jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 49mI like to tell elaborate, obviously fabricated, injury stories. 010
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 3hMid 40s for me for sure. Currently laid up with back pain from bending over to get something out of a lower bathroom drawer. 140
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialgeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 10/10/2026what i want out of the next two years of an at least partially democrat-controlled congress is robust dossiers on every criminal in this administration ready for relevant agency heads and state governments at 12pm on january 20, 2028. impeachments are one avenue to help build them 828837
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialMother Jones @motherjones.com · 03/10/2026In 2024, Utah Governor Spencer Cox signed one of the country’s most extreme book-banning laws—a decision that’s now coming back to haunt him as he tries to get people to buy his own book.motherjones.comBook-banning GOP governor wants you to buy his bookUtah Gov. Spencer Cox is promoting himself as a "peacemaker." 1716545
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day. 151035256
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If your watch doesn’t have tiny hand-folded origami creations on the dial do you even like watches?tiktok.comUnfolding Wonders Through Micro-Origami Miniature manta rays swirl across a deep-blue background in the Oraygami watch. This breathtaking micro-origami technique, part of Vacheron Constantin's "One o...TikTok video by Vacheron Constantin 010
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1875591486
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well to be fair this is what economically anxious voters in rural Michigan voted for. 1025925
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is Inverness worth the trip up there? We visited Scotland for the first time this year and loved it but didn’t make it that far north. 110
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026Oh my. The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space. Our planet, putting on a show ✨ 20687170
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I’m so corrupt that $400k means virtually nothing to me” 120
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How is MAGA any different than the Taliban who blew up the Buddha of Bamiyan? 010
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year! 171159243
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We had to rewind to make sure it wasn’t Jack Black 111
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LDS church is moving towards an ultra-conservative evangelical-type abortion stance after a more moderate stance for years 000
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Request information about a federal water crossing permit, receive the nuclear football instead. 000
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claude how do I “wipe my ass?” 1961546
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113623091
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve got a pond next to the dump and it’s actually great 000
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596013538
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen 743214445
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026getting kicked out of the LOTR book club for pronouncing gollum with a soft g 84102497
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He could be a huge weapon in the playoffs, which normally have shorter starts and more long relievers, if he can keep this going. 000
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now go check out a cassowary it’s insane (not you Ville, I’m sure you know) 001
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Incredible season especially given that offense is down generally and so many top players had down years. 020
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialStereogum @stereogum.com · 24/09/2026‘Pinkerton’ came out 30 years ago today. 💿 What’s your favorite track? 2817417
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialRed Sox @redsox.com · 22/09/2026Now a word from our skipper. 48511
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They will both be in the form of triumphal arches. 000
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The only “negotiating” strategy he’s ever employed in any situation is public threats but literally no one is afraid of him or takes him seriously. 000
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026new toon: large language muddle www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comLarge language muddleA cartoon by Tom Tomorrow. 21537169
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 13153691943
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know they would never, but how great would it be if the press collectively decided to continue this TV silence for the rest of Trumps term 050
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So I’ve started getting into watches. There are really great quality watches for almost any income level. And I’m no engineer but mechanical watches have just fascinating guts to them. It’s a fun distraction as I become firmly entrenched in middle age. 010
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347861234
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Suboptimal that the president is a fucking moron. 1953862610
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Don Jr clearly has enough money to pay for his own wedding. But the family motto is to never pay for anything if you can avoid it, especially when there are bribe opportunities on the table. 411450327
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundationthedailybeast.comJD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist DogwhistleThe vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash. 3396055818
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is literally the party of pedophiles 000
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating. 1732678388
jacobschip.bsky.social @jacobschip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labor Day and Memorial Day should be changed to Friday. I want the holiday night to be a weekend. 000
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026they should be shown this photo on tv and after their denials and dismissals shown a photo of him heiling the second time and asked to explain that one too 11897164
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialWe Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS 471888773
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/09/2026One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of 2667440
Reposted by @jacobschip.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them 7353341053
