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Liza Witherzee

@jackazzopardi.bsky.social
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Usually Rachel Reeves Stunning Weave 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇧 🇲🇹 Labour / Doctor Who Shitposting. ❤️❤️➕🌹

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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Crackers how he's still more popular than Labour UK
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“I was just following otters.”
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
NHS Confederation: “Despite significant demand for care, the NHS has managed to make good inroads into waiting lists for the first time since June. "This is heartening & a testament to the hard work of dedicated staff...working night & day to keep patients safe and provide the best care possible."
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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I can't be the only one noticing that rockist old curmudgeons grousing about how "No one makes great music anymore" are often the same ones trashing new artists who either ARE making great music that doesn't sound like classic rock, or trashing new artists for sounding TOO MUCH like classic rock.
Lady Gaga - a fierce-looking young woman with long dyed blond hair, with black face-paint under her eyes, a black-and-white bandanna, and a black vinyl motorcycle jacket being pulled open to reveal the black bra underneath.Greta Van Fleet - four young, androgynous guys with olive skin, brown hair (long on two of them, slicked back and shoulder=length on one, and curly and jaw-length on the last), holding bright flowers against dark-colored clothes.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yes but also TBF, quite a lot of those 338 friends will also have similar friends to me, from the same networks. The important thing is *which* distinct networks of inter-hopping you're close to. If a good proportion of people I know (1 hop), are 1-2 from a terrorist, there's a problem.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Interesting how they gave La Voix a go at Tess' pickups. I know it was a joke but... It could be a good solution to next year's presenting crisis.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Lewis' Charleston was one of the best dances I've ever seen on Strictly.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Homey literally said "touch mass"
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Another nice example of centre and left votes lining up behind the best candidate to beat Reform.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
When Netherlands new PM is Gay and his husband is an absolute tiktok hunk.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Every case she gets, she blames Westminster.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
*Two Ronnies sketches from the Marvel Universe* "No, Pym particles! Articles for pimps!"
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Let them eat ballrooms.
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It remains so strange to me the way nerds behave about women in "their" spaces. Setting aside that women were and are a huge part of the Trek Fandom (and were central in creating what it became), shouldn't you want women who share your interests? These people are so beyond fucked in the head
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I think a lot about how I've written stories for multiple sites that paid me less than $200 for a story and demanded ten times as much work as whatever this person did to file this.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The breaking down of anti-racism norms *in elite circles* in British politics is starkly at odds with the direction of public opinion on race.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wtf
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
David Harbour should release an album called 'No Shame'...
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This is one of three cartoons I have in the current Private Eye.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Guess what's on iPlayer
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I always feel sorry for the people who can't play the violin during brain surgery. What do they do? Play badly, and if they start sounding good, the Dr knows something's wrong?
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
TBF if the govt need cover for Rosebank why don't they sign up to the EU russian energy ban and help 'supply' the EU with energy in future.
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Mandatory Duke of Edinburgh awards for new arrivals
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Well, in certain cases, there’s a “going cap in hand to the treasury due to the liquidity crisis your policies have provoked” bit first, and then there’s the “first bank run in the U.K. for 150 years bit as well”. Then the Resigning To Spend More Time Bloviating bit?
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
What’s weird is if 5% of white people had voted differently, or 5% of non voters got off their asses & voted, none of this would be happening. We cannot deny that the children born now are going to pay the price for the folly of this experiment with full blown fascism. And didn’t we owe the kids
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Bridget Phillipson drinks Irn Bru. More as we get it.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Whoever did Alex Kingston's hair tonight on #strictly needs a damehood.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
If you like a lot of terms in your conditions, lawyer up
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 18/10/2025
🎵 if you like a lot of human in your Soylent, eat our grub 🎵
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Me trying to convince everyone to vote for River Song on Strictly.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
As yes British football in the 1980s. Well known for its good-natured fun. He's a ridiculous person.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 17/10/2025
Yes! Same with Farage. The lines are rehearsed, but somehow they seem natural. It's to do with charisma - voice intonation, facial expressions, etc etc www.ft.com/content/2a5e... bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Before it was illegally destroyed by Musk and co., USAID had a budget of $35 billion (in 2024)
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Never watched #traitors before but is it normal for people to sit at the round table, say the names of all three traitors exactly right, and then vote for someone else completely randomly.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Crackers how all these celebs have gone straight after 2x POCs in the Traitors. Just 'because'.
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Political Cartoon Gallery @politicalcartoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Matt @MattCartoonist on #FrenchGovernment @Telegraph – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Why is Cynthia Eviro on the judging panel? #strictly In other news Alex Kingston looks INCREDIBLE.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
So my conspiracy is that lots of companies have ordered a load of pink and green dye and setup production in anticipation of a Wicked Tie-In. But then didn't get it. So Galaxy came out with Green and Pink Hot Chocolate. And now Coop/Scotmid have Pink & Green Popcorn. Idk how high up this goes...
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A bubble so large you can see it from space and it's going to fuck all of us.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Good to see the Conservative Party committed to keeping the deficit down by *checks notes* spending £2 billion giving tax breaks for private education, creating a massive new deportation force and pledging to maintain pensioner benefits.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 08/10/2025
Given Kemi Badenoch has supposedly renounced Trussonomics, there’s an awful lot of multi-billion pound tax giveaways, predicated on *extremely* optimistic cuts and savings. Almost as if she knows she’s never going to have to try to actually deliver any of this.
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Liza Witherzee @jackazzopardi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
All these people really want is to pay no taxes and be treated with floor scraping deference. Everything else is just bullshit in pursuit of that goal.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
And we have even less protection here. Trump can't fire judges who have constitutional protection. A government here could pass a law allowing them to do so with a majority of one in the Commons.
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Henceforth the red robes will only be worn as an away kit when the Canadian Supreme Court is playing the US one.
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