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Lana Deltron 3030

@invisiblemonkey.bsky.social
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idk, posting into the void and looking for my friends

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't even know her like that but Mia Goth divorcing that pos just fills me with relief because you know that guy is going to kill someone some day
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry to any parents but whenever someone complains about the inane shit they have to deal with in the "parent group chat" I mentally animate sickos.jpg in my mind
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
choosin' texas didn't make it across the pond to europe but that shaboozey song did. I also probably wouldn't know of the existence of 'jelly roll' if it wasn't for toddintheshadows, hope this helps.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
accidentally heard 10 seconds of the new Taylor swift song and she both cheekily self-censored the word ‘whore’ and did boom-clap style “hey!” chants.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm against capital punishment but I think we should give her a gun.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's all corrupt girl
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every time I think we've hit rock bottom with this shit
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
texted my friend that I dreamed she introduced me to her new dirtbag bf, who was both nick mullen and dril simultaneously, and by the end of the convo she inspired me to get an adhd diagnosis
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just when I thought he couldn't get more camp with it
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sent my man one “ok” and he started Holmes-posting
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you are breeze in desert for me. my water. and ocean. meant only to be together tiger

alright man
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
also, no one loves doing homophobia as a bit more than gay people so it’s gonna get a lot of use that way!
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just tried to put on my coat when a giant spider fell out of it with an audible thump. I no longer feel safe in my own home.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
all I wanted for my birthday
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
truly impressed by the breadth of incompetence by Sheeran's PR team. you think you can get away with a mealy-mouthed bullet pointed notes app apology, you little freak? no one likes a lying coward and lbr, previously people tolerated him at best.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
when you pet her while wfh vs. when you stop because you need to type
Katya the fluffy black cat enjoying a chin scratch while sitting on my lap at my desk
Katya looking at me like “did I tell you to stop, bitch?” when I needed my hands for computer
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a friend told me he was recently tempted by the game when it was on sale but he thought about how disappointed I would be and didn't get it. that's right, I will think less of both your taste and morals which should be embarrassing for you!
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
went to see the Akira 4K restoration and when kaneda did the slide the guy next to me whispered to his buddy: "that's the slide"
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my 9/11 story is that I was on the gorillaz fan forum and whoever was posting as Russel on there told us to turn on the tv right before the second plane hit.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my fav 9/11 tweet
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they should unannounce it
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
early ass tattoo appointment but I’m getting two ✌🏼
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
created theranos as a trauma response
@softbodywarrior honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when she clearly created theranos as a trauma response (and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I haven't watched any of the elizabeth holmes docs and now I know it was all for a higher purpose
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
she loves to strike a pose
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
she loves to strike a pose
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
17, not all by choice
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
shan’t photograph a child but please believe me that there’s a 10 y/o at this CCR tribute band show who looks like the “you’re gonna die in that pit” meme who’s windmilling and jump kicking around on the dance floor
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tfw you’re in france
Childs drawing in the bakery depicting bread products and the word PAIN
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this is how Gods are born
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 24/08/2026
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
so polite
Kimchi the cat sitting in perfect loaf mode
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I still side-eye any show where the plot revolves around a mystery that may or may not be explained in a satisfying way. oh, a silo you say? let’s see how it ends and then tell me if it’s good
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m working from home today but she is making sure I don’t leave
Kimmy the little black cat being held and holding on like a baby monkey
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
does my job think it's cool if I threaten hypothetical violence towards pervert glasses wearers on slack? let's find out!
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Maybe So
Alt: gif of girl from bad girl's club saying "Maybe so"
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my friend came by to show off his new tattoo yesterday so it is with much regret I had to tell him tattoos are no longer cool now.
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Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy birthday to baby Kimmy, a date we know to be correct because the farm she came from said her litter was born in “uhh, like mid-August?”
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fransvera.bsky.social @fransvera.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Zou de politie nu wel gaan ingrijpen, of blijven ze sympathie koesteren voor wetsovetredende, dodelijke ongelukken veroorzakende boeren? www.nu.nl/binnenland/6...
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Twee doden en meerdere gewonden bij ongeluk op snelweg met protesterende boeren
Op de A59 bij Heesch zijn vrijdag twee mensen omgekomen bij een ongeval. Op de snelweg was een file ontstaan door protesterende boeren die met trekkers naar het provinciehuis in Den Bosch reden.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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