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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 23h
Orange man complains about not receiving Nobel peace prize a day after bringing back public executions
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 09/10/2026
Curtis Flowers, a Black man who spent more than 22 years in prison and was on death row in Mississippi before the U.S. Supreme Court threw out his conviction and death sentence, has died.
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Curtis Flowers, a Black man whose death sentence was tossed by Supreme Court, dies in Mississippi
Curtis Flowers, a Black man who spent more than 22 years in prison and was on death row in Mississippi before the U.S.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump called for Iran to bomb Los Angeles & San Diego. A congressional candidate was raped while fixing her campaign signs. The right constantly calls for violence against the left but the mainstream media will call it out. They cared more about Hillary’s emails and Hunter’s laptop.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 15/04/2026
it should be impossible for an employee of any business to say shit like this and not get fired straight away. everyone knows this. you don't even get away with it at a supermarket or a pub, far less a software company, unless the boss agrees with you bsky.app/profile/joew...
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furry hater @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
How to clear a stuffy nose? From sources across the web:
- A picture of a humidifier, telling you to use a humidifier
- A picture of a pillow, telling you to elevate your head
- A picture of some nasal decongestant, telling you to use decongestant
- Valve Corporation's Steam logo, telling you to inhale Steam
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe the live action grinch movie, especially since every Christmas event my family would go to there would always be someone in a grinch costume
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Jim Carrey as The Grinch Screaming
ALT: Jim Carrey as The Grinch Screaming
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big decade for apocalyptic diseases
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Wars galactic racer will be an instant buy for me if there’s a split screen update, or some way to play with friends that don’t own the game
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope paramount tells you that because it was the first show that I watched with my subscription they have decided to renew the show for infinite seasons
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was shot by ICE 10 days ago. The bullet is still lodged in his back. He’s been forced to sleep on the floor and hasn’t been given medication, according to his attorney. Now DHS is claiming he assaulted an agent. Can we trust anything DHS says given its track record?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Kayla 💛 @kobcritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
felt very moved by this trail cam
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CNN @cnn.com · 29/09/2026
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation. cnn.it/4huSk5M
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone who played the original has died of old age unfortunately
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Privacy Invasion Labubu
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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Bleak⋆Squeak @bleaksqueak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Minmo is Legend
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LEGO Astro Bot set - available as free gift with purchase with LEGO PlayStation on Oct 1st ($179.99) Astro Bot buff.ly/tYzWkIX PlayStation buff.ly/GMEKpe7 #ad
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 24/09/2026
Unreal Engine announces new AI-powered "Epicness Meter", will no longer license the engine for games which do not score high. "they've been making lot of dogshit with our engine recently and we're gonna lose our trademark dude fuuuck" - Tim Sweeney, Founder, Epic Games
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/09/2026
I think it's bad that politics is just guys complaining about Posts now
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
James Talarico: ICE shot Wilber Perez in the back while he was making food deliveries, leaving him on a prison cell floor with a bullet lodged in his back. How does paralyzing a DoorDash driver make anyone safe?
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Danny Devito has hidden 5 Golden Tickets in bottles of his Limoncello liqueur and is inviting whichever lucky children find them to come and tour his factory and be in with a chance of winning a lifetime supply of Limoncello (Source: tinyurl.com/4ya7x66k)
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Mel @petaknasubotu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't wanna do hematology
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
A 36-year-old Costa Rican man whose family says he complained of not receiving proper care for his diabetes is the third detainee in less than six months to die at a U.S.
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Costa Rican man complained of lack of care for diabetes before his death in ICE custody, family says
A 36-year-old Costa Rican man whose family says he complained of not receiving proper care for his diabetes is the third detainee in less than six months to die at a U.S.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love how this implies the ABC song has "fans"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does that mean they paid money to not have to follow monopoly laws?
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
-When I grew up watching TV there were ads, but we paid nothing. -When Cable came along, we paid to watch more TV shows with ads. -When streaming came along, we paid to watch less TV shows without ads. -Now Disney is asking us to pay to watch less TV with ads. No THAT'S a Mickey Mouse operation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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Tim Tyrrell @timtyrrell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Kars 4 Kids band has just been announced as openers for Ed Sheeran. #edsheeran
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Give us a thumbs up!” Mitch McConnell:
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an all-star cast! guest hosts! new minigames! and the same game samer you know and love. 🥰 make some noise season 5 premieres october 5
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Rhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Liars have to have very good memories and he clearly doesn’t.
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are they stupid?
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If the congress lets this happen and it wins the GOP the election I GOTTA move away democracy is so over
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump offers 5,000 dollar checks if Republicans winHere's the deal. Every time you watch my show I will send you 40 dollarsChecks will not be honored.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 07/09/2026
The poorest people in the U.S. face the most acute shortage of affordable homes.
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The poorest in the US can't find housing even as low-income units sit empty
The poorest people in the U.S. face the most acute shortage of affordable homes. That’s partly because the majority of low-income housing financed in recent years has been for those earning at least 50% of an area’s median income.
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