Reposted by TheoAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204095087
Reposted by Theo🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/06/2026pretty sure I said this before the last time this quote was on the TL but the more confident you are about conveying your idea as-is the less lame it is. it becomes lamer the more you coat it in irony and/or self-deprecation 122852966
Reposted by TheoDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Skipping Taylor Swift’s wedding because I have an Olive Garden coupon that expires today 617924
Reposted by TheoMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I cracks me up when people are like "You couldn't make THIS movie or show today because people are so politically correct and sensitive!" Sir. There was an entire board in Hollywood dedicated to sniffing out any onscreen hint of married people having sex. Lucy couldn't say "pregnant." Sit down. 4382871331
Reposted by TheoMr. Savile Row @mrsavilerow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Jared Kushner in Venezuela looking for property.static.klipy.comGuilherme Briggs as DraculaALT: Guilherme Briggs as Dracula 25881641598
Reposted by TheoTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/07/2026“Take this handkerchief back to the lab, Stevens. I want some answers on which monster did this—Godzilla? Gargantua? Who, dammit!?” 541164
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’m funny exclusively between the hours of midnight and 3am 000
Reposted by TheoKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The rise of AI-generated animal videos and images is such a travesty. Animal content has always been one of the best things about the internet and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to tell what’s real 11164931127
Reposted by Theonoodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 09/05/2026If I hear one more youtuber sputter out an "I hope I'm pronouncing that right" in reference to an easily searchable foreign name I'm going to start lighting people on fire 15756071414
Reposted by TheoSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs. 1308808841
Reposted by TheoPolly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday 602218102562
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I decided to watch Milo Rossi on Piers Morgan, and this man (piers) is advertising actual gold and silver bars?! 000
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Like I will actually rejoin Twitter to convince them to bring it back if that’s what it takes 000
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I NEED Taco Bell to bring back their smothered burrito expeditiously 000
Reposted by TheoEdward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Dead Poets Society (1989) Director: Peter Weir 9679881571
Reposted by Theo👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 20/06/2026"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything 6090942747
Reposted by TheoRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 21/06/2026⚠️ WARNING: ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end. 68495263650
Reposted by TheoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Absolutely NO reflection allowed. 3465980934
Reposted by Theovictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/06/2026the way she slime in my pool got me reflecting 👤𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Thirty seconds after this post became public, the United States Federal Government issued a warrant for Ms. Zeller's arrest. She is currently being held in federal custody and awaiting trial. Her book deal has been withdrawn. 51652181
Reposted by TheoEdward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My Dinner with Andre (1981) Director: Louis Malle 561532196
Reposted by Theoderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter 1441382407415
Reposted by TheoAndrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"Silence" - my oil painting 2489556829
Reposted by TheoRichard Williamson @rcwmsn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026And now for something completely different.. Georg Anton Rasmussen (Norwegian painter) 1842 - 1914 Fjord landscape 1898 Oil on canvas 201704193
Reposted by TheoKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Oh you’re telling me the bright fluorescent orange amorphous cheese puffs that stain my fingers that I’ve been eating aren’t made of ingredients picked fresh from the garden? 1548921
Reposted by TheoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026hm I wonder what happened "on or about January 11th" that might've merited an "Emergency Meeting on Resistance to ICE Operation." 6976981955
Reposted by TheoΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Boris Groh (Ukrainian Artist, born 1994) "Night Walking", 2017. Ink, Brushes, Paper, Size n.d. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt 344523749
Reposted by TheoKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If politicians really want to “save childhood,” they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who don’t have basic resources. 5240321147
Reposted by Theo鮎 @sweetfish.site · 20/11/2025Նռան գույնը (the color of pomegranates, 1969) #lastwatched 04511
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026wow this app IS just like Twitter (the tag for my favorite character is filled with ai gooner art) 000
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I wanna get my tits out, but in like a classical, old art way 000
Theo @irregular-pearl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026First art post of this account! A wip for a piece centered around my all time fav Disney movie! #art 030
Reposted by TheoKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/06/2026When I was 15 I was using social media to learn about abortion rights, LGBTQ identity and history, and of course blog up to 8 hours a day about Supernatural. I demand the next generation have the same rights I did 433038766
Reposted by TheoKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight 2683762309
Reposted by TheoWrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Nice thing to see on my way home. 76165655327
Reposted by TheoAsh of the Titans @ashgunnywolf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Dirty soda is just heavy cream?! You people make me sick 022
Reposted by TheoMark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment 170165203833
Reposted by Theomolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them 896018649
