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furry hater @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 23h
How to clear a stuffy nose? From sources across the web:
- A picture of a humidifier, telling you to use a humidifier
- A picture of a pillow, telling you to elevate your head
- A picture of some nasal decongestant, telling you to use decongestant
- Valve Corporation's Steam logo, telling you to inhale Steam
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 22h
Maybe the live action grinch movie, especially since every Christmas event my family would go to there would always be someone in a grinch costume
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Jim Carrey as The Grinch Screaming
ALT: Jim Carrey as The Grinch Screaming
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Wars galactic racer will be an instant buy for me if there’s a split screen update, or some way to play with friends that don’t own the game
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was shot by ICE 10 days ago. The bullet is still lodged in his back. He’s been forced to sleep on the floor and hasn’t been given medication, according to his attorney. Now DHS is claiming he assaulted an agent. Can we trust anything DHS says given its track record?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Kayla 💛 @kobcritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
felt very moved by this trail cam
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CNN @cnn.com · 29/09/2026
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation. cnn.it/4huSk5M
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Privacy Invasion Labubu
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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Bleak⋆Squeak @bleaksqueak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Minmo is Legend
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LEGO Astro Bot set - available as free gift with purchase with LEGO PlayStation on Oct 1st ($179.99) Astro Bot buff.ly/tYzWkIX PlayStation buff.ly/GMEKpe7 #ad
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 24/09/2026
Unreal Engine announces new AI-powered "Epicness Meter", will no longer license the engine for games which do not score high. "they've been making lot of dogshit with our engine recently and we're gonna lose our trademark dude fuuuck" - Tim Sweeney, Founder, Epic Games
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/09/2026
I think it's bad that politics is just guys complaining about Posts now
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
James Talarico: ICE shot Wilber Perez in the back while he was making food deliveries, leaving him on a prison cell floor with a bullet lodged in his back. How does paralyzing a DoorDash driver make anyone safe?
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Danny Devito has hidden 5 Golden Tickets in bottles of his Limoncello liqueur and is inviting whichever lucky children find them to come and tour his factory and be in with a chance of winning a lifetime supply of Limoncello (Source: tinyurl.com/4ya7x66k)
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Mel @petaknasubotu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't wanna do hematology
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
A 36-year-old Costa Rican man whose family says he complained of not receiving proper care for his diabetes is the third detainee in less than six months to die at a U.S.
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Costa Rican man complained of lack of care for diabetes before his death in ICE custody, family says
A 36-year-old Costa Rican man whose family says he complained of not receiving proper care for his diabetes is the third detainee in less than six months to die at a U.S.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love how this implies the ABC song has "fans"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
-When I grew up watching TV there were ads, but we paid nothing. -When Cable came along, we paid to watch more TV shows with ads. -When streaming came along, we paid to watch less TV shows without ads. -Now Disney is asking us to pay to watch less TV with ads. No THAT'S a Mickey Mouse operation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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Tim Tyrrell @timtyrrell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Kars 4 Kids band has just been announced as openers for Ed Sheeran. #edsheeran
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Give us a thumbs up!” Mitch McConnell:
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an all-star cast! guest hosts! new minigames! and the same game samer you know and love. 🥰 make some noise season 5 premieres october 5
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Rhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Liars have to have very good memories and he clearly doesn’t.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump offers 5,000 dollar checks if Republicans winHere's the deal. Every time you watch my show I will send you 40 dollarsChecks will not be honored.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 07/09/2026
The poorest people in the U.S. face the most acute shortage of affordable homes.
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The poorest in the US can't find housing even as low-income units sit empty
The poorest people in the U.S. face the most acute shortage of affordable homes. That’s partly because the majority of low-income housing financed in recent years has been for those earning at least 50% of an area’s median income.
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 09/06/2026
I hope someone saw this last weekend and their Monday morning workday started with some interesting conversations.
Yellow from the Among Us tv show talking about unpaid wages being protected speech
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vote for me it’ll be funny
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meet Patricia. She thought it would be funny to mock Jim Haggerty’s death by posting “He’s not dead.” BIG mistake. Just because someone is alive and completely fine doesn’t mean you can’t mourn their death. We called her employer to complain and left a voicemail. Enjoy being unemployed, Patty!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's odd. I've been under the impression these are wholly unrelated systems. Wouldn't it be weird if we all just found out they were the same single thing just under different brand names at different storefronts. All 3 at once huh. Hmmm
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hope Hunter Biden runs so we can have our first 48.6% gay president
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the Supreme Court of yesteryear had half the wisdom of our current Justices, JFK would be alive today! @theonion.com
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do American public schools have to waste money on new maps every time the president decides America owns another body of water?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wow so are they cutting off all funding to republicans? are they going to call out their bosses? are they going to publicly declare theyre donating hundreds of millions to democrats for the midterms?
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Politico @politico.com · 02/09/2026
NYC school system to ban AI for elementary, middle school students
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NYC school system to ban AI for elementary, middle school students
The Department of Education is unveiling new guidelines following backlash.
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apple waited until the new ceo took over so he got a chance to lick trumps dick lmao
Apple Maps changed Lake Ontario to Lake America
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did I hallucinate Donald Trump doing some weird commercial or show back when he was a celebrity and not a dictator where he was singing in a farmer costume
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