iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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going to my local orgy dressed up as the most authoritative woman i can be me, dressed as a ref: *fweeeet* foul! cum on hair, 3 hours in a chastity cage

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 12h

yep. there it is.

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 13h

if your blood could be any color what would you choose

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works: O = it's Off I = It's on

a black switch with one side labeled O and the other labeled I. the I is depressed

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if you ever have trouble telling left from right, just look at a keyboard R = resting over here on the left side L = lying over here on the right side

a standard qwerty computer keyboard, with the R and L keys circled

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 13h

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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 17h

the trans people in sports debate is actually very exemplary here because on one side you have all the arguments and on the other side you have cis people who feel like men must be superior because god created them that way

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maddie horsey davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 14h

horseys are a type of dog (vegetarian)

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WILL @slut4s8an.bsky.social · 21h

if god wanted me to drink water then why did he invent dr pepper

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Shopping is colonialism but we're not ready for that conversation.

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 21h

y’all think this is a touring act or what?

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21h

im imagining seeing this fit on a hanger for sale in a thrift store and trying but failing to figure out how to put it on in the dressing room

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21h

actually would this just be one pant… much to think about

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21h

i genuinely would not be surprised if u owned those pants

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21h

i suspect that the language in question may be found on the posts from before the change, not after

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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.aboveall.love · 22h

pat sajak JOI

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22h

i still #need to do a link disguised as a girl cosplay sometime

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22h

did u literally like 15m ago change your account language from french to english bc i just noticed bot tan not speaking french

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

btw she woke up and strip-teased to avenged sevenfold hail to the king. in case u were wondering what having a jade gf is like

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

u r one of very few people on this website who have probably seen me asleep like this!

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

i am here because i was wondering if inter-city traffic ever got particularly heavy in the olden days. would u be passing lots of ppl usually? not very many? i have no idea personally

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

now it’s important to note that quora is enshittified heavily, and not only is this answer not even a reply to this particular question, but it won’t even show me the replies to this question!

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

me when i have brainworms: “no u don’t understand im actually right about this and no one else gets it” me when my friends have brainworms: “you are so blatantly wrong right now that i think you may genuinely be losing your mind”

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/10/2026

it's a shame they only invented trans men in 2010. 14th century italian painters would've gone crazy for this shit.

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David Mohring @nzheretic.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Taken: 9 September 2026 (8:18pm – 10:13pm) "I estimate there are approximately 14,000 satellite trail appearances across the 578 photographs. These aren't necessarily 14,000 different satellites, as the same satellite can appear in multiple exposures." "This is NOT AI-generated." #Kikorangi #nzpol

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14,000 Satellite Trails over Mt Taranaki — BRENDAN LARSEN PHOTOGRAPHY

14,000 satellite trails over Mt Taranaki, New Zealand. An extraordinary astrophotography composite created from 578 photos and 45 hours of editing. Fine art prints.

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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 16/10/2026

same size shoe gf

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

i bet both of my boobs together weigh 2 pounds give or take

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 17/10/2026

it’s straight to piss standing up, but it’s gay to piss sitting down, so naturally i do secret third thing

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

little known fact, if everyone believes really hard like tinkerbell then my boobs will grow several pounds heavier

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

the average axolotl population survey for the past several surveys has found 0 axolotls with a few interspersed where they found some

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

it’s so interesting to me that axolotls get so much press but it’s not always communicated very well that they 1. are super crazy endangered and 2. aren’t pink in the wild

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 16/10/2026

japanese personal pronouns and honorifics rock so hard tbqh

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