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The Irony Giant

@ironygiant.bsky.social
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"But I'm charging into heaven if I've only hell to lose." Rules are often written in blood. The USCSB reduces the word count.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 4h
A painting of a bird beside the text "are you done being a piece of shit?"
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 05,1972
P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A SIGN IN A WIG SHOP

GOING OUT OF
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ALL WIGS $1

NANCY: OH, BOY--ID LOVE TO HAVE A WIG

P2- SLUGGO SEES NANCY  WALKING WITH HER HAIR REACHING THE GROUND 
SLUGGO ,NOT KNOWING ITS A WIG, IS SO SHOCKED HIS HAT GOES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Well, Dennis Hastert managed to die on his own time after molesting all those children and getting away with it." Conservative enlightened thinkers today:
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Bernard: Doesn't Look Like Anything To Me - Westworld
ALT: Bernard: Doesn't Look Like Anything To Me - Westworld
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This entire administration is like a long running series of biblical plagues, one right after the other.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Can't we just have a little zionism, as a treat? Yes yes, everything about it is abhorrent and exploitative, but my mom is one bro and she's too stupid to change her mind, so chill out with that antisemitic hate."
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In case you missed the earth-shattering news, the great @samwitwer.bsky.social has replaced the legendary Sheldon Smith as the new voice of the USCSB. I have to admit I did NOT have this federal hire on my bingo card, but damn does he nail it. youtu.be/HmiQFYGc6C4?...
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Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still one of my favourite exchanges.
Hey, Vasquez.
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No. Have you?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a close race but this might be one of the dumbest things he’s ever done and that’s saying A LOT.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Scmitt: You were assisted by an FBI agent, correct? Jack Smith: I'm not familiar with this Schmitt: He let you into his Toyota Supra to escape the police. Said he owes you a 10-second car. Smith: I believe, I, uh. I don't recall that but it sounds like the plot to the Fast and the Furious
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Monks bitching about apostrophes a thousand years ago or someshit in this exact same tone...
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WBTW News13 @wbtwnews13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DA reopens case accusing 7 men of rape at Cornell University
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DA reopens case accusing 7 men of rape at Cornell University
The anonymous student filed a lawsuit regarding the 2024 incident earlier this month.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Goodness gracious, I've been blessed!" my mother cried. "How'd you get so lovely, son? How'd you get so kind?"
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't care about weekends any more. Just the bit of them when the new Lanterns comes out is sufficient, thank you.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because of you, specifically. You.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sneak Attack IG: @jasper_the_dalmatian www.instagram.com/jasper_the_d...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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Lianne @knithacker42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you know how they sink the carbon? They fertilize the sea to produce algae blooms that then use up all the nutrients and die and their bodies are the carbon that sinks to the bottom and it really only does that once it exhausts the oxygen in the water allowing them to decompose.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this meeting could’ve been a psychosexual journey into the id
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“ICE FISHING”: White U.S. citizens display Mexican flags on their cars to expose ICE’s racial profiling, waste agents’ time and divert them from preying on immigrants. 1/2
Image from X
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dad… dad… hey!!!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recommend you stop telling trans people what they should do and start telling the politicians to advocate equal rights for everyone.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weekend "What's Hot Classic" Bluesky: "The diaper furries spent all week negotiating and are now busy fucking, so here's play by play commentary of every sports match in existence. Yah, Robert Kraft is a inflammatory anti-American fascist, but GOOOOOO PATRIOTS!"
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You cannot two sides a genocide. You cannot walk back an apology with an apology. You either care about the slaughter of Palestinians or you don't. It you don't, you need more than help. I will never softball this. If you do, you have bigger issues. #FreePalestine
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Free Palestine
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Uh oh…
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Twitter user NPYayeli: Exactly what I said birth control gives some females a cat like syrup smell coming through their pores.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Data collection bots are 100% crawling this app for blackmail material. Got a third unsolicited "follower" message this week. that opens with a friendly greeting but immediately follows up with the completely normal human on the internet question:
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m not complicit, I was just following orders.”
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok but if this was lesbians...
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i. @pterodacthole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’re laughing. They refused pissvortex’s fake money and you’re laughing.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how it’s done. This is a skilled, articulate, charismatic, effective politician with great potential to do good. Yet Schumer and Jeffries would sooner align themselves with John Fetterman than this guy.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Not only does the Torment Nexus figure out what you fear most and make everything in your reality that for eternity, it bills you for it monthly! TERRIFYING! TBF, I love how I can use it to make cute cat pictures and porn, though. Also, it's nice to have something to talk to about how smart I am."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
Republicans don’t suddenly discover empathy. They discover proximity.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/09/2026
Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me
signage as described
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the face nazis make when I start asking them questions (📸 @dominicgwinn.com)
a cropped in still of me looking at a group of nazis with swastika armbands. my phone is in my hands as i look blankly at them. i’m wearing a mask and a little fan around my neck. the closest nazi, his body turned towards me, has shifted his torso slightly toward the photographer, a look of overwhelm and exhaustion filling his face.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The face they make when we stop bothering to ask questions.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now that the national "pretend you're sad and tell an embellished anecdote about watching 9/11 on a shitty TV and being afraid" day is over, can we get back to how we, as a people, immediately began to use that attack as an outlet for bigotry, racism, war crimes, and merchandising? No? Not ready?
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 11/09/2026
never forget trans rights are human rights

the twin towers in the best event in their history
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
once again, MUPPETS' ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS would be the first film to bust a trillion dollars at the box office and the reason this has never happened and may never happened is because the MUPPETS are held hostage by unimaginative soulless bloodsuckers like b0b ig0r
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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't want an iPhone that folds. I want someone to put Trump in prison.
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The Irony Giant @ironygiant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/VLHAXyPlUWI?...
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WKUK - Nerf Nuke recreated by @JoelCreates
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s the Dril budget meme, but with blueberries at $3,600 instead of candles
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10/09/2026
what the fuck
@carla_onallfours on instagram.

its an AI account of a “human centaur” girl
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Walking is for losers.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a city street with a busy sidewalk in the background. Large text above reads, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" Below the person, a magazine titled "Learn to Float" is displayed.
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