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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 2h
And we cross live now to Facebook, where the sheer power of patriotism is magically changing the colour of paint as it moves from brush/roller to wall
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No pressure but if this gets to a million views, I'll be able to pay the mortgage this month. Thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUv...
youtube.com
Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i always wanted to be a professor of tree nuts, and work in macademia
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Douglas @do0g7e.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another one for you. @smershpod.com
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump and Susan Dell in the Red Room from Twin Peaks.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy 18th birthday, this spider
Text of an email: From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David
This is followed by a crude drawing of a spider with seven legs and a smiley face
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just realised that this joke in The Simpsons is a reference to how often Bart had a blue shirt in merch and the comics
Homer talking to Bart saying “NOW FOR A LITTLE CALMING BLUE.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BLUE SHIRT?”

And Bart saying “-I DON'T HAVE A BLUE SHIRT.”
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I've just flown back from the place where they give your limbs a gender and boy are my arms
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Conan O'Brien Drinks Hot Sauce on Hot Ones
ALT: Conan O'Brien Drinks Hot Sauce on Hot Ones
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😅
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh that’s evil 😅
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Barbarian (2022) Dir: Zach Cregger
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is the 64th anniversary of the London premiere of Dr. No, so it’s time for the story of the theft of not one but two portraits of the Duke of Wellington—because Goya’s portrait of him had been nicked from the National Gallery the previous summer, just 19 days after it went on display
Sean Connery in Dr No’s lair, about to go up a short flight of stairs when he spots a portrait of the Duke of Wellington on a stand. The original had been stolen from the National Gallery the previous year, and this was a joke by the Bond production team
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well done
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Khonri 🫜🎃 @khonri.com · 04/10/2026
I'm feeling attacked by @theonion.com but also 10/10.
"How a Book Becomes A Bestseller, The Onion demystifies the publishing process."

1. Proletariat becomes literate. 
2. Author's creative inspiration flourishes upon marrying spouse with high-earning, unethical job.
3. Author chooses magical being to have sex with, then works backwards.
4. Author lands agent by running full speed into them while holding loose-leaf copy of manuscript.
5. Penguin Random House blackmailed into seven-figure book deal.
6. Editor removes typos and originality.
7. Famous author who hasn't read book reminded they got three glowing blurbs last year from authors who hadn't read theirs.
8. Publisher contacts Merriam-Webster to license all words it's using.
9. Marketing completely misrepresents plot, tone, and author.
10. Terrified independent bookstore owners gamble their razor-thin profit margin on this one.
11. PR firm hires thousands of people through Craigslist to performatively read book on subway.
12. Colman Domingo, contractually obligated to appear in all things, voices audiobook.
13. New York Times oracle nods.
14. Book written for sole purpose of becoming movie becomes movie.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 03/10/2026
An absolute classic of the propaganecdote genre...
Red graphic defining "Propaganecdote (noun) {Propaganda + anecdote}" as "A story stripped of inconvenient facts to serve a political narrative," showing a tweet downplaying a 15-year jail sentence for disabling an ULEZ camera, with a reader-added note explaining the man actually used a homemade bomb that exploded near a child's bedroom and caused damage up to 100m away.
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember having The Tears album Brett & Bernard made in my car and it felt like listening to one of those Best Ofs that Rhino Records would cobble together (complimentary)
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's finally October
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Magic Trick Behind the Scenes with Dog
ALT: Magic Trick Behind the Scenes with Dog
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Reminiscing about one of my favorite days ever with @coverstorydoowop" Singer Chloe Dalzell (@chloe.dalzell) having fun in a street corner performance in New York City with the a cappella group Cover Story Doowop. 'Stand by Me" by Ben E. King. 🎶🎵🎙️ #streetmusic #acapella #doowop #nyc
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 30/09/2026
When Trump does go we need this
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 30/09/2026
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Out of respect, we should all drink a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt
Richie & Eddie toasting their Esther Rantzen cocktails
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ThingsIJustSawOnline
Graffiti that says ‘GARETH GATES IS
75% LUNCHEON MEAT & 25% 2ND CLASS
STAMPS.’
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sorry for the thousands of people who are losing their pets daily. Just letting you know, my BlueSky feed is absolutely full of these messages. It's getting too depressing to open it.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait for Mick Herron to bring together the Danny Tommo A-plot and the RAF Fairford B-plot in an unexpected but satisfying way.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/09/2026
journalists: please read my article about how yet another tech genius is revolutionising your cultural intake by tailoring your recommendations algorithmically according to your bespoke tastes! also journalists: what do you mean you haven’t heard my favourite song. why are you lying to me
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hooray, thoughts
p1: “Finally, some time alone with my thoughts.”

p2:

p3:

p4: “This is horrible.”
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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James Marshall @jamesmarshall42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awww! 🥰
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio? Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles N: Hobbits? Oh dad, you know they play merry hell with your digestion
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't be the ony one that tells their pet, "I'll be back soon" when I leave the house.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
David Ellison always looks like he’s on the receiving end of a slow motion punch in a Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes film
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need to reboot Murder She Wrote
Heather matarazzo reveals she may lose health insurance if she doesn't work again soon
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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