Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any 19140376
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't even know her like that but Mia Goth divorcing that pos just fills me with relief because you know that guy is going to kill someone some day 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My immediate reaction to the trailer was “I would never subject myself to another second of this dying cat puppet” 020
Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359208775032
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sorry to any parents but whenever someone complains about the inane shit they have to deal with in the "parent group chat" I mentally animate sickos.jpg in my mind 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dit klopt, de mug in mijn slaapkamer schendt constant de verdragen van Geneve 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I watch his chart topper videos with something like morbid fascination, it has never been easier to avoid music made in a lab to maximise the supermarkt shopping experience. 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026choosin' texas didn't make it across the pond to europe but that shaboozey song did. I also probably wouldn't know of the existence of 'jelly roll' if it wasn't for toddintheshadows, hope this helps. 100
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just feel like you're allowed to say whore and bitch at 36 years of age 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it must rule to be a billionaire and also mentally 14 years old forever, ngl 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026accidentally heard 10 seconds of the new Taylor swift song and she both cheekily self-censored the word ‘whore’ and did boom-clap style “hey!” chants. 200
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm against capital punishment but I think we should give her a gun. 010
Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors. 1417734625
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026absolutely, I get a little thrill from pushing the limit but I am very privileged to be able to do so 080
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the trick is to be really scary and also have small tits! 110
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yeah, I 100% take advantage of being one of the few women in tech and I also feel like being in Europe helps to pull it off, lol 2390
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hard to overstate how little any of this matters if you have good vibes and are skilled. I'm saying this as someone who shaved their head before I interviewed for my current job and also didn't wear a bra. 2580
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every time I think we've hit rock bottom with this shit 021
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it’s going to be the new litter box in the classroom and I hate it 061
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026dit is echt het domste wat ze hadden kunnen doen, wat een teleurstelling. 020
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026texted my friend that I dreamed she introduced me to her new dirtbag bf, who was both nick mullen and dril simultaneously, and by the end of the convo she inspired me to get an adhd diagnosis 021
Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social) 691932906
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026just when I thought he couldn't get more camp with it 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sent my man one “ok” and he started Holmes-posting 011
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026also, no one loves doing homophobia as a bit more than gay people so it’s gonna get a lot of use that way! 011
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026absolutely no help from these lazy creatures, just a side-eye for waking them from their slumber by screaming 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not normally squeamish but I thought something fell out of the pocket at first, it was so large. absolute nightmare! 100
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just tried to put on my coat when a giant spider fell out of it with an audible thump. I no longer feel safe in my own home. 110
Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163194192
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WRONg I wanted charli xcx tickets to treat my nephew and all thousands of them sold out in 0.000002 seconds so now I'm inconsolable 000
Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051341129
Reposted by Lana Deltron 3030Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying. 1558083
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026truly impressed by the breadth of incompetence by Sheeran's PR team. you think you can get away with a mealy-mouthed bullet pointed notes app apology, you little freak? no one likes a lying coward and lbr, previously people tolerated him at best. 100
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026get him some gold-plated banana plugs, old men love gold-plated plugs 010
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026volgens mij boeit het haar legit niet meer, get money maar wel een beetje tragisch idd. 000
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026when you pet her while wfh vs. when you stop because you need to type 011
Lana Deltron 3030 @invisiblemonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the soundtrack alone is worth going for btw, it was siiiick 000
