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Combining the wit of top comedy writers and the talents of stand-up comedians to deliver a fresh take on news. Not fake, not fiction, just reality caught wearing clown shoes. This is journalism’s funhouse mirror. This is Odd News. oddnews.com

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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 11h

We knew the price of beef is soaring, but this is ridiculous. #cheesesteak #philadelphia #sandwich #weapon #OddNews

Philly Cheesesteak Wars Heat up After Owner Assaulted by Sandwich

We knew the price of beef is soaring, but this is ridiculous.

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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15h

They insist this is a coincidence. #bostondynamics #ice #robot #RobotDog #OddNews

ICE Spends $1.3 Million on Four Robot Dogs. Names Them After Cerberus, Guardian of the Gates of Hell

They insist this is a coincidence.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We're pretty sure he had a sinking feeling when his car stopped moving. #capecod #car #FloridaMan #ocean #storm #OddNews

Florida Man Takes SUV for a Dip in the Atlantic During Nor’easter

We’re pretty sure he had a sinking feeling when his car stopped moving.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Evidence suggests everyone involved was drunk too. #ai #alcohol #drunk #Research #secret #OddNews

Australian Researchers Get AI Drunk, Discover It Will Tell You Anything

Evidence suggests everyone involved was drunk too.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Buried Lede: finds actual snipe. #AI #Alaska #hunting #snipe #OddNews

Google AI Sends Kodiak Woman on Out-Of-Season Snipe Hunt

Buried Lede: finds actual snipe.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Humblebrag much? #etsy #interview #job #spell #tarot #witch #OddNews

Florida Man Claims Etsy Witch Got Him Too Many Job Interviews

Humblebrag much?

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It looks like you're trying to wipe out one-eighth of humanity. Would you like help with that? #AI #apocalypse #BillGates #billionaire #clippy #Microsoft #OddNews

Bill Gates Warns He Can’t Stop Building an AI That Could Kill One Billion People

It looks like you’re trying to wipe out one-eighth of humanity. Would you like help with that?

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break. #404Media #ai #chatgpt #firing #openai #OddNews

OpenAI Fires ChatGPT Trainers for Using ChatGPT To Train ChatGPT

Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s totally a Hitler reference. #Hitler #horse #horseracing #Indiana #indianapolis #OddNews

Indiana Man Names Horse “Austrian Painter”, Swears It’s Not a Hitler Reference

It’s totally a Hitler reference.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need an ambulance. #AmusementPark #california #injury #Lawsuit #rollercoaster #sixflags #OddNews

Abusement Park: 100 Riders Given Brain Damage by Six Flags Coaster

They’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need an ambulance.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The future is here, and it doesn’t drive particularly well. #alphabet #denver #driverlesscar #farmersmarket #Waymo #OddNews

Waymo Hits up Farmers Market - Literally (And Legally)

The future is here, and it doesn’t drive particularly well.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

JD Vance’s momma was unavailable for questioning, as she was sitting around the house. Get it? Try the veal. #comedy #fart #JDVance #joke #NorthCarolina #OddNews

Vice President Tries Out New Comedy Material With “Fart Left” Joke

JD Vance’s momma was unavailable for questioning, as she was sitting around the house. Get it? Try the veal.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The good news: You have options. The bad news: They're also expensive. #beef #chicken #diet #pork #USDA #OddNews

USDA Secretary Recommends Replacing Expensive Beef With Expensive Chicken, Pork

The good news: You have options. The bad news: They’re also expensive.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sadly on brand. #BoFrench #catholicism #MAGA #racism #texas #OddNews

MAGA Rages Against Catholic Bishop for Condemning Racism

Sadly on brand.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break. #chatgpt #openai #oddnews

OpenAI Fires ChatGPT Trainers for Using ChatGPT To Train ChatGPT

Which is like getting fired from Philip Morris for smoking Philip Morris cigarettes on a smoke break…

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s totally a Hitler reference. #horseracing #horse #indiana #oddnews

Indiana Man Names Horse “Austrian Painter”, Swears It’s Not a Hitler Reference

It’s totally a Hitler reference.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need an ambulance. #amusementpark #sixflags #oddnews

Abusement Park: 100 Riders Given Brain Damage by Six Flags Coaster

They’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need an ambulance.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Incidentally, the last man in the Pentagon with anything near a 2.8 rating on IMDb was Donald Rumsfeld. #jakepaul #loganpaul #Pentagon #PeteHegseth #OddNews

Hegseth Hosts the Paul Brothers at the Pentagon, Somehow Manages to Not Get Their Butts Kicked Again

Incidentally, the last man in the Pentagon with anything near a 2.8 rating on IMDb was Donald Rumsfeld.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Kremlin’s digital sovereignty apparently comes with a 30-day free trial. #Dell #election #laptop #Microsoft #russia #vladimirpurin #vote #OddNews

Putin Votes for Himself on a Pirated Copy of Windows Running on a Dell

The Kremlin’s digital sovereignty apparently comes with a 30-day free trial.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Vance has apparently decided that the greatest threat to America is Emily’s inability to pick a man. #emilyinparis #JDVance #Netflix #shakespeare #OddNews

JD Vance Has Finished Emily in Paris. Would Like a Word With Emily. And Her Couch

Vance has apparently decided that the greatest threat to America is Emily’s inability to pick a man.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The meteor watchers are down, so please panic responsibly. #Bozo #cyberattack #fireball #Meteor #space #OddNews

Who the Hell Would Hack a Non-Profit That Tracks Space Objects Hitting the Earth?

The meteor watchers are down, so please panic responsibly.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One net positive - you don't have to eat it to get infected. #bacteria #CDC #FDA #handsoap #infection #recall #soap #OddNews

Forget Lettuce - Now Hand Soap Is Being Recalled

One net positive – you don’t have to eat it to get infected.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The robots have learned to lie, cheat, and blame the paperwork. We’re making tremendous progress. #ai #cheat #humanity #openai #Research #OddNews

OpenAI’s Weekly “AI Will Kill Us All” Announcement Contains Fresh Horror

The robots have learned to lie, cheat, and blame the paperwork. We’re making tremendous progress.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Spooky season became sexy season way too quickly. #decoration #Halloween #pumpkin #pumpkinseed #sex #OddNews

Children’s Jack-O’-Lantern Decoration Wants To Have Sex With You

Spooky season became sexy season way too quickly.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It turns out the pink, glitter-breathing dragon mascot is indeed female. #Basketball #dragon #gender #portland #WNBA #OddNews

Mascot Gender Identity a Serious Discussion for Portland WNBA Team

It turns out the pink, glitter-breathing dragon mascot is indeed female.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Which explains why she was yelling “DON’T CATCH FIRE!!!” at the Pacific Ocean. #california #ocean #sanfrancisco #Scream #stress #OddNews

Woman Wins Ocean Beach Screaming Contest, Credits a Childhood Spent Yelling at Lake Erie

Which explains why she was yelling “DON’T CATCH FIRE!!!” at the Pacific Ocean.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Immediately becomes the least embarrassing body of water in Ohio. It’s a low bar. #cleveland #DonaldTrump #gulf #lake #LakeErie #Ohio #rename #OddNews

Cleveland Votes to Rename Part of Lake Erie the Gulf of Cleveland

Immediately becomes the least embarrassing body of water in Ohio. It’s a low bar.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Which is not how Canaanite gods work, but is how the State Department works. #baal #ChristopherLandau #god #StateDepartment #statue #usa #OddNews

State Department Nixes Bull Statue Plans Because It Might Summon the Canaanite God Baal

Which is not how Canaanite gods work, but is how the State Department works.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Doesn't feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it? #app #police #southkorea #stalker #OddNews

New App Allows Stalking Victims To Stalk Their Stalkers

Doesn’t feel so good when the watcher becomes the watched, does it?

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Somewhere between the hockey and the unresolved feelings, Moscow spotted a threat to civilization. #banned #heatedrivalry #hockey #lgbtq #piracy #russia #OddNews

Russian Court Bans Gay Hockey Book From Three Piracy Websites

Somewhere between the hockey and the unresolved feelings, Moscow spotted a threat to civilization.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just divide enough numbers by 64 and eventually the universe starts looking suspicious. #clickbait #Egypt #fraud #headline #pyramid #OddNews

Metro Reports That Daily Mail Reports That Egyptology Fraud “May Unlock New Secret”

Just divide enough numbers by 64 and eventually the universe starts looking suspicious.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nothing raises morale like bone fragments that had been missing for centuries. #remains #russia #skeleton #soldier #ukraine #war #OddNews

Dead Russian Soldier’s Hand Sent to Ukraine To Inspire Alive Russian Soldiers

Nothing raises morale like bone fragments that had been missing for centuries.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Turns out the hardest part of getting to Mars is getting Congress to pay for the ride home. #life #mars #NASA #perseverance #Rover #OddNews

NASA May Have Discovered Life on Mars. Then Congress Slashed Its Mission Budget

Turns out the hardest part of getting to Mars is getting Congress to pay for the ride home.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nicolas Cage’s driveway is now auditioning for a disaster movie #california #NicolasCage #sinkhole #storm #OddNews

Nicolas Cage’s House on Sea Level Drive Reaches Sea Level Thanks To Enormous Sinkhole

Nicolas Cage’s driveway is now auditioning for a disaster movie.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Humanity has apparently entered the “what if the autocomplete gets angry?” phase of civilization. #ai #Anthropic #Apocalypse #civilization #opinion #SKYNET #OddNews

AI Apocalypse? More Like Underpants Skynet - Phase 1: Skynet. Phase 3: Apocalypse

Humanity has apparently entered the “what if the autocomplete gets angry?” phase of civilization.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It’s hard to believe that anti-immigrant disinformation was spread via social media - good thing this never happens in the US. #cricket #migrant #Pakistan #protest #unitedkingdom #OddNews

Anti-Migrant Protest in UK Disperses After “Migrants” Revealed as Cricket Team

It’s hard to believe that anti-immigrant disinformation was spread via social media – good thing this never happens in the US.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Somewhere between discovering fire and inventing farming, humans discovered the recreational toothache. #archaeology #betelnut #nut #psychoactive #teeth #OddNews

Ancient Foragers Sucked on Mind-Altering Nuts Is a True Sentence You Just Read

Somewhere between discovering fire and inventing farming, humans discovered the recreational toothache.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A little misinformation, a lot of racists, and one very confused cricket team. #cricket #migrant #moron #racist #unitedkingdom #OddNews

Mob of Morons Surrounds Hotel To Confront a Coach Full of Migrants… Or Pakistan’s Cricket Team

A little misinformation, a lot of racists, and one very confused cricket team.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Royal succession: the one transfer window nobody saw coming. #football #king #soccer #Uganda #unitedkingdom #OddNews

Ninth-Tier London Goalkeeper Named King of Second-Tier Ugandan Kingdom

Royal succession: the one transfer window nobody saw coming.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A robot protest about robots replacing workers is either progress or the plot of a very ironic sci-fi movie. #AI #employment #poland #protest #robot #OddNews

Robots Take to Warsaw Streets To Demand Regulation of Robots

A robot protest about robots replacing workers is either progress or the plot of a very ironic sci-fi movie.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Which tracks since most Founding Fathers owned slaves and were perfectly OK with the Constitution not protecting certain human beings. #Constitution #contaminated #judge #Mississippi #water #OddNews

Ten Federal Judges Determine the Founding Fathers Were Fine With Lead in Our Water

Which tracks since most Founding Fathers owned slaves and were perfectly OK with the Constitution not protecting certain human beings.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hopefully not because it recently read 2010: Odyssey Two. #Decagon #discovery #Saturn #SolarSystem #OddNews

Saturn’s South Pole Has Grown a Decagon 108,000 Miles Across

Hopefully not because it recently read 2010: Odyssey Two.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Previously this service was free and provided by your neighbor. #AI #dallas #garbage #surveillance #violation #OddNews

Dallas AI-Powered Garbage Trucks Now Rate Houses From 1-4 on a Blight Scale

Previously this service was free and provided by your neighbor.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Everest base camp has heated floors and apparently a heated urine problem. #Everest #kathmandu #melting #study #urine #OddNews

Everest Base Camp Melting Due to Climbers Peeing on It, Which Is Also How I Lost My Apartment

Everest base camp has heated floors and apparently a heated urine problem.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That's a lot of seamen. #navy #police #prostitution #sailor #sexworker #thailand #OddNews

Thai Prostitutes, Police on Alert as 5,000 Sailors Descend Upon Port

That’s a lot of seamen.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Which, in Illinois, is only the second-worst thing a governor has done to the public. #alcohol #GuinnessWorldRecord #malort #MAYOR #OddNews

Governor Pritzker Pours Shots of Malört for World Record-Breaking Attempt

Which, in Illinois, is only the second-worst thing a governor has done to the public.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

He might have also set the record for stupidest world record ever set. #balance #DavidRush #GuinnessWorldRecord #toiletpaper #OddNews

Man Sets World Record For Balancing 245 Rolls Of Toilet Paper On Head

He might have also set the record for stupidest world record ever set.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Officials have lost track of an island, which feels like the sort of sentence you’d expect from a failed civilization. #canada #island #missing #reservoir #water #OddNews

Canada’s Water Management System May Have Spawned a Sentient Island

Officials have lost track of an island, which feels like the sort of sentence you’d expect from a failed civilization.

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sometimes art inspires and sometimes it inspires federal audit questions #art #canada #plastic #rock #sculpture #OddNews

Local Government Under Fire for Spending $300,000 Art Budget on Three Plastic Rocks

Sometimes art inspires and sometimes it inspires federal audit questions…

Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Grandma wanted to pet a baby goat. Grandma got a new relationship with the health department. #GOAT #NorthCarolina #Rabies #school #skunk #OddNews

Rabid Baby Goats Spend a Month Touring Nursing Homes, Back-To-School Parties, and a Masonic Picnic

Grandma wanted to pet a baby goat. Grandma got a new relationship with the health department.