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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 30/09/2026
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 16/09/2026
Started psychiatric ketamine treatment yesterday and was just endlessly entertained by a single picture of my dog I had taken that morning
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #12 🐠
Panel 1: Val is is looking back at Audrey at the arcade with a confused scowl. "SWIMMING?" she asks, "Why SWIMMING all of a sudden?" The small blue imp version of her (Imp Val) that showed up before peaks out from behind her right side and angrily says "HE WANTS TO SEE YOU IN A BIKINI ..." It then switches to her left side and squints spitefully, saying "PERVERT ..."

Panel 2: Audrey has his hands folded behind his back, happily replying "Y'know the pool?" Val asks, "That sad little chlorine hole we have on North Street?"

Panel 3: Val points down at the ground with a concerned expression, talking about what they're currently doing as the arcade entrance illuminates her from behind. "Audrey, I'm gonna be real with you," she says, "THIS, TODAY was kinda an exception for me." 

Panel 4: Val puts her hands up in almost a shrugging gesture, continuing, "Ninety percent of the time I'm OUTSIDE at all, it's for a night walk. Pool's way too loud and crowded."Panel 5: Audrey looks to the side coyly and says "Well ... not always." The background turns a playful mix of reds, yellows, and pinks.

Panel 6: We see a view of a public pool at night, illuminated with streetlights and with a lifeguard on duty. On the right is a metal sign reading "NIGHT SWIM: 8PM to 11PM." Audrey's head and hand float in front, pointer finger raised, saying "They're actually doing NIGHT SWIMMING this month. But no one ever goes 'cept for a few old folks."

Panel 7: Audrey puts his fingers on his clavicle and closes his eyes, saying "That's when I like to go. But I never have anyone to go with because, y'know ... Who wants to go to the pool at night LMAO."

Panel 8: Val does that shrug-like gesture again and says "Why not just go during the day like a normal person? YOU actually have social skills."Panel 9: Audrey twirls his pointer fingers around one another and looks away nervously, saying "Well, it's just ... the way I dress, it's, um"

Panel 10: Val, with a stern expression, replies "Audrey, there's nothing wrong with the way you dress." Audrey exhales in exasperation.

Panel 11: Audrey looks away once again, this time sadly, and replies "It's about what I like to wear when I'm swimming, Val."

Panel 12: Both Val and Imp Val are stunned next to one another, having realized why Audrey only goes at night.Panel 13: Audrey, back to his characteristic happy cat smile, says "I'm gonna go no matter what. Around 10PM. You don't have to go, I just wanted to invite you."

Panel 14: Audrey prances past Val towards the light of the exit, glancing back and giving her a quick wave, saying "Okay, bye now!" Val is still just standing there looking forward.

Panel 15: Val, the arcade machines reflected in her glasses, says to herself, "Naw that's stupid. I'm just gonna stay home and game."

Panel 16: In the exact same pose and angle, Val is now in an orange t-shirt with a towel draped over her shoulders, with a fence and a tree in the background and Audrey sitting by the pool reflected in her glasses. Audrey is saying "VAL! YOU'RE HERE!!" and the tail of the speech bubble of him saying that is actually reflected in Val's glasses like a physical object.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Continued, The Boy From Venus #7, wow!!
Panel 1: Val and the crop-top guy from the last comic are at the arcade cabinet, illuminated by its glow, selecting their characters. Music plays from it with the lyrics, "I wanna take you for a riiide," similar to the Marvel Vs Capcom 2 character select music.

Panel 2: Player 2 (Val, judging by her position on the cabinet) selects an angry looking, metal-armor-clad, green cloaked character called Doctor Duel. It is on Color 1 in the alt color selection.

Panel 3: Val shifts the alt color to Color 4, which features a white cape and red armor. She then hits the READY button, locking in the character and color.

Panel 4: The crop-top guy looks over with an innocent smile, thinking "Golly! I notice she selected that character and alt color in under 1.5 seconds. But I'm sure that's not in any way indicative of what's to come!"Panel 5: On the screen of the arcade cabinet is "Player 2 Wins. PERFECT." Val's character has a full health bar, untouched, while the crop-top guy's character is defeated on the ground. In front of the cabinet is the crop-top guy sweating and vomiting on the ground with the "BLARGHH" while Val holds her hand out in front of him for a post-game handshake.

Panel 6: "Well well well," says a voice from the cash register area, "Been a while since I've seen THAT screen THAT fast." Val rotates her gaze slightly that way and a shadowy feminine figure is reflected in one of her glasses lenses.

Panel 7: A curvy woman with long eyelashes, full hair that curls at the ends, and warm-brown skin stands leaning on the checkout counter. She is wearing a green top with a yellow triforce on it, cargo shorts, and brown boots that look like bread rolls. She says "Valerie ... 'Never come back here,' huh?" The girl on the checkout counter computer is looking over at her, surprised.

Panel 8: With a serious, calm expression, Val replies "It's nice to see you again, Fatima. Although I'm sure YOU don't feel the same."Panel 9: 2 years ago. Val has just "PERFECT"-ed a guy in Monsters Vs Vigilantes 2, and points back towards Fatima, saying "Hey Fatima, chalk up another one!" Val's hair is down at shoulder-length, and she looks a lot happier and less tired overall, wearing a white t-shirt.

Panel 10: Fatima has a chalkboard behind her and a long running tally of "VAL PERFECTS". She prepares to mark down another one and says "you're on a ROLL today, aren'tcha, ya' dork?" looking back at Val. Fatima is wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a cake icon that says 'LIE' on it (a reference to Portal), a long-sleeved fishnet top underneath, a large-studded belt, and a dark greyish-blue skirt.

Panel 11: As Fatima is marking down the perfect victory, she says "but we're going to have to cut it here, guys. I have to close up, door's already locked." In the background, Val looks happy and the guy she was facing is shedding tears dramatically, defeated.

Panel 12: Val grabs her laptop back and waves back at Fatima as she leaves, saying "okay, see ya' tomorrow!" Her white t-shirt has a red number '100' logo on it, and she's wearing scrunchy red sweatpants.Panel 13: Fatima leans over the counter and says "Hey Val, WAIT. Can I talk to you?" Val stops and turns around.

Panel 14: Val has approached the counter, smiling innocently, as Fatima crosses her arms and says "I saw you signed up for the tournament this Saturday. And, listening to the other regulars, well, everyone knows you're gonna win it."

Panel 15: Val waves her hand in front of her dismissively and smiles with one eye slightly open in an expression both humble and smug. She says "Aw shucks I'm not THAT good," and then more quietly says "But yeah, I'm totally gonna win it."

Panel 16: Fatima leans in close, their faces both now in shadow. "Valerie," she says, "Can I ask you to do something that I promise I will NEVER ask you for again?"
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Continued, The Boy From Venus #6!
Panel 1: Audrey runs into the arcade, pulling along Val behind him by their held hands as Val is open-mouth sweating. He points at a machine ahead of them and asks "OOOO CAN WE PLAY THAT ONE?? THAT ONE LOOKS COOL!"

Panel 2: The machine is labeled 'MONSTERS VS VIGILANTES 2' in the font-style of Marvel VS Capcom 2. It says "PLAYER 1 WINS" on the screen as two people stand in front of it. One is wearing a torn white crop-top and wide JNCO-style jeans, and has smooth black hair and olive skin, and is saying "EZ EZ EZ~" and flipping a coin. The other is wearing cargo pants, a pink short-sleeve button-up shirt, and an LED color-changing cat-ear headband. He has a brown skin and a pink buzz-cut to match his shirt. He is holding his head and going "AUGHHHH".

Panel 3: Audrey shows up behind crop-top guy, who is revealed to be wearing red-tinted glasses that look like a wide 'X' and smiling mischievously. Audrey holds up a finger and says "excuse me, could me and my friend play this together?"

Panel 4: Crop-top guy crosses his arms, turns around, and tilts his head condescendingly. His crop-top has a graphic of a blue planet with a dark blue ring around it. He says "Heh. Lady, as much as I wanna see you 2 CASUALS flop around in this game, we play WINNER STAYS here. And I WON, so I'M STAYING."Panel 5: Crop-top guy's hand points at both Audrey and Val with 2 fingers. He continues, "One of you should call your BOYFRIEND over here. Maybe he can beat me, and then HE'LL let you play. (More likely I take his skull though, tongue-sticking-out face.)" Val has the hood of her sweatshirt on now, and is looking to the side nonchalantly, as if hoping to not be identified.

Panel 6: Crop-top guy gestures towards Audrey, saying "OR, if you don't HAVE a boyfriend ... Well, maybe I can teach you a bit. Offer extended to the fine shyt on the left."

Panel 7: Val bites her lower lip, tenses her brow, and squints her eyes, trying to contain her boiling-up rage. She thinks, "TYPICAL MISOGYNISTIC MOID."

Panel 8: She looks over at Audrey, who is smiling innocently, and continues thinking, "And of course, THIS one's just smiling like an idiot. In the end, they're all on the same tea--"Panel 9: Audrey opens his mouth and, still smiling innocently but speaking assertively, says "Even if we ARE casual, YOU have no reason to assume that, DICKHEAD."

Panel 10: Val looks at him, eyes wide-mouth agape, in absolute shock.

Panel 11: Crop-top guy holds up his hands and leans back, slightly nervous, saying "Hey relaAAaax I was just jokin' around."

Panel 12: Val, still cloaked by the hood of her sweatshirt, suddenly speaks. "I'll play you," she says.Panel 13: Val takes off her hood and the light pouring in from the entrance to the arcade behind her illuminates her head. She is looking to the side, still not making eye contact.

Panel 14: Crop-top guy, raising an eyebrow in confusion, says "Uh ... alright I guess." Behind him, the LED cat ears guy who was playing with him before is looking at Val wide-eyed and sweating bullets.

Panel 15: LED cat ears guy puts his hand on crop-top guy's shoulder, looking at him with a wide-eyed expression of terror continuing to sweat heavily, and says "Bro. Bro I don't think you want this." 

Panel 16: He points with a shaky hand at Val, whose glasses are now reflecting pure light and who seems to be warping space around her in a spiral with her aura. He says "That's ... VAL." Audrey looks at Val confused, not understanding what's happening.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Continued, The Boy From Venus #4:
Panel 1: The cashier is is sitting in a clothing store with a red purse next to him, waiting for the sweatshirt girl, who is in the changing room. The changing room door has a t-shirt icon on it and a mirror next to it.

Panel 2: Closeup of the sweatshirt girl's foot cautiously stepping out of the changing room wearing a bright yellow flip flop.

Panel 3: The sweatshirt girl scratches the back of her neck, standing nervously. She is wearing a black one-piece bathing suit below a one-shoulder top tied off on the side just above the waist and short jean-shorts. The top has geometric colored sections in white, green, yellow, and blue, that look vaguely like a sun rising above a field. The is speaking, but it's hard to hearing what she says over the radiant light emanating from her. She says "Is it too cringe? I feel like I'm one of those girls on the cover of Grand Theft Bicycle."

Panel 4: The cashier holds his hands above his head in a praying pose. He's wearing high-waisted jeans, green-and-white Converse-style shoes, green brands on both wrists, and a white t-shirt with the cover of Tatsuro Yamashita's Big Wave soundtrack on it. He's also wearing a hairclip that looks like a big red-and-yellow flower. The sweatshirt girl says "What is that. What are you doing."Panel 5: The cashier's eyes sparkle and reflect as he responds "Thanking the lord for what my eyes are witnessing."

Panel 6: The sweatshirt girl stands somewhat shyly as the cashier prances around her, represented a several little angels that look like him floating around and saying things like "You look SO GOOD!!", "BEAUTIFUL!", and "LIKE A GODDESS OF SUMMER!"

Panel 7: The cashier leans in close, hand hands behind his back, and asks "How do you FEEL??"

Panel 8: The sweatshirt girl tugs at the top she's now wearing, smiling while looking down at it, and says "Y'know ... surprisingly ... these clothes ARE pretty comfortable."Panel 9: She looks down at the rest of the outfit as her expression turns somber. "But ...", she continues, "they're a little more REVEALING than what I usually wear. Men harass even ugly girls, y'know."

Panel 10: The cashier smiles and waves at her, walking back towards a clothing rack. He says "That's alright! We can find you something less revealing."

Panel 11: As he sifts through the rack, he continues: "But ... I hope you don't let MEN terrorize you into not wearing what makes YOU feel good."

Panel 12: "Do they ever do that to YOU?" asks the sweatshirt girl, her glasses reflecting the light coming in through the shop window.Panel 13: "Harass you for dressing the way that you do?", the sweatshirt girl continues. The cashier has his back to her.

Panel 14: We shift the camera back around to face the cashier to see that he now, unbeknownst the the sweatshirt girl, has an uncharacteristically serious, tired, and sad expression. 

Panel 15: We go back to the sweatshirt girl's perspective, from which his face is cloaked in darkness. He replies "No idea. It's beneath my notice. Even if they did, it wouldn't bother me. I'm beyond that."

Panel 16: The cashier swings around, holding a new pair of jeans now with his usual radiant smile and sparkling eyes. "Now how 'bout THESE?" he asks.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you with a hand that he's also holding an art paintbrush in. He has a stern expression and is saying "Sometimes in art, you're faced with a CHALLENGE. And you're not sure if you've got the skills to take it on."

Panel 2: Shen leans in close to you, sparks in his eyes, yelling "BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO GO FOR IT. TRUST ME!!! EVEN IF IT LOOKS BAD, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID."

Panel 3: Shen points at the next panel, still leaned in close to you and an astonished expression on his face, the thumb of his other hand pressed against the 'screen' you're looking through.

Panel 4: A screenshot of the game Meccha Chameleon, in which Shen has used the duplication feature to very poorly try to make himself look like the back and seat of a chair. There are two chairs right next to him and, honest to God, nobody should have looked at this for even 2 seconds and not seen him.
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Fir @fir.gay · 01/07/2026
Pride is over but it's never too late to donate $100 to Trans Lifeline
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 23/06/2026
Novo Nordisk (263.53 GB) Hundreds of thousands of files from the pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk. The data includes the company's Forma Therapeutics Drug Discovery Database, and over 4,500 repos ddosecrets.org/article/novo... Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
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Novo Nordisk - Distributed Denial of Secrets
Hundreds of thousands of files from the pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk. The data includes the company's Forma Therapeutics Drug Discovery Database, 4,748 repos from Azure DevOps and GitHub as wel...
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Alexelcapo @alexelcapoyt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
El capitalismo funciona en el momento que la segunda persona mas rica del planeta está más cerca de acabar viviendo en la calle que de alcanzar la riqueza del primero. Es bastante lógico que una persona tenga más dinero que 8 países del G20, se ha esforzado 1,3T de veces más que tu.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/06/2026
does spacex do anything that brings any value to american life or industry? we don't really know yet! but whats most important is that in 10 years the answer to that question MIGHT be "kind of"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/06/2026
it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
given how much auren hoffman (co-founder of dialog, seems to mainly run it nowadays) loves selling peoples private data im sure he doesnt mind too much that i have some of his secret societies data for myself
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
isn’t it interesting how creative professionals are starting to adopt Blender, a FOSS player that has massively invested in usability and design in the last 10 years, while still almost nobody uses GIMP, which looks and feels the same as it did in 2010
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you design a system and 50% of its users are using it wrong, that is not user error. You cannot blame users for that, you built a terrible system.
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athena (who is really cool) @athenaisreallycool.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MS paint graph:
Society on the y axis, time on the x
"society up to now" straight diagonal line
"if you give me all your money" makes the line go up
"if you don't" makes the line go down
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Anne Ursu @anneursu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
do not let Democrats give a centimeter on trans people’s rights. We stand up for everyone, or we stand up for no one.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
noticing a weird double standard a lot of people have where something going wrong on windows is to be expected but a much milder and easier to solve thing going wrong on linux is proof that it's completely unreasonable for anyone to suggest that they use it as an alternative to windows
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ittla @ittla.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
emo twink cupid is coming for you this valentine's day
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 08/02/2026
This Friday we are spending the day doing the greatest activity known to man. We are killing Nazis and raising money for charity while we do it! Join us all day for some fascist killing fun and help us raise money for We Are Casa. See you there, and as always Fuck ICE twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Hard Drive Presents St. Valentine's Day Fascist Massacre. Playing Nazi Killing Games to Raise Money for We Are Casa on Friday Feb 13th 11am to 11pm ET. twitch.tv/harddrivemag

Featuring: 
But Why Tho
Kate Bush’s Husband
Worker’s Lit
Tales From the Backlog
The Indie Informer
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
youtube.com
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 31/01/2026
FIRST COMPLETION!!!! IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HOURS BUT I FUCKING DID IT thanks so much to @purpleysound.bsky.social and @cervidae-toop.bsky.social for the help during this run and keeping my mental up.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 17/01/2026
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
CONVO FROM THE FUTURE: my future child: can goku come over me: which goku
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 15/01/2026
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 07/01/2026
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Alexelcapo @alexelcapoyt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Un rumor apunta a que Microsoft va a despedir 10-20k personas este enero. Lo gracioso es que en 2025 despidieron a 10k y dijeron varias veces que estaban tomando decisiones difíciles siguiendo al mercado, estaban obligados básicamente. Microsoft tuvo 101 mil millones de BENEFICIOS en 2025.
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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks. We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign. www.transbashback.com/fsu.html xoxo BASH BACK
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BASH BACK
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 02/01/2026
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2026
how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem
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FRUIT 🦈✨️ @fruttymoment.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new year, new me!
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 31/12/2025
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 31/12/2025
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 27/12/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
if jimmy dolandson never existed the youtube algorithm would still have produced a mr. beast
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/12/2025
Haha yes we know that is why you didn't believe us 4 years ago, like we know dog
Coinfessions @coinfessions 5h If you told me 4 years ago that the NFT I bought with a majority my life savings would lead me to being homeless, I wouldn't have believed you.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 27/12/2025
interesting things going on at the klan site
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Acerola @acerola.gg · 24/12/2025
new video is up on the channel now! Everything I made and played in 2025 happy new year!
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 22/12/2025
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 22/12/2025
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
trvthnvke vs lying baby
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"young boys are lonely and it's causing them to become influenced by misogynists on the internet" has anyone considered maybe it's the other way around? maybe the boys are lonely because they act like andrew tate
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 19/12/2025
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