making these in Flash, played with the Ruffle emulator homestarrunner.com/sbe...
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Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots
The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Next time I'm having a discussion about why Mormons don't drink tea or coffee I'll suggest that the reason is that God is a dentist who wants us to have white teeth.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Here’s where it gets personal for me. When I was 9, I started experiencing suicidal ideation … disinterested in living, and at least some of the time contemplating death and how it might happen … It’s easy to imagine how I would have used programs like these chatbots.
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Perry: How can AI be used ethically when it’s been linked to suicide?
"It’s not on us, on you and me, to use AI ethically or responsibly. It’s on the companies to build safe, reliable, ethical products," David M. Perry writes.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The very best Reuben sandwich I ever had was at the Smallman Street Deli in Pittsburgh.
Reuben sandwich with voodoo chips at the Smallman Street Deli in Pittsburgh.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Please post two characters that bring you happiness It gave me no pleasure to cut this down to two characters.
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two girls in school uniforms are standing next to each other and talking .
Alt: Orla McCool and Erin Quinn from the show Derry Girls.
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Jared Crookston @jaredcrookston.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
While we got very good at eating in the car, I learned how desperately I missed unlimited chips and salsa from a tex-mex place. Buying chips and salsa from the store to eat at home does not scratch the same itch.
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