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Itzu the Tak

@itzu.bsky.social
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Any pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️ 34 ko-fi.com/itzuthetak Former failure analysis engineer, current indie gamedev & creator of FPS puzzle game Escape Velocity: store.steampowered.com/app/3210690/…

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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 11h
ohhh I like this one
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 11h
mood
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 17h
suddenly enjoying having a flagship 2016 phone no updates, still handles modern sites mostly fine
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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exceedingly fun ref sheet finished up for @u1.fyi
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 19h
wow dang a real cutie
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 21h
the duality of man
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 21h
Pictured: A rat heroically knocking down a wall to allow you to escape prison and save the world.
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
July 2020
A cartoon drawing resembling an old magazine advertisement. It is titled “Dog in Zero Batteries,” with a black dog leaping through a large zero. Two wolves hold a flashlight and radio, saying “the light is swallowed,” and “the sound is absorbed.” A battery is shown with two negative terminals. At bottom, text reads “Something is taken away™️”
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damien 🥖🐈‍⬛🧣 @damien.zone · 05/10/2026
big walk is a good game
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oughhhhgh last day before i really get into gear with game
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time. It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice. This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney
@bathroom

welcome to the bathroom

9/12/07, 3:31 PM

30K retweets, 34.3K likes
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Say that shit again." utters Victor, a tall blue robot-toy-bird-man, leering over his shoulder. His eyes are colored a particular cyan. He has an AUX port on his back, because he's an MP3 player.

"You heard me." retorts Vance, a short robot-toy-dog-man, resting his arm on a couch, glaring up at Victor with particularly green eyes.

"Say it one more time." presses Victor.

"You" starts Vance, gazing up between his cream-colored bangs, hanging low from under the beanie he's wearing,
"Crinkle-Cut French Fry-Fuck."

Victor holds still, saying nothing. He's holding some fries. Both are silent.

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"Say it again." he presses further, gaze impossible to place. He's drawn with low detail here, though his beak seems to be parting to form a smile.

"You Crinkle. Cut. French-Fry-Fuck." spits Vance, off-screen. Victor begins to giggle,
"hehe
"Hehehahaha again again again!!!" cheers Victor, laughing heartily.

"Crinkle CUT french fry FUCK" repeats Vance, grinning wickedly in satisfaction over making his boyfriend laugh.
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slugabud 🦠🧣☕ @audaxdreik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
conversation oubliette introverts can sit in the dark shadows and listen to the distant murmur of conversation. host occasionally lowers cheese trays and deviled eggs for them to nibble on
crude paint illustration of my conversation oubliette idea. a photo of a classic 70's conversation pit with a hand drawn grate leading down to an oubliette in the middle
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antlers @cervine.online · 03/10/2026
Tube World No Mercy
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but it will happen. I'm making a whole ass game. and you all get to play it
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
these next few weeks/months are gonna be real crunch hours for me. i wanna get this game OUT and to do that I'm gonna have to do SO MUCH
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@deia.ca happy birthday!!
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antlers @cervine.online · 03/10/2026
Literally every video game is about finding a way to go up for me
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA is being very up front about both the cost of hosting the site [it aint cheap] and how advertisers theyd been relying on prior are pushing all the same puritan bullshit weve been seeing other platforms push FA is one of very few Old Internet spaces around. Support em while we CAN
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antlers @cervine.online · 02/10/2026
Ball car fly away
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antlers @cervine.online · 18/12/2024
Doing my commute but with Ball Car of Prevent Seeing (keyboard controls also my life my challange)
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look obviously a lil guy in a room with a bunch of lookup tables in a language he can't understand doesn't form a sentient system, but if the lil guy speaks Chinese? hot damn then maybe we're onto something
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Viscous Nuisance @konsti.club · 02/10/2026
just dead mall things
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/10/2026
READING SOMEONE SAYING LICHTENSTEIN WAS A TALENTLESS HACK PIECE OF SHIT: oh yea absolutely READING SOMEONE LAYING OUT IN CONVINCING TERMS WHY HIS WORK IS INTERESTING: oh right forgot about that READING A DIFFERENT PERSON CALLING HIM A HACK: fuck him READING ANOTHER ARGUMENT ABOUT WHY HE'S GOOD: oh y
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning!
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LE 🌀 @le.beachmilk.party · 02/10/2026
could totally be saying "oh my god you're so big" to hot men but instead i'm saying it to fucking spiders
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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antlers @cervine.online · 02/10/2026
Much to reflect upon
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOLY FUCK IT'S STILL EMPTY. 3 HOURS AGO:
beautiful sunset over an empty reflecting pool (*the* reflecting pool) in washington DC
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh fuck thank you so much
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
still would like to know about this if anyone knows
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Skele₊ @skelemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU'RE INVITED! Yes, you! <3 <3 (And if you haven't played before and want to come, let me know, I'm happy to get you started ^^)
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
to anyone who lives in washington DC: what's the current state of the reflecting pool? i tried looking up info and everything is just info about the botched repair. i wanna know if it ever got fixed or what it looks like now
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the great thing about this object is I'm pretty sure that, should someone take a bite, their frontal lobe would vanish before they could process the taste of the thing. impossible flavor
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning. itzu's here
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
made a real unhinged itzu today for use in Escape Velocity secret zones #dailyItzu
player looks at an orb. Itzu asks "hey man you gonna eat that"higher detail image of that itzu. he looks busted
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sorry to them but this is such a funny before and after
Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.... • 23d
If you believe in liberal values, which is to say values like fairness, liberty, equality, the rule of law, but also in liberal virtues like kindness, respect, generosity - you have a moral obligation to suit up and fight for those values.
Yes, that means you have to post.
A lot.
Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberne... • 23d
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I Regret to Inform You that Posting Matters
Posting online didn't matter until it did. But now, if you believe in liberal volues, it's time to suit up and fight.
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Taking a break. This app (and all social media apps) is toxic and shouldn't exist.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.s... • 2d I'm taking a break. Maybe I'll come back in a month, maybe never, idk.
Social media is dangerous and destructive, and this app is particularly toxic and gross. Not worse than Twitter but, very bad.
Stay safe out there.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.s... • 2d
Piece of shit app.
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An octagonal room in Escape Velocity with a bunch of auto-cannons pointed at eachother.
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no, this room won't be in the game, I just modified an existing octagonal room for the joke. but there is a puzzle with a cannon loop because I love a good imperiling
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you get in one of the cannons you enter Hell Mode
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Itzu the Tak @itzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An octagonal room in Escape Velocity with a bunch of auto-cannons pointed at eachother.
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
big walkin' #bigwalk
a big walker holds up a glowing pink lamp in the dark of the woods, with some big walker glowing eyes around them.
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antlers @cervine.online · 29/09/2026
What is that thing!!
Pen and pencil doodle of my partners synth lizard creature
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024
welcome to the cocktagon
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Ken @heykenhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Happens Every Year
Canadian Thanksgiving is right around the corner
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