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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 2h
To clarify www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘President of the Unites States’: White House’s AI accord includes spelling error
Donald Trump and six tech executives voluntarily signed the document, which included a misspelling, committing to safely developing AI
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 3h
The Unites States used to be a proper country
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"AI is conscious"... ...also, this just made it through Gmail's spam filter.
Ridiculous spam email address full of punctuation
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason no AI company can provide appealing use cases to normal humans for personal agents is because the only ones that make sense financially are simply ways to automate spending more of your money on bullshit.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great commentary, but I have to say that Bill Maher clips that don't include his dog shit take at the end are so much better.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apologies. Comment related to my experience on here rather than your comment section. Glad things are changing. He's not a good human. Far from evil, but a massive phony/hypocrite.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An annoying thing about bluesky is that either no one knows, or no one wants to admit, how much LeBron James (and Klutch Sports) fucking sucks.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
much respect to the work 404 does, but plenty of real people with real problems are using AI as a force multiplier in their jobs already. like try telling boko haram members to their face that chatGPT doesn't save them hours every week planning attacks, designing IEDs, and repairing weapons
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're not going anywhere. They are wrong in the exact way their paymasters want them to be.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rizz(less)ler strikes again
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll never forget getting so mad after watching "Old" because some account I respected on Twitter said it was great.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would be both Guy Bunting and Jason Moist if I had to face an MLB fastball.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's coming for you
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
promising young woman (2020)
[scene from promising young woman]

I mean it's every guy's worst nightmare getting accuses like that 

can you guess what every womams worst nightmare is?
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally letting his on scalp defense match his on court efforts.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just hear a slight modification to that Onion headline every time I read this shit... "FBI Uncovers China Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States"
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cum-biohacker
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh sure, but when I get drunk at a work event and refuse to stop yelling, "I am Japanese!", everyone gets really mad.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shapeshifter!
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I gave a poorly trained monkey a magic 8 ball and the nuclear codes. Here's why I think it may destroy humanity.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We also get the Brooklyn Bridge, I hear.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's gonna star in Grok's Odyssey
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I care about this country" "The forces ruining it? Oh, no. No idea. I don't pay attention to that at all."
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Rick James: Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug
Alt: Rick James: Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW: Brown Brothers Media is the most successful media company you've never heard of. For years, its success was fueled by AI, fake writers, and fake reporting. When we started asking questions, BBM started mass-deleting content. Somehow, what came next was even worse. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Won't destroy your dreams of joining the FBI anymore, either.
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching tech people tremble before the awesome power of AI feels like when an actor is “attacked” by a wild animal in a movie but they are just holding a raccoon pelt to their neck and pretending to wrestle with it
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*buying food to survive* DJT: Look at this fool taking a loss
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
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I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hahahahaha
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ASP @itsasp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, supported by Kid Rock!
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