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istolethebacon

@istolethebacon.bsky.social
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I like Gundam the normal amount. I recently got into magic thee gathering and it is my entire personality. Let’s make lots of tokens. Aspiring to be a soccer fan one day.

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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey guys it's ya boi junior big extra, coming to you live on parole from gay baby jail
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FluffCopter @fluffcopter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is perhaps the funniest way @spice8rack.bsky.social was right, one for the books.
"Of course, the inherent irony of attempting to depoliticize remembrance is that it highlights exactly what you seek to forget." 
-Spice8Rack, Magic: The Gathering & the Death of the Future.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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Postmaster Gweneral @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
first secret lair to feature visible bulge
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 25/09/2026
The Echoverse comes for everyone, including Squen and Cragg! Don't eat the cards! Play them at a #MTGFracture prerelease this week instead!
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▲▼▲▼▲▼ @arajay.com · 25/09/2026
"listen baby girl..." (suddenly remembering i am woke) "i mean, listen baby woman"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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てまりまろ @temariame14.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
︎🌟✩.*˚ #ゲンガーの日
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like, I know the answer is probably just "Winter filled it out," but I can't help but love the idea of Valgavoth manifesting one of his little doors in front of a registration counter and reaching out one freaky hand to sign an injury waiver
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's cool as hell that "company founded by an epstein list guy eventually purchased a company run by a different epstein list guy and it destroyed 90% of the games industry" is just an objectively true statement
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 21/09/2026
“Everything is 40% more expensive because of AI” is a great line for an opposition party trying to unseat the AI-supported incumbents, if any Democratic consultants wanted to take a short break from dehumanizing trans kids to actually try winning a contested election.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it is crazy that mamdani is the first mayor in 25 to release the reports on how bad the air was around 9/11. the evil muslim man you all thought was doing 9/11 part two just by existing is the one who revealed what those good non muslim mayors kept from you.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No they hadn’t omg! Guess who’s going to atomic empire today, then
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes. It does not matter if you think the Kennedy Center is bougie: private individuals do not get to destroy public goods. If you budge one iota on this stance, then you lose the right to object when he demands bits of the national parks as a treat. You've already agreed with him on the principle.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Thom Coffyn @mecha-tho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No no, I said effective *autism*
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
LMAO if it destroys the world why the fuck should it be protected from lawsuits??????
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Diurnal Days @ NYCC G19 @diurnaldays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Casually thinking about mecha shedding their bulky outer armor 🫪🫪🫪🫪 and pieces of that heavy armor falling away around them to reveal a sleek and sexy inner frame 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Say the line, Bart”
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026
heartbreaking: local girl is so sleepy
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Obligatory @smallpoxeater.bsky.social post
A cartoon character called Loot standing outside a window saying Yay, ha ha ha Yay! It’s similar to a comic that had a creepy guy looking in that says sickos on his shirt.
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Loot Fanatic @lootposting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE JACE FOR THIS, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
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𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 🔜 MC Atlanta @myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THE OTHER HALF IS EEEEVIL LOOT @lootposting.bsky.social
The card Loot the Anomaly from FRA
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𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 🔜 MC Atlanta @myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
EMERGENCY WE HAVE HALF OF LOOT @lootposting.bsky.social
The card Loot the Nexus from FRA
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As the OFFICIAL #1 Jace fan, I'm SO EXCITED to show off my first ever preview card for Reality Fracture! "Eye of Jace" is a humble uncommon and a wonderful Vorthos treat. AMAZING attention to detail! This set was truly made for Jace lovers 🥰 Thanks to Wizards for giving me this free preview card!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah sure
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
her hand on his heart and what if i
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
woag i was not expecting to get so much activity on this 😳😳 thank you so much to everyone who supports me, radley, being the #1 jace fan 😊🙏 i feel very loved 🥰💙
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ennis rook (they/them) @rookthebird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WERE GONNA FRWO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 09/09/2026
W'RE GONNA FROW UPPPPP
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YESSS THEY GOT THE JACE GUY SHOWING A CARD FOR THE JACE SET
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ICARIAN @icarianarts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yes
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/10/2024
Two men holding an albatross by the wings, showing its gigantic wingspan.

"The albatross is the largest bird that can go
years without landing. They flap thier
wings
goes flap flap flap
they are
the bird"
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