Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sent my man one “ok” and he started Holmes-posting 011
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026absolutely no help from these lazy creatures, just a side-eye for waking them from their slumber by screaming 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026when you pet her while wfh vs. when you stop because you need to type 011
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026early ass tattoo appointment but I’m getting two ✌🏼 101
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026the French do kind of have it figured out, quiche lorraine and a glass of wine for maybe €6 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m working from home today but she is making sure I don’t leave 140
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Happy birthday to baby Kimmy, a date we know to be correct because the farm she came from said her litter was born in “uhh, like mid-August?” 020
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I made a camera obscura out of a shoe box but my neighbour had the best tech 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026sending this to my coworkers in slack so they can understand my references 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026she doesnt know what Microsoft Teams is 120
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026someone got mad at this and blocked me when I asked if he was alright, lol 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026same, I've never seen this but allegedly Katya loves to politely yet insistently request uppies at the desk. 031
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’m working from home today and living the fantasy of that one lady on twitter everyone got mad at (having a chat and a coffee in the garden) 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026she loves to perch right behind the doorway for a classic jump-scare reveal 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This cat lives near my office and burst out of a bush to get her pets from me. I would die for her. 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026this is more fun than watching the game 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026grabbed my morning coffee for the full experience 110
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026delighted to find out they still make 110 film for this agfamatic pocket camera I thrifted. cant wait to make tiny shitty photos with this, thanks lomography nerds! 020
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026took lil darth vader to the Star Trek photo-op just to be annoying 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026every time I think I’m getting too old for this shit I end up saying “fuck it” and dive in/on to the pit 100
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I have one of those, she’s… not the smartest and has locked herself into the bedroom before 3920
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026not to disparage all mothers of human children out there but happy Mother’s Day to me, also 110
