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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you run into a goddamn dumb asshole in the morning you ran into a goddamn dumb asshole. If you run into goddamn dumb assholes all day that makes sense because there are so many of them everywhere. Welcome to goddamn dumb asshole town.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

holy shit i almost forgot

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Describe what I was doing when the program crashed? I was living my best life. Giving 110% every day and putting myself first for once.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 27/09/2026

fine. fine. here

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Never kill yourself

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

never gonna understand my local electrical grid. storm of the century, 900mph winds, 200 degrees, and building-size hail? rock solid. but 55 degrees, no humidity, clear skies, you better believe that a transformer is gonna pop

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

Mirror mirror in my tablet / What today should I be mad at?

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I live in AMERICA where I have the FREEDOM to pay EXTRA for NOTHING

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Remember when New York wanted to kill all the computers

New York Magazine "First We Kill All The Computers"

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

How did they know what the internet would be in 2026

Computer networks: promise and peril. Also: baseball Stats

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’ve been excited for GTA VI for years but now I’m hearing that you play a criminal in the game? And it’s *mandatory* that you commit crimes to progress?? Gross. I’m out.

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ohio Sober is when you quit taking percs and oxys to get high and only do Kratom

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Interesting banner. I will of course be making no comment on the message painted on it. I am simply sharing a banner I saw.

we support our troops when they smooch their officers

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

His grave is smaller than you would expect

bye i'm am dead now! bin laden 9/11/01 5/1/11

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This is how the internet used to feel

An excited man who is lunging toward the computer. He needs the internet

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram

Work really hard and one day this can be you. "R.i.P. Worked Really Hard"

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is more inspirational than anything I've ever seen on Instagram

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

This is what they're doing on Threads. Whatever you want to say about bluesky, understand that Threads will always be on a different level of crazy

Microwave time. I set it to 99:99 like once a month, and then just press the start button and let my heart decide when it's been long enough. Then I just open the door to stop it, and leave the rest of the time on the clock for next time. I get like 50+ uses out of the one time setting it to 99:99

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/06/2026

90s video game designer watching The Lion King: i really like the exuberant, colorful song with all of the animals jumping around. but you know what would make it better? if it was the single most frustrating level in any platformer ever

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Are you using your technology because you like technology, or are you using it because you want something else.

He's eating old computer stuff when what he wants is an egg, pasta, and pasta(?).

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I love my group chats.. they're going wild

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